Corrupt a Wish 2: NOW WITH HIGHER CORRUPTION LEVELS - Page 13

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 10:53 AM

you become a dumb blonde.I wish that super mario guy64 would stop using EATS YOU in a coruption.

Demonicus Prime · 10-28-2006, 11:01 AM

He does, but this post eats you instead.

I wish I had a monkey for a pet.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 11:04 AM

it becomes kingkong and sits on you . i wish that the forum never ate me.

Demonicus Prime · 10-28-2006, 11:09 AM

It doen't eat you, but it doesn't pay attention to you.

I wish I had a hermit crab.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 11:14 AM

it's claw snaps your head off.i wish that i was richer than Donald Trump.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 11:48 AM

You are, but everyone hates you more than they hate Donald Trump.

I wish I had... er... a magic mirror... that makes your eyes look purple when you look at it.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 11:57 AM

it turns your eyes purple and you are shunned by every body in the world. i wish i had X-RAY vision.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:01 PM

You do, but you can't switch back to normal vision and you stumble and fall all the time.

I wish I was famous. This should be damn easy to corrupt.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 12:02 PM

you become famous and then get assasanated.i wish i was king of the unniverse.

Lucas · 10-28-2006, 12:05 PM

You get assasinated.

I wish that this wish was a wish.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:06 PM

It's a wish, it gets corrupted, and a bunch of scientologists kill you.

I wish for ª•§ƒ˙∆√˚

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 12:14 PM

you get a sweater vest instead. iwish that this wish was a wish of a wish of a wish that gets corrupted.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:16 PM

It gets corrupted, you get thrown in a volcano that some guy nukes.

I wish Sudan would let the UN intervene in the Darfur conflict.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 12:18 PM

they don't.i wish i could think of a better wish.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:23 PM

You make a well-thought-out wish that takes an hour to come up with, but SMG comes and says "it eats you."

I wish I had a pet aardvark.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 12:26 PM

it's a mutant ardvark and it kills 70 percent of the worlds population.i wish i could control peoples minds.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:27 PM

You can, but in exchange you lose control of your own.

I wish I could fly.

X-3 · 10-28-2006, 12:29 PM

You get to fly, put then a airplane smashes into you, killing you instantly.

I wish I had the power to change reality.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-28-2006, 12:31 PM

You do, but only for half a second. And no, you can't alter time.

I wish I could control time.

Guildmaster · 10-28-2006, 12:37 PM

you already got smashed by an airplane you can't do anything. i wish i never lost my mind.

10-28-2006, 12:06 PM	#251
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	It's a wish, it gets corrupted, and a bunch of scientologists kill you. I wish for ª•§ƒ˙∆√˚ Last edited by Mikhail Gorbachev; 10-28-2006 at 12:12 PM.

10-28-2006, 10:53 AM	#241
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	you become a dumb blonde.I wish that super mario guy64 would stop using EATS YOU in a coruption.

10-28-2006, 11:01 AM	#242
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,999 Thanks: 606 Thanked 112 Times in 76 Posts Points: 909.91 Bank: 21,047.27 Total Points: 21,957.18 Donate	He does, but this post eats you instead. I wish I had a monkey for a pet.

10-28-2006, 11:04 AM	#243
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	it becomes kingkong and sits on you . i wish that the forum never ate me.

10-28-2006, 11:09 AM	#244
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,999 Thanks: 606 Thanked 112 Times in 76 Posts Points: 909.91 Bank: 21,047.27 Total Points: 21,957.18 Donate	It doen't eat you, but it doesn't pay attention to you. I wish I had a hermit crab.

10-28-2006, 11:14 AM	#245
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	it's claw snaps your head off.i wish that i was richer than Donald Trump.

10-28-2006, 11:48 AM	#246
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You are, but everyone hates you more than they hate Donald Trump. I wish I had... er... a magic mirror... that makes your eyes look purple when you look at it.

10-28-2006, 11:57 AM	#247
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	it turns your eyes purple and you are shunned by every body in the world. i wish i had X-RAY vision.

10-28-2006, 12:01 PM	#248
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You do, but you can't switch back to normal vision and you stumble and fall all the time. I wish I was famous. This should be damn easy to corrupt.

10-28-2006, 12:02 PM	#249
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	you become famous and then get assasanated.i wish i was king of the unniverse.

10-28-2006, 12:05 PM	#250
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,381.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,796.53 Donate	You get assasinated. I wish that this wish was a wish.

10-28-2006, 12:14 PM	#252
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	you get a sweater vest instead. iwish that this wish was a wish of a wish of a wish that gets corrupted.

10-28-2006, 12:16 PM	#253
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	It gets corrupted, you get thrown in a volcano that some guy nukes. I wish Sudan would let the UN intervene in the Darfur conflict.

10-28-2006, 12:18 PM	#254
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	they don't.i wish i could think of a better wish.

10-28-2006, 12:23 PM	#255
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You make a well-thought-out wish that takes an hour to come up with, but SMG comes and says "it eats you." I wish I had a pet aardvark.

10-28-2006, 12:26 PM	#256
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	it's a mutant ardvark and it kills 70 percent of the worlds population.i wish i could control peoples minds.

10-28-2006, 12:27 PM	#257
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You can, but in exchange you lose control of your own. I wish I could fly.

10-28-2006, 12:29 PM	#258
X-3 Runic Lightning Gunner Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 10,091 Thanks: 368 Thanked 445 Times in 325 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 20,465.69 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 20,465.69 Donate	You get to fly, put then a airplane smashes into you, killing you instantly. I wish I had the power to change reality.

10-28-2006, 12:31 PM	#259
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You do, but only for half a second. And no, you can't alter time. I wish I could control time.

10-28-2006, 12:37 PM	#260
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I'm Batman. Gender: Posts: 1,083 Thanks: 562 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 1,528.62 Bank: 2,136.59 Total Points: 3,665.21 Donate	you already got smashed by an airplane you can't do anything. i wish i never lost my mind.