Thirty things you can do with a pineapple.... - Page 2 - VGF

Vapor · 11-08-2005, 07:32 AM

put it on a stick to have a spiked mace.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-08-2005, 01:21 PM

Use it to demonstrate the handiest and the dandiest kitchen appliance ever invented, and don'tcha wanna know how it works?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

trey · 11-08-2005, 11:10 PM

Call it bob and make it your best friend!!

OcarinaMan · 11-08-2005, 11:54 PM

Eh, shove it up yer @$$

comicreadkirby · 11-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Two words:
funky
shoes. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Vapor · 11-12-2005, 06:19 PM

Hollow it out Put in Arm holes,leg holes, and a tail hole,
put a hamster in,and you'll have an ARMORED
FIGHTING HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!!111

comicreadkirby · 11-16-2005, 10:44 PM

I know! Um.... Put it on your head with a bunch of other fruit, get some clam shells and...
SALSA DANCE!

Vapor · 12-09-2005, 01:55 PM

Build a fort out of pineapples.
Uh, does it have to stop at 30?

[ December 09, 2005, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Lorenzo's friend ]

Partha1 · 01-10-2006, 09:27 PM

teach it to fly

Sarai and Samiel · 02-01-2006, 11:21 PM

Claim it in the name of Fifi, lord of all toy poodles.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-02-2006, 04:32 PM

Do that thing and say that a pineapple is a herb, not a fruit, pressing the pedantic point against all violators.

Vapor · 02-03-2006, 12:59 PM

Poke holes in it, glue mirrors to it, stick a light in it, and you've got yourself very wierd discoball.

Kil'jaeden · 02-03-2006, 11:38 PM

Use it to bludgeon tyrants.

Sarai and Samiel · 02-07-2006, 03:28 PM

Make bracelets.

Kibbleking · 02-19-2006, 07:19 PM

In the 19th century they used to leave pineapples in the rooms (and beds) of guests who had overstayed their welcome. So, getting annoying relatives to leave by leaving them symbolically around their things. Or, if they don't get the significance, throw them at them while screaming "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DAMMIT!"

Tacitblade · 02-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Watermelon-free GALLAGHER TRIBUTE *smash*

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-19-2006, 09:54 PM

^^So basically they were saying "I'm sick of you, so here's a delicious fresh fruit"?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 02-20-2006, 01:33 AM

Tie a leash to it and take it walking...

Kibbleking · 02-20-2006, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

^^So basically they were saying "I'm sick of you, so here's a delicious fresh fruit"?

Maybe people didn't like pineapples then...
I even saw them carved into the bedhead of an antique guest bed

Vapor · 03-07-2006, 05:24 PM

Make a sculpture out of a lot of them and take it to Burning Man.

11-08-2005, 07:32 AM	#21
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11-08-2005, 11:10 PM	#23
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11-10-2005, 04:33 PM	#25
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comicreadkirby Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: beautiful downtown Pitsburg Gender: Posts: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,234.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,734.00 Donate	I know! Um.... Put it on your head with a bunch of other fruit, get some clam shells and... SALSA DANCE!

12-09-2005, 01:55 PM	#28
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02-07-2006, 03:28 PM	#34
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Kibbleking Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia...WOLF CREEK AH HA HA Posts: 77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 845.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,345.00 Donate	In the 19th century they used to leave pineapples in the rooms (and beds) of guests who had overstayed their welcome. So, getting annoying relatives to leave by leaving them symbolically around their things. Or, if they don't get the significance, throw them at them while screaming "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DAMMIT!"

02-19-2006, 09:13 PM	#36
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