Punchinism

Tad Venture · 08-16-2006, 01:00 PM

Behold, our creator, our savior, and our ruler--Punchinello has more plot and character development than an FF game with only one person.

I am highly convinced that Punchinello is God.

Mallow be damned for not recognizing him on the spot. Punchinello sacrificed his life by crushing himself with a bomb, as to not have that bomb wreak havoc across the land. Not many people know this, but when Punchinello was crushed, his lamp stayed on for 6 more days than the oil allowed, he was raised from the dead 3 days later, and then took an exodus from Medina to Mecca.

Punchinello then ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of himself.

**March of the Covenant** · 08-16-2006, 01:02 PM

I am highly convinced that you are insane.

Tad Venture · 08-16-2006, 01:05 PM

Heathen!

**March of the Covenant** · 08-16-2006, 01:07 PM

And to think you're a pastor's kid, wait until he hears about this. *calls*

Tad Venture · 08-16-2006, 01:08 PM

Punchinello will see to it that you are duly destroyed before you can rat out one of his prophets to his father.

**March of the Covenant** · 08-16-2006, 01:09 PM

Haha, what can he do to me?

Tad Venture · 08-16-2006, 01:11 PM

Poke your eyes out, crush you with giant Bob Bombs, or even more easy: Just look at you and you turn to stone. Then he throws lightning bolts from Mount Olympus and sends to to Hades.

**March of the Covenant** · 08-16-2006, 01:13 PM

*gets Mario*
What now?

Bomby · 08-16-2006, 07:41 PM

Pieism >>> Punchinism

For those of you who remember Pieism...

Tad Venture · 08-16-2006, 09:02 PM

Who doesn't remember Pieism? The Holy Father of Punchinello is, in fact, a meat pie.

Daos · 08-16-2006, 09:06 PM

Peace be upon him.

Tad Venture · 08-21-2006, 05:50 PM

The Holy Trinity of Punchinism:

08-16-2006, 01:00 PM	#1
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	Punchinism Behold, our creator, our savior, and our ruler--Punchinello has more plot and character development than an FF game with only one person. I am highly convinced that Punchinello is God. Mallow be damned for not recognizing him on the spot. Punchinello sacrificed his life by crushing himself with a bomb, as to not have that bomb wreak havoc across the land. Not many people know this, but when Punchinello was crushed, his lamp stayed on for 6 more days than the oil allowed, he was raised from the dead 3 days later, and then took an exodus from Medina to Mecca. Punchinello then ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of himself.

08-16-2006, 09:06 PM	#11
Daos Banned Forum Mod Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 4,986 Thanks: 60 Thanked 125 Times in 91 Posts Points: 22,882.06 Bank: 122,824.72 Total Points: 145,706.78 Donate	Peace be upon him. __________________ I am terror, I am Daos.

08-16-2006, 01:02 PM	#2
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,926 Thanks: 804 Thanked 353 Times in 241 Posts Points: 18,337.92 Bank: 125,208.41 Total Points: 143,546.33 Donate	I am highly convinced that you are insane.

08-16-2006, 01:05 PM	#3
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	Heathen!

08-16-2006, 01:07 PM	#4
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,926 Thanks: 804 Thanked 353 Times in 241 Posts Points: 18,337.92 Bank: 125,208.41 Total Points: 143,546.33 Donate	And to think you're a pastor's kid, wait until he hears about this. calls

08-16-2006, 01:08 PM	#5
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	Punchinello will see to it that you are duly destroyed before you can rat out one of his prophets to his father.

08-16-2006, 01:09 PM	#6
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,926 Thanks: 804 Thanked 353 Times in 241 Posts Points: 18,337.92 Bank: 125,208.41 Total Points: 143,546.33 Donate	Haha, what can he do to me?

08-16-2006, 01:11 PM	#7
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	Poke your eyes out, crush you with giant Bob Bombs, or even more easy: Just look at you and you turn to stone. Then he throws lightning bolts from Mount Olympus and sends to to Hades.

08-16-2006, 01:13 PM	#8
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,926 Thanks: 804 Thanked 353 Times in 241 Posts Points: 18,337.92 Bank: 125,208.41 Total Points: 143,546.33 Donate	gets Mario What now?

08-16-2006, 07:41 PM	#9
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08-16-2006, 09:02 PM	#10
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	Who doesn't remember Pieism? The Holy Father of Punchinello is, in fact, a meat pie.

08-21-2006, 05:50 PM	#12
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,766.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,380.38 Donate	The Holy Trinity of Punchinism: