If Bush ran against Jesus

t3hDarkness · 04-17-2007, 09:51 AM

I'm in your photobucket lookin at your images. Bah, nothing worth taking to post right now...

Here, have the pain

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-17-2007, 11:30 AM

What irks me is when Christians (or members of any other structured religion) choose to obey only the convenient tenants and acknowledge scriptures they already agree to. It's like a firefighter who only fights fires which are under mile away from his house, but still insists on full pay and to be the one who blares the siren.

ChuckleHuck · 04-17-2007, 07:12 PM

Whoever made the "comic" is fired from humanity.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-17-2007, 07:22 PM

^Dude, it's showing the ineffective tactics of liberals. Marching with signs < Getting blown up by Death Star.

Nice, Bombalik.

Let's not forget, though, that turning the other cheek would require your aggressor either to strike with his palm the next time (a sign of dignity on behalf of the victim) or to use his left hand (or as it was known at the time, "toilet paper").

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ChuckleHuck · 04-19-2007, 06:44 AM

^I think you mean "^^^". Otherwise, you're fired from humanity as well.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-20-2007, 12:16 AM

No, I was responding to you. It's true, marching with signs won't do squat when the Death Star destroys your planet.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ChuckleHuck · 04-20-2007, 06:37 AM

Then you're fired. End of El Discussion.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-20-2007, 08:29 AM

Generally, subordinates cannot fire their boss. Unless you live in a bizarro land, where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

t3hDarkness · 04-20-2007, 09:26 AM

I sense incoming Soviet Russia Jokes.

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-20-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Generally, subordinates cannot fire their boss. Unless you live in a bizarro land, where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Wait, when did Rand McNally become bizarro land? Was there some sort of coup?

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-20-2007, 11:14 AM

Yeah. In fact, the subordinates fired their bosses. The bosses then had to give large compensation packages for being let go, much to the subordinate's chagrin. They then escorted security out of the building, with large cardboard boxes stuffed inside of their belongings, and given an all-access security card.

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-24-2007, 10:07 PM

It's called a "Board of Directors." -CSM

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04-17-2007, 09:51 AM	#2
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04-17-2007, 11:30 AM	#3
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04-17-2007, 07:12 PM	#4
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04-17-2007, 07:22 PM	#5
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04-19-2007, 06:44 AM	#6
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