If you had to marry one of these three women, who would it be?

1-up Salesman · 08-24-2008, 09:00 PM

Well?

Luigiman7 · 08-24-2008, 09:02 PM

Oprah.

Then I can get my own talk show and lots of money.

Seeking Attention · 08-24-2008, 09:14 PM

Britney Spears because if I ever needed a haircut I can just ask her.
(Just popping in again) (hello)

LinkManDX · 08-24-2008, 09:23 PM

Not Britney Spears - No way am I going where Kevin Federline has gone.
Not Hillary Clinton - Bill must have done it for a reason.

That leaves Oprah.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-24-2008, 10:41 PM

WTF I thought you said women

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-25-2008, 06:21 PM

-CSM

Speed · 08-25-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LinkManDX

Not Britney Spears - No way am I going where Kevin Federline has gone.
Not Hillary Clinton - Bill must have done it for a reason.

That leaves Oprah.

Kargath · 08-26-2008, 04:27 AM

Britney Spears, SHE'S SKILLED AT ANNULMENTS

***Booyakasha*** · 08-26-2008, 08:06 AM

I'm already married to all three. And yes, I've planted my unholy seed in all three. Can't wait to read the headlines--"Hillary Gives Birth to Litter of Fire-Breathing Jackals" "Newborn Demon Bats Run Amok on Set of Oprah" "Dragon Tears Free of Britney's Womb and Rampages Through Audience--Fans Say 'That's F**king Metal'".

Jere · 08-26-2008, 12:36 PM

Well Spears need to shover very long before i even get close to her.

Clinton... well ive heard that smart women don't have as good sex as other so screw that (pun intended)

Ophra is famus,more people i think listens to her than Clinton and im sure i can leave her alone in a furnitured room whitout doubth taht naytihng will be broken.

Blake · 08-26-2008, 01:41 PM

Oprah obviously. The third should have been Hilton. Then it would have been a tough choice.

CuccoLady · 08-26-2008, 11:37 PM

Choices choices D:

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-26-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jere

Clinton... well ive heard that smart women don't have as good sex as other so screw that (pun intended)

You are destined for a lonely life, sir.

Kargath · 08-27-2008, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmoCL

Choices choices D:

Not willing to turn gay for a poll?

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Minukelsus · 08-27-2008, 07:15 AM

Can I pick all three? I just can't reach a decision who I'd like to (deflower/do) marry...and besides, I'm actually feeling a little bit greedy, so I shall choose all three.

*Gets locked up for havin' more than one spouse simultaneously*

Kargath · 08-27-2008, 07:20 AM

I believe they have all lost their 'flowers' already, Kev.

Minukelsus · 08-27-2008, 07:52 AM

^ Yeah. How unfortunate. But I see what you mean! I'd best steer clear. Karg.

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08-24-2008, 09:00 PM	#1
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08-27-2008, 07:15 AM	#15
Minukelsus Beautiful Radiant Flower Join Date: May 2008 Location: United Kingdom of Great Britain: (the Empire on which the sun never sets) Gender: Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 154 Thanked 98 Times in 88 Posts	Hmm. Polygamy! Can I pick all three? I just can't reach a decision who I'd like to (deflower/do) marry...and besides, I'm actually feeling a little bit greedy, so I shall choose all three. Gets locked up for havin' more than one spouse simultaneously

08-24-2008, 09:14 PM	#3
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	Britney Spears because if I ever needed a haircut I can just ask her. (Just popping in again) (hello)

08-24-2008, 09:23 PM	#4
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	Not Britney Spears - No way am I going where Kevin Federline has gone. Not Hillary Clinton - Bill must have done it for a reason. That leaves Oprah.

08-24-2008, 10:41 PM	#5
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	WTF I thought you said women

08-25-2008, 06:21 PM	#6
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	-CSM

08-26-2008, 04:27 AM	#8
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	Britney Spears, SHE'S SKILLED AT ANNULMENTS

08-26-2008, 08:06 AM	#9
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	I'm already married to all three. And yes, I've planted my unholy seed in all three. Can't wait to read the headlines--"Hillary Gives Birth to Litter of Fire-Breathing Jackals" "Newborn Demon Bats Run Amok on Set of Oprah" "Dragon Tears Free of Britney's Womb and Rampages Through Audience--Fans Say 'That's F**king Metal'".

08-26-2008, 12:36 PM	#10
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Well Spears need to shover very long before i even get close to her. Clinton... well ive heard that smart women don't have as good sex as other so screw that (pun intended) Ophra is famus,more people i think listens to her than Clinton and im sure i can leave her alone in a furnitured room whitout doubth taht naytihng will be broken.

08-26-2008, 01:41 PM	#11
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	Oprah obviously. The third should have been Hilton. Then it would have been a tough choice.

08-26-2008, 11:37 PM	#12
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	Choices choices D:

08-27-2008, 07:20 AM	#16
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	I believe they have all lost their 'flowers' already, Kev.

08-27-2008, 07:52 AM	#17
Minukelsus Beautiful Radiant Flower Join Date: May 2008 Location: United Kingdom of Great Britain: (the Empire on which the sun never sets) Gender: Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 154 Thanked 98 Times in 88 Posts	^ Yeah. How unfortunate. But I see what you mean! I'd best steer clear. Karg.