If I were to ask you to sleep with me... - Page 2

Bomby · 08-07-2007, 08:48 PM

Actually, I would just punch you in the teeth and leave. Horny bastard.

Valigarmander · 08-08-2007, 02:29 AM

^ Oh, do that. Put your whole fist in.

The Doctor · 08-08-2007, 01:17 PM

^^ You walked into that.

Tomahawkmansp · 08-21-2007, 09:28 PM

Rather sleep with Micheal Jackson and he's a creepy pedophile.

Valigarmander · 08-22-2007, 01:00 AM

So am I, and I don't have any synthetic body parts.

Sarai and Samiel · 08-22-2007, 01:19 AM

*turn undead thread*

t3hDarkness · 08-22-2007, 07:27 AM

Wait, you are under 18, never mind.

MASALOBOTOMY · 08-30-2007, 10:22 AM

Don't worry Val, your hand will always be there for you.

The Doctor · 08-30-2007, 11:29 AM

^ That made me get a new keyboard, the other one is now covered in tea.

Valigarmander · 08-30-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasaHiro

Don't worry Val, your hand will always be there for you.

You leave Rosey Palm out of this.

MASALOBOTOMY · 08-30-2007, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor

^ That made me get a new keyboard, the other one is now covered in tea.

In laughter I hope. XD

And, for fun, lets put Val's hand under a UV light. ^____^

Rosey Palm? I figured it'd be more than Rosey by now Val.

The Joker · 08-30-2007, 02:02 PM

UV lights show us happy juices that are other wise invisable to the naked eye....

Valigarmander · 08-30-2007, 05:24 PM

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 08-30-2007, 05:45 PM

Anyone notice that mostly guys have read this?

Never gonna happen.

MASALOBOTOMY · 08-30-2007, 06:09 PM

^ Did you notice that it's mostly guys on the intertubes? The very few girls we have on here are awesome however.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-30-2007, 06:36 PM

Val, you need to go do some Disney Princesses NOW. -CSM

The Joker · 08-31-2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I am putting this on my cell phone right now and sending it to everyone I know !!

Antisocial · 08-31-2007, 07:50 PM

Porn = sandwich

Tomahawkmansp · 09-01-2007, 10:25 PM

who honestly said yes?

Kil'jaeden · 09-01-2007, 11:55 PM

Might as well.

View Poll Results: ...would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Yes	1	3.13%
No	0	0%
Screw this, let's have sex!	4	12.50%
It's never gonna happen, Val.	27	84.38%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll \| Withdraw Vote

08-22-2007, 01:19 AM	#26
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,273 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 1,672.10 Bank: 72,797.52 Total Points: 74,469.62 Donate	Pooooooosts... turn undead thread

08-30-2007, 02:02 PM	#32
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Arkham Ayslum for the Criminally Insane Gender: Posts: 10,109 Thanks: 2,349 Thanked 271 Times in 194 Posts Points: 181.97 Bank: 14,457.50 Total Points: 14,639.47 Donate	UV lights show us happy juices that are other wise invisable to the naked eye.... __________________ How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear !

08-07-2007, 08:48 PM	#21
Bomby The Man Who Sold the World Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,241 Thanks: 212 Thanked 625 Times in 406 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 11,064.87 Bank: 2,660,126.66 Total Points: 2,671,191.53 Donate	Actually, I would just punch you in the teeth and leave. Horny bastard.

08-08-2007, 02:29 AM	#22
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,068 Thanks: 799 Thanked 1,369 Times in 678 Posts Points: 13.89 Bank: 124,554.15 Total Points: 124,568.04 Donate	^ Oh, do that. Put your whole fist in.

08-08-2007, 01:17 PM	#23
The Doctor Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my Tardis Gender: Posts: 11,959 Thanks: 416 Thanked 359 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 76,969.17 Bank: 1,571,810.07 Total Points: 1,648,779.24 Donate	^^ You walked into that.

08-21-2007, 09:28 PM	#24
Tomahawkmansp Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Training in the undernet with dingo Gender: Posts: 179 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 829.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 829.00 Donate	Rather sleep with Micheal Jackson and he's a creepy pedophile.

08-22-2007, 01:00 AM	#25
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,068 Thanks: 799 Thanked 1,369 Times in 678 Posts Points: 13.89 Bank: 124,554.15 Total Points: 124,568.04 Donate	So am I, and I don't have any synthetic body parts.

08-22-2007, 07:27 AM	#27
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 109 Times in 87 Posts Points: 13,052.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,374.42 Donate	Wait, you are under 18, never mind.

08-30-2007, 10:22 AM	#28
MASALOBOTOMY Anime & Cartoon Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 1,957 Thanks: 759 Thanked 211 Times in 133 Posts Points: 6,286.23 Bank: 8,894.99 Total Points: 15,181.22 Donate	Don't worry Val, your hand will always be there for you.

08-30-2007, 11:29 AM	#29
The Doctor Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my Tardis Gender: Posts: 11,959 Thanks: 416 Thanked 359 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 76,969.17 Bank: 1,571,810.07 Total Points: 1,648,779.24 Donate	^ That made me get a new keyboard, the other one is now covered in tea.

08-30-2007, 05:24 PM	#33
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,068 Thanks: 799 Thanked 1,369 Times in 678 Posts Points: 13.89 Bank: 124,554.15 Total Points: 124,568.04 Donate

08-30-2007, 05:45 PM	#34
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,881 Thanks: 324 Thanked 97 Times in 72 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 4,255.51 Bank: 6,005.95 Total Points: 10,261.46 Donate	Anyone notice that mostly guys have read this? Never gonna happen.

08-30-2007, 06:09 PM	#35
MASALOBOTOMY Anime & Cartoon Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 1,957 Thanks: 759 Thanked 211 Times in 133 Posts Points: 6,286.23 Bank: 8,894.99 Total Points: 15,181.22 Donate	^ Did you notice that it's mostly guys on the intertubes? The very few girls we have on here are awesome however.

08-30-2007, 06:36 PM	#36
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,128 Thanks: 556 Thanked 394 Times in 267 Posts Points: 139,187.52 Bank: 36,646.84 Total Points: 175,834.36 Donate	Val, you need to go do some Disney Princesses NOW. -CSM

08-31-2007, 07:50 PM	#38
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,312 Thanks: 4 Thanked 108 Times in 60 Posts Points: 14,965.01 Bank: 47,507.43 Total Points: 62,472.44 Donate	Porn = sandwich

09-01-2007, 10:25 PM	#39
Tomahawkmansp Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Training in the undernet with dingo Gender: Posts: 179 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 829.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 829.00 Donate	who honestly said yes?

09-01-2007, 11:55 PM	#40
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,472 Thanks: 19 Thanked 40 Times in 31 Posts Points: 10,432.61 Bank: 1,082.37 Total Points: 11,514.98 Donate	Might as well.