My sister sent me this:

[Crazyswordsman]

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers: a quintessential American story.

If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow , Trig, and Track: you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating: you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl (sports caster), 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.

If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA , your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

Then I added this:

If your former pastor who you severed all ties with preaches that rich whites should stop ignoring the plight of inner city people in ways that are racist, you hate America and American values.

If your former pastor who you only left because you left town, and still see on visits to your hometown, preaches that those who don't vote for ultra-conservative Republicans will be banished to hell, called the war in Iraq a Christian crusade (and implied it was against Muslim "infidels") and God's will, said Jesus was pro-war, and is buddy-buddy with the leader of Jews for Jesus, who preached - in that church - that Jews deserve to be killed in Israel for not accepting Jesus, you're in touch with a large majority of Americans who believe these things exactly.

This is essentially the Republican campaign here. -CSM

[Robotazy]

I forgot who was bashing the crap out of Obama, was it CNN, or Fox News?

Also, yes, I only watch 5 channels on TV.

[CaptHayfever]

Originally Posted by Tazy_10

I forgot who was bashing the crap out of Obama, was it Cowardly News Network, or The Obvious Answer When The Question Is "Who Was Bashing A Democrat"?

Fixed. Also, answered.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Robotazy]

oh.


hurrrrr Fox News.

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Crazyswordsman]

Lou Dobbs, who works for CNN, actually has a wife who loves the Obama racist waffle mix. -CSM

[Speed]

A winrar is this topic.

[Valigarmander]

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

If your former pastor who you severed all ties with preaches that rich whites should stop ignoring the plight of inner city people in ways that are racist, you hate America and American values.

If your former pastor who you only left because you left town, and still see on visits to your hometown, preaches that those who don't vote for ultra-conservative Republicans will be banished to hell, called the war in Iraq a Christian crusade (and implied it was against Muslim "infidels") and God's will, said Jesus was pro-war, and is buddy-buddy with the leader of Jews for Jesus, who preached - in that church - that Jews deserve to be killed in Israel for not accepting Jesus, you're in touch with a large majority of Americans who believe these things exactly.

I was honestly thinking about this issue earlier today.

[Cosmonautical]

[Speed]

Originally Posted by Winston Payne

I was honestly thinking about this issue earlier today.

OMG me to.

Weird I think we were the only ones.