The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 04-06-2011, 11:01 AM

YouTube - The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage

im convinced

Bomby · 04-06-2011, 11:18 AM

I'm suddenly really thirsty for orange juice.

CuccoLady · 04-06-2011, 11:38 AM

I will never be thirsty for orange juice again.

**Deku Trii** · 04-06-2011, 11:46 AM

Haha, I remember this.

**Loot** · 04-11-2011, 09:35 AM

I watched this without audio in class and I did not make any sense of it.

I watched it later with audio and, uh, it didn't really help make any more sense.

I still lol'd.

Zaden · 04-12-2011, 04:43 PM

Upon proper analysis, one must realize that same-sex marriage =/= same-sex sex which = same-fruit sex which =/= fruity sex which =/= fruit sex, not to be confused with sexy fruit, which isn't to say that fruit aren't sexy, but that sex can be both fruity and juicy. Also know that apple sex =/= potato sex regardless if same-apple sex = same-potato sex, the common link being the orange's sexuality. There is nothing to stop the sexy fruits' sex so long as it's potato-orange sex and not apple-potato sex which = beastiality. Even if human sex = fruit sex, fruit-human sex is practically a point of no return. This is because safe human sex practices are not as safe as safe fruit sex. If the potato and the female are homosexual, sexual activity with the orange may spread STD's to the apple if there is too much apple-orange sex.

The main point here is that same-sex sex cannot be equated with orange sex because of the nature of orange's sexual activity. So same-fruit sex =/= same-human (Hermaphroditic) sex which = same-potato sex which =/= human sex which = apple sex which =/= human-orange sex which = the sex of the fruit which =/= the fruits of your own personal sex. I'm not sure why he mentions marriage because 100.000000001% of oranges never marry. I hope I didn't offend any potatoes, but male potatoes really need to hear this.

If you are an orange, make sure to ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex. And remember: All sex is not sexy to all. It's apples-to-oranges.

04-06-2011, 11:01 AM	#1
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04-06-2011, 11:18 AM	#2
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I'm suddenly really thirsty for orange juice.

04-06-2011, 11:38 AM	#3
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	I will never be thirsty for orange juice again.

04-06-2011, 11:46 AM	#4
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Haha, I remember this.

04-11-2011, 09:35 AM	#5
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	I watched this without audio in class and I did not make any sense of it. I watched it later with audio and, uh, it didn't really help make any more sense. I still lol'd.

04-12-2011, 04:43 PM	#6
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Upon proper analysis, one must realize that same-sex marriage =/= same-sex sex which = same-fruit sex which =/= fruity sex which =/= fruit sex, not to be confused with sexy fruit, which isn't to say that fruit aren't sexy, but that sex can be both fruity and juicy. Also know that apple sex =/= potato sex regardless if same-apple sex = same-potato sex, the common link being the orange's sexuality. There is nothing to stop the sexy fruits' sex so long as it's potato-orange sex and not apple-potato sex which = beastiality. Even if human sex = fruit sex, fruit-human sex is practically a point of no return. This is because safe human sex practices are not as safe as safe fruit sex. If the potato and the female are homosexual, sexual activity with the orange may spread STD's to the apple if there is too much apple-orange sex. The main point here is that same-sex sex cannot be equated with orange sex because of the nature of orange's sexual activity. So same-fruit sex =/= same-human (Hermaphroditic) sex which = same-potato sex which =/= human sex which = apple sex which =/= human-orange sex which = the sex of the fruit which =/= the fruits of your own personal sex. I'm not sure why he mentions marriage because 100.000000001% of oranges never marry. I hope I didn't offend any potatoes, but male potatoes really need to hear this. If you are an orange, make sure to ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex. And remember: All sex is not sexy to all. It's apples-to-oranges.