Park Bench - VGF

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-17-2006, 06:45 PM

Try to find a way to kick the previous member who posted off the bench they're sitting on, so you can have it all to yourself. Next poster starts by trying to kick me off. -CSM

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-17-2006, 06:51 PM

*kicks you in the crotch, you roll off*

Crazybirdanimations · 06-17-2006, 06:56 PM

I scare you off by singing a song.

A park bench, were sitting on,
a park bench is on a lawn,
the park bench is covered in paint,
the park bench has candy canes.

The park bench has gum under the seats,
The park bench has a green painting,
The park bench has a man with smelly feet,
The park bench has a women fainting,
The park bench has someplace to meet,
The park bench is a place for hating...You....

You kill yourself, then I sit down.

Ike · 06-17-2006, 06:58 PM

*saeed spontaniously combusts*

Valentine · 06-18-2006, 06:53 AM

* Samuel L Jackson comes and sits beside Auron and they are both eaten by a shark*

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 07:37 AM

I begin to sing "Sitting on a Park Bench" by Jethro Tull, and that scares Stu off the bench. -CSM

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-18-2006, 07:59 AM

*Chunky eats CSM's head, then pushes his body off of the bench*

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 08:09 AM

My headless body spawns three heads which growl and scare the crap out of Chunky, he leaves the bench. -CSM

Vapor · 06-18-2006, 09:20 AM

I make an explosion nearby. This causes CSM to run away. *Takes bench*

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 11:18 AM

I burn all Rubber Duckys in the world, which causes Vapor to come and protest. I take the Bench back. -CSM

The Joker · 06-18-2006, 11:24 AM

I break the bench with my bare hands and then sit on Crazyswordsman instead.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-18-2006, 11:34 AM

I construct a new park bench out of twigs and cigarette butts and declare that to be the park bench. I sit on it.

GRENTLEMEN · 06-18-2006, 01:31 PM

Park bench? >__________________>

***Ynot Shane*** · 06-18-2006, 02:09 PM

* Ynot Shane bitchslaps AI.

MasaFACE · 06-18-2006, 02:49 PM

* MasaFACE bans Shane

* MasaFACE sits on bench

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-18-2006, 03:48 PM

*Chunky gnaws on MasaHiro's leg, causing him to fall over.*

*Chunky then breaks Ace's bench and creates a new one out of titanium rebar.*

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 04:02 PM

I stick a 600 megavolt electric line charging the bench and shocking Chunky. -CSM

Insert unfunny meme here · 06-18-2006, 04:23 PM

A robot beats up CSM. Then I sit on the bench.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-18-2006, 04:45 PM

A frumios bandersnath eats frumios bandersnatch

Insert unfunny meme here · 06-18-2006, 04:46 PM

^Erm, what?

I get out of that Bandersnatch and get on the Park Bench again. Saeed, try going on the bench.

_________________________

Taz is Hungry!

Feed 'im these!

06-17-2006, 06:45 PM	#1
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,415.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,587.07 Donate	Park Bench Try to find a way to kick the previous member who posted off the bench they're sitting on, so you can have it all to yourself. Next poster starts by trying to kick me off. -CSM

06-18-2006, 11:24 AM	#11
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,954 Thanks: 1,101 Thanked 251 Times in 183 Posts Points: 678.12 Bank: 9,875.11 Total Points: 10,553.24 Donate	I break the bench with my bare hands and then sit on Crazyswordsman instead. __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness

06-18-2006, 02:09 PM	#14
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 131,455 Thanks: 38 Thanked 407 Times in 210 Posts Points: 200,145.07 Bank: 12,861,317.37 Total Points: 13,061,462.44 Donate	* Ynot Shane bitchslaps AI. __________________ A bird in the hand will just keep pecking and pecking and pecking and pecking... until your hand starts to bleed.

06-17-2006, 06:51 PM	#2
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,321.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,856.89 Donate	kicks you in the crotch, you roll off

06-17-2006, 06:56 PM	#3
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,441.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,055.73 Donate	I scare you off by singing a song. A park bench, were sitting on, a park bench is on a lawn, the park bench is covered in paint, the park bench has candy canes. The park bench has gum under the seats, The park bench has a green painting, The park bench has a man with smelly feet, The park bench has a women fainting, The park bench has someplace to meet, The park bench is a place for hating...You.... You kill yourself, then I sit down.

06-17-2006, 06:58 PM	#4
Ike Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,634 Thanks: 7 Thanked 153 Times in 109 Posts Points: 6,232.01 Bank: 181,693.55 Total Points: 187,925.56 Donate	saeed spontaniously combusts

06-18-2006, 06:53 AM	#5
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 14,052.45 Bank: 69,121.41 Total Points: 83,173.87 Donate	* Samuel L Jackson comes and sits beside Auron and they are both eaten by a shark*

06-18-2006, 07:37 AM	#6
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,415.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,587.07 Donate	I begin to sing "Sitting on a Park Bench" by Jethro Tull, and that scares Stu off the bench. -CSM

06-18-2006, 07:59 AM	#7
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,321.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,856.89 Donate	Chunky eats CSM's head, then pushes his body off of the bench

06-18-2006, 08:09 AM	#8
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,415.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,587.07 Donate	My headless body spawns three heads which growl and scare the crap out of Chunky, he leaves the bench. -CSM

06-18-2006, 09:20 AM	#9
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,917 Thanks: 77 Thanked 59 Times in 52 Posts Points: 4,694.43 Bank: 25,371.85 Total Points: 30,066.28 Donate	I make an explosion nearby. This causes CSM to run away. Takes bench

06-18-2006, 11:18 AM	#10
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,415.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,587.07 Donate	I burn all Rubber Duckys in the world, which causes Vapor to come and protest. I take the Bench back. -CSM

06-18-2006, 11:34 AM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,943 Thanks: 360 Thanked 1,493 Times in 783 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,977.84 Bank: 12,202,050.71 Total Points: 12,300,028.55 Donate	I construct a new park bench out of twigs and cigarette butts and declare that to be the park bench. I sit on it.

06-18-2006, 01:31 PM	#13
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,881 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,151 Times in 628 Posts Points: 6,370.57 Bank: 1,830,360.28 Total Points: 1,836,730.85 Donate	Park bench? >__________________>

06-18-2006, 02:49 PM	#15
MasaFACE Anime & Cartoon Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 1,832 Thanks: 605 Thanked 179 Times in 111 Posts Points: 15,016.72 Bank: 6,479.52 Total Points: 21,496.24 Donate	* MasaFACE bans Shane * MasaFACE sits on bench

06-18-2006, 03:48 PM	#16
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,321.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,856.89 Donate	Chunky gnaws on MasaHiro's leg, causing him to fall over. Chunky then breaks Ace's bench and creates a new one out of titanium rebar.

06-18-2006, 04:02 PM	#17
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,415.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,587.07 Donate	I stick a 600 megavolt electric line charging the bench and shocking Chunky. -CSM

06-18-2006, 04:23 PM	#18
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,805 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,464.46 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,327.37 Donate	A robot beats up CSM. Then I sit on the bench.

06-18-2006, 04:45 PM	#19
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,441.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,055.73 Donate	A frumios bandersnath eats frumios bandersnatch

06-18-2006, 04:46 PM	#20
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,805 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,464.46 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,327.37 Donate	^Erm, what? I get out of that Bandersnatch and get on the Park Bench again. Saeed, try going on the bench. _________________________ Taz is Hungry! Feed 'im these!