If you had to fight your clone, how would you win? - Page 2

-Black-Mage- · 06-10-2010, 03:17 AM

Swift kick to the groin. He'd never expect it.

That or mace. Lots of mace, I can be a hard motha to take down.

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Kenny Powers: "If you won't listen to my words, then listen, to my dancing feet."

Zaden · 06-10-2010, 01:17 PM

^Interesting. Your clone would be expecting something he wouldn't see coming. He just wouldn't know what exactly it was. By the time he realizes it was a kick to the groin, it would be too late.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-10-2010, 01:54 PM

I'd just get into a regular fight with him and hope that despite being a clone that he is somehow genetically inferior like in Metal Gear Solid.

Dr. Furball · 06-12-2010, 10:45 PM

I wouldn't be able to win. Neither would he.
We'd be too scared to fight each other.

The Spark · 06-13-2010, 01:57 PM

Question: Do we have time to prep before the fight by obtaining weaponry and other objects to aid in the actual fight? Where would this fight take place- in a deserted area, on a rooftop, or perhaps in the middle of town?

Or am i just walking down the street, and my clone just forms in front of me? Would i know to attack? Would they themselves be hostile to start? Or what if they form behind me, and hit me by surprise?
These factors would need to be included for me to suggest how i would go about defeating myself.

Zaden · 06-14-2010, 03:04 PM

Answers: The fight takes place wherever you might be found; work, home, places you go, et cetera. Both of you are forced to fight each other and are aware of the fight. Anything you do to prepare for the fight, your duplicate will predictably do the same.

It's the age-old question of "How would you defeat yourself?" because they think exactly like you. (See posts #18 and 19.)

The easiest answer would be "Neither could win; we're exactly the same." But I don't think it's impossible and I'm challenging you to think.

The Spark · 06-14-2010, 03:07 PM

In that case, we would probably get into a 4 day-long argument about who was going to win, and so would both die of dehydration, and lack of energy from constant talking and yelling.

Zaden · 06-14-2010, 03:18 PM

Now would that really happen, or would you both think of that and bring supplies to survive?

The Spark · 06-14-2010, 03:36 PM

Good point!

MW2_FREAK · 06-14-2010, 06:54 PM

I would toss a COD7 case behind him and then as he is picking up the case i run up behind him and kick him in the nuts

and his face would look like this

Bomby · 06-14-2010, 07:53 PM

I would take him out drinking and hope he doesn't know about our kidney condition.

Random User · 06-15-2010, 11:28 AM

I would shoot myself, then my clone would not be a clone any longer, he would be me. Then I would win.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-16-2010, 07:18 PM

^ No, he's still your clone. You're just dead.

**X-3** · 06-16-2010, 07:39 PM

^^But what if he was the gun, and the clone was you, and you were someone else?

Also what?

Vgfian · 06-22-2010, 11:30 AM

YouTube - Massive Attack feat. Mos Def - I Against I

I watched Blade II again last night. Instantly thought of this topic.

CuccoLady · 06-22-2010, 04:22 PM

According to Tales of the Abyss, I would firstly get owned due to my inferior prowess, and then evaporate.

This is, of course, assuming that this is in the ToA canon, in which all clones are angsty bitches that need to "prove" themselves by being violent douches.

In reality, we'd probably just have an awesome Brawl party. 8{D

Microphone_Kirby · 06-22-2010, 05:01 PM

Convince him to quit before he starts. He'd easily give up if I prove how futile it is to fight me.

***Cosmonautical*** · 06-27-2010, 09:52 AM

I would let the Scorpion inject him with a super disease, and in the meanwhile make good my escape from prison, at long last. MJ will doubtless be upset that there's more than one of me running around, but she'll deal. At least I didn't change my name to Ben like that other me. Yeah, bleach your hair blonde Ben, that'll sure convince everyone you're not me. Pfff. Douche.

