Why aren't you going to Hell?

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-21-2007, 08:38 AM

PZoH wants to know why you are, but an optimist like me wants to know why you aren't going to Hell.

I'd say it's because I believe in reincarnation, and because people who know me say I'm a caring type of guy. Even when I do "sin," I feel very, VERY guilty and those who know me know that. -CSM

t3hDarkness · 09-21-2007, 08:55 AM

I guess I don't really have a reason to travel to New Jersey, Greenland, or the Cayman Islands.

Its not like I don't want to go to hell, I have heard they are great vacation spots, but I really can not envision myself visiting anytime soon.

The Doctor · 09-21-2007, 09:24 AM

I'm not going to hell, because it doesn't exist.

t3hDarkness · 09-21-2007, 09:32 AM

There are no less than three hells that can be found on a map, plus several odd demi-realms found in the back of my old stoner roomates fridge, right behind the three year old ice cream.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-21-2007, 12:14 PM

I got a friend in Jesus, so I know that when I die, he's gonna recommend me to the spirit in the sky.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sarai and Samiel · 09-21-2007, 12:45 PM

I'm not going to hell because, even in the event that it does exist, I take responsibility for my actions and attempt to do the best I can by other people at all times.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 09-21-2007, 01:00 PM

^What she said, because she said it so succinctly.

Lurch1982 · 09-21-2007, 01:34 PM

Because I already live there.

**Dr. Horrible** · 09-21-2007, 01:46 PM

Hell exists, but I do not.

Sim Kid · 09-21-2007, 03:30 PM

Because I moved the Scientology books into the "Science Fiction" section instead of the Bibles.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-22-2007, 01:53 PM

Come on, where are the classic rock fans?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Valigarmander · 09-22-2007, 04:21 PM

You've got me here.

Inferno Dragon · 09-22-2007, 05:26 PM

I'm not going to hell because as long as I live a good life and I don't lie to the gods when I pass from this mortal plane of existance I get to go to a paradise with all my worldly posessions and I get treated like royalty for the rest of eternity. the same goes for others who follow the Egyptian gods!

Darth_Flava · 09-22-2007, 06:19 PM

Cause I'm not gonna give up.

Kil'jaeden · 09-26-2007, 06:41 PM

Why? I can't go there, because Hell is other people, so how on Earth can I GO to other people?

Bomby · 10-02-2007, 02:44 PM

Too hot. Too crowded.

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 10-02-2007, 04:13 PM

I cannot answer this question.

LinkManDX · 10-02-2007, 08:37 PM

I've already eaten there once, I had a bad experience because of several half-naked Spartan warriors yelling while I was trying to enjoy my food.

CloudEd · 11-09-2007, 03:04 AM

For all the crap I've done, God's got something so much worse than some rinky-dink "Hell" planned for me.

**Dr. Horrible** · 11-09-2007, 09:31 AM

"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"

09-21-2007, 08:38 AM	#1
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,087 Thanks: 546 Thanked 382 Times in 264 Posts Points: 136,848.76 Bank: 33,856.01 Total Points: 170,704.77 Donate	Why aren't you going to Hell? PZoH wants to know why you are, but an optimist like me wants to know why you aren't going to Hell. I'd say it's because I believe in reincarnation, and because people who know me say I'm a caring type of guy. Even when I do "sin," I feel very, VERY guilty and those who know me know that. -CSM

09-21-2007, 12:45 PM	#6
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,272 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 1,315.01 Bank: 67,253.65 Total Points: 68,568.66 Donate	Easy peasy. I'm not going to hell because, even in the event that it does exist, I take responsibility for my actions and attempt to do the best I can by other people at all times.

09-21-2007, 01:46 PM	#9
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,505 Thanks: 111 Thanked 405 Times in 274 Posts Points: 2,830.25 Bank: 2,371,430.97 Total Points: 2,374,261.22 Donate	In your face, Descartes Hell exists, but I do not.

