Vince Offer vs Billy Mays

**Galefore** · 01-13-2009, 05:02 PM

or

Who is the best at annoyingly pitching products?

With such lines as "The Germans always make great stuff" and "You're gonna love my nuts", Vince clearly has the edge.

Panfan · 01-13-2009, 05:07 PM

Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring LIFE.

Vince goes out and has no fears to call you boring. Obvious edge.

Dizzy · 01-13-2009, 05:08 PM

BILLY MAYS! HE LIKES TO YELL!

HE HAS A HUGE EDGE!

**Galefore** · 01-13-2009, 05:16 PM

BILLY MAYS CAN WITHSTAND GALE FORCE WINDS

HE IS THEREFORE THE MESSIAH

THE JEWS SHOULD STOP WAITING

**Valigarmander** · 01-13-2009, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SANDLES FUN THE SNAIL MAN

Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring LIFE.

Vince goes out and has no fears to call you boring. Obvious edge.

Panfan · 01-13-2009, 07:32 PM

WARNING: LANGUAGE

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...50/SHAMWOW.jpg

Luigiman7 · 01-13-2009, 07:33 PM

I like Vince better. His hair is cool, and his face is weird. The ShamWow is a cooler product also. Billy Mays is overrated.

^

Blake · 01-13-2009, 08:19 PM

Billy Mays rocks, therefore this Vince guy is the more annoying person.

Typhlame · 01-13-2009, 08:29 PM

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I am nobody · 01-13-2009, 08:38 PM

SHAMWOW! I MUTED YOU!

At least the only way that May's commercials hurt me was that they were far too loud. Vince hurts my eyes, ears, and my brain as I try to think of how someone actually thought what he was spouting was a good pitch.

PONIES · 01-14-2009, 03:54 PM

they're both soo good, but vince is a little bit better

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 01-14-2009, 04:03 PM

MAKING AMERICA HEALTHIER, ONE SLAP AT A TIME.

Dizzy · 01-14-2009, 04:05 PM

The poll title is misleading. It means, 'which is better at being annoying', not what you think it means.

Panfan · 01-14-2009, 05:03 PM

^ As Billy Mays stated earlier, shut your whore mouth.

Swordmaster Link · 01-15-2009, 12:19 PM

Either way, this is the greatest poll ever.

It's really close, but on account of Vince wearing that ridiculous headset, it's gonna have to go to him.

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Vgfian · 01-15-2009, 12:55 PM

Vince because if you look at him from an angle ,he reminds me of a drug dealer.
~~and because sham wow is prolly a whole lot better than any other product ,i would't really know though ,because I like everyone else never actually order from TV infomercials.~~
And because he has a headset.

Jere · 01-15-2009, 02:49 PM

if billy is the one in the sandström sweater i vote on him.

Panfan · 02-01-2009, 06:39 PM

Since this was bumped: "Life's hard already, you don't wanna cry no more" ~ Vince Offer on onions.

Typhlame · 02-01-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SANDLES FUN THE SNAIL MAN

Since this was bumped: "Life's hard already, you don't wanna cry no more" ~ Vince Offer on onions.

He also says, "You're gonna love my nuts."

**Deku Trii** · 02-25-2009, 09:59 PM

Damn, I've got to change my vote. Apparently, Vince Offer uses ALL of his proceeds to fuel his own personal war against Scientology.

Link

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Vince Offer	13	41.94%
Billy Mays	18	58.06%
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01-13-2009, 05:07 PM	#2
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring LIFE. Vince goes out and has no fears to call you boring. Obvious edge.

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Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	BILLY MAYS! HE LIKES TO YELL! HE HAS A HUGE EDGE!

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Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	BILLY MAYS CAN WITHSTAND GALE FORCE WINDS HE IS THEREFORE THE MESSIAH THE JEWS SHOULD STOP WAITING

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Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	WARNING: LANGUAGE http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...50/SHAMWOW.jpg

01-13-2009, 08:19 PM	#8
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	Billy Mays rocks, therefore this Vince guy is the more annoying person.

01-13-2009, 08:38 PM	#10
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	SHAMWOW! I MUTED YOU! At least the only way that May's commercials hurt me was that they were far too loud. Vince hurts my eyes, ears, and my brain as I try to think of how someone actually thought what he was spouting was a good pitch.

01-14-2009, 03:54 PM	#11
PONIES Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Griffon village Gender: Posts: 2,508 Thanks: 680 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 9	they're both soo good, but vince is a little bit better

01-14-2009, 04:03 PM	#12
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	MAKING AMERICA HEALTHIER, ONE SLAP AT A TIME.

01-14-2009, 04:05 PM	#13
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	The poll title is misleading. It means, 'which is better at being annoying', not what you think it means.

01-14-2009, 05:03 PM	#14
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ As Billy Mays stated earlier, shut your whore mouth.

01-15-2009, 12:55 PM	#16
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Vince because if you look at him from an angle ,he reminds me of a drug dealer. ~~and because sham wow is prolly a whole lot better than any other product ,i would't really know though ,because I like everyone else never actually order from TV infomercials.~~ And because he has a headset.

01-15-2009, 02:49 PM	#17
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	if billy is the one in the sandström sweater i vote on him.

02-01-2009, 06:39 PM	#18
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Since this was bumped: "Life's hard already, you don't wanna cry no more" ~ Vince Offer on onions.

02-25-2009, 09:59 PM	#20
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Damn, I've got to change my vote. Apparently, Vince Offer uses ALL of his proceeds to fuel his own personal war against Scientology. Link