06-10-2010, 03:17 AM	#21
-Black-Mage- Newbie Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: We all live in a dream world of our own creation Gender: Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Swift kick to the groin. He'd never expect it. That or mace. Lots of mace, I can be a hard motha to take down. ----- Kenny Powers: "If you won't listen to my words, then listen, to my dancing feet."

06-10-2010, 01:17 PM	#22
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^Interesting. Your clone would be expecting something he wouldn't see coming. He just wouldn't know what exactly it was. By the time he realizes it was a kick to the groin, it would be too late.

06-10-2010, 01:54 PM	#23
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'd just get into a regular fight with him and hope that despite being a clone that he is somehow genetically inferior like in Metal Gear Solid.

06-12-2010, 10:45 PM	#24
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	I wouldn't be able to win. Neither would he. We'd be too scared to fight each other.

06-13-2010, 01:57 PM	#25
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Question: Do we have time to prep before the fight by obtaining weaponry and other objects to aid in the actual fight? Where would this fight take place- in a deserted area, on a rooftop, or perhaps in the middle of town? Or am i just walking down the street, and my clone just forms in front of me? Would i know to attack? Would they themselves be hostile to start? Or what if they form behind me, and hit me by surprise? These factors would need to be included for me to suggest how i would go about defeating myself.

06-14-2010, 03:04 PM	#26
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Answers: The fight takes place wherever you might be found; work, home, places you go, et cetera. Both of you are forced to fight each other and are aware of the fight. Anything you do to prepare for the fight, your duplicate will predictably do the same. It's the age-old question of "How would you defeat yourself?" because they think exactly like you. (See posts #18 and 19.) The easiest answer would be "Neither could win; we're exactly the same." But I don't think it's impossible and I'm challenging you to think.

06-14-2010, 03:07 PM	#27
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	In that case, we would probably get into a 4 day-long argument about who was going to win, and so would both die of dehydration, and lack of energy from constant talking and yelling.

06-14-2010, 03:18 PM	#28
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Now would that really happen, or would you both think of that and bring supplies to survive?

06-14-2010, 03:36 PM	#29
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Good point!

06-14-2010, 06:54 PM	#30
MW2_FREAK Newbie Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Chicago Gender: Posts: 20 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I would toss a COD7 case behind him and then as he is picking up the case i run up behind him and kick him in the nuts and his face would look like this

06-14-2010, 07:53 PM	#31
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I would take him out drinking and hope he doesn't know about our kidney condition.

06-15-2010, 11:28 AM	#32
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Equestrian Republic of Spanglidesh Gender: Posts: 3,562 Thanks: 320 Thanked 195 Times in 143 Posts Blog Entries: 4	I would shoot myself, then my clone would not be a clone any longer, he would be me. Then I would win.

06-16-2010, 07:18 PM	#33
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ No, he's still your clone. You're just dead.

06-16-2010, 07:39 PM	#34
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	^^But what if he was the gun, and the clone was you, and you were someone else? Also what?

06-22-2010, 11:30 AM	#35
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	YouTube - Massive Attack feat. Mos Def - I Against I I watched Blade II again last night. Instantly thought of this topic.

06-22-2010, 04:22 PM	#36
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	According to Tales of the Abyss, I would firstly get owned due to my inferior prowess, and then evaporate. This is, of course, assuming that this is in the ToA canon, in which all clones are angsty bitches that need to "prove" themselves by being violent douches. In reality, we'd probably just have an awesome Brawl party. 8{D

06-22-2010, 05:01 PM	#37
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: None of your business. Gender: Posts: 7,155 Thanks: 559 Thanked 225 Times in 181 Posts Blog Entries: 6	Convince him to quit before he starts. He'd easily give up if I prove how futile it is to fight me.

06-27-2010, 09:52 AM	#38
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I would let the Scorpion inject him with a super disease, and in the meanwhile make good my escape from prison, at long last. MJ will doubtless be upset that there's more than one of me running around, but she'll deal. At least I didn't change my name to Ben like that other me. Yeah, bleach your hair blonde Ben, that'll sure convince everyone you're not me. Pfff. Douche.