09-21-2007, 08:55 AM	#2
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,907.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,229.42 Donate	I guess I don't really have a reason to travel to New Jersey, Greenland, or the Cayman Islands. Its not like I don't want to go to hell, I have heard they are great vacation spots, but I really can not envision myself visiting anytime soon.

09-21-2007, 09:24 AM	#3
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09-21-2007, 09:32 AM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,907.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,229.42 Donate	There are no less than three hells that can be found on a map, plus several odd demi-realms found in the back of my old stoner roomates fridge, right behind the three year old ice cream.

09-21-2007, 12:14 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,500 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,776.54 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,948.14 Donate	I got a friend in Jesus, so I know that when I die, he's gonna recommend me to the spirit in the sky. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-21-2007, 01:00 PM	#7
*ZeldaGirl* Venting SuperMod Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 12,014 Thanks: 509 Thanked 838 Times in 574 Posts Points: 27,835.30 Bank: 395,856.32 Total Points: 423,691.62 Donate	^What she said, because she said it so succinctly.

09-21-2007, 01:34 PM	#8
Lurch1982 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Katrinaland, USA Gender: Posts: 9,149 Thanks: 119 Thanked 202 Times in 125 Posts Points: 27,373.21 Bank: 166,050.89 Total Points: 193,424.10 Donate	Because I already live there.

09-21-2007, 03:30 PM	#10
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 34,716.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,216.04 Donate	Because I moved the Scientology books into the "Science Fiction" section instead of the Bibles.

09-22-2007, 01:53 PM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,500 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,776.54 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,948.14 Donate	Come on, where are the classic rock fans? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-22-2007, 04:21 PM	#12
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,002 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 272.65 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,656.80 Donate	You've got me here.

09-22-2007, 05:26 PM	#13
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,945 Thanks: 52 Thanked 32 Times in 25 Posts Points: 34,344.29 Bank: 21,034.57 Total Points: 55,378.86 Donate	I'm not going to hell because as long as I live a good life and I don't lie to the gods when I pass from this mortal plane of existance I get to go to a paradise with all my worldly posessions and I get treated like royalty for the rest of eternity. the same goes for others who follow the Egyptian gods!

09-22-2007, 06:19 PM	#14
Darth_Flava Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 4,075.15 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 4,605.75 Donate	Cause I'm not gonna give up.

09-26-2007, 06:41 PM	#15
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,469 Thanks: 19 Thanked 39 Times in 30 Posts Points: 10,259.58 Bank: 999.94 Total Points: 11,259.52 Donate	Why? I can't go there, because Hell is other people, so how on Earth can I GO to other people?

10-02-2007, 02:44 PM	#16
Bomby My name is Stereotype with an A Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Searching the city for Sci-Fi Wasabi Gender: Posts: 15,200 Thanks: 210 Thanked 613 Times in 399 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 8,052.27 Bank: 2,506,696.76 Total Points: 2,514,749.04 Donate	Too hot. Too crowded.

10-02-2007, 04:13 PM	#17
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,863 Thanks: 315 Thanked 91 Times in 68 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,486.14 Bank: 5,548.57 Total Points: 9,034.71 Donate	I cannot answer this question.

10-02-2007, 08:37 PM	#18
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Some call it slums, some call it nice! Gender: Posts: 3,296 Thanks: 252 Thanked 200 Times in 118 Posts Points: 14,515.94 Bank: 5,400.78 Total Points: 19,916.72 Donate	I've already eaten there once, I had a bad experience because of several half-naked Spartan warriors yelling while I was trying to enjoy my food.

11-09-2007, 03:04 AM	#19
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11-09-2007, 09:31 AM	#20
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,505 Thanks: 111 Thanked 405 Times in 274 Posts Points: 2,830.25 Bank: 2,371,430.97 Total Points: 2,374,261.22 Donate	"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"