Corrupt a Wish 2: NOW WITH HIGHER CORRUPTION LEVELS - Page 2

Bomby · 09-13-2006, 06:04 PM

It contains a bug that makes your computer screen turn pink.

I wish for a giant snow cone.

W-Team Elf · 09-14-2006, 02:19 PM

it crushes you.

i wish for a giant ice cream cone.

Bomby · 09-14-2006, 03:01 PM

It gives you the worst headache imaginable. In fact, it's not even imaginable it's so bad.

I wish that stupid "Chicken Noodle Soup" song would die a horrible death.

Irby · 09-14-2006, 03:22 PM

It turns out you are the chiicken noodle soup song and you die.
I wish my wish wouldnt get corrupted.

Bomby · 09-14-2006, 03:23 PM

I give up on you, SMG64.

I wish _______ would _______.

Sonic 5 · 09-15-2006, 04:57 PM

A stuffed toy shoves a mad lib book down your throat, and you die.

I wish my hair sparkled everytime I talk.

Bomby · 09-15-2006, 05:29 PM

The sparkles blind you and everyone who looks directly at you while you're speaking.

I wish I was the greatest pianist in the world.

dux_is_me · 09-15-2006, 10:18 PM

You're dead. (Some of the greatest pianists in the world are, so why not the greatest one.)

I wish for infinite EXP.

EDIT: Oh, and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Mario Guy64

I wish my wish wouldnt get corrupted.

As your wish is put into the stack, it checks for a legal target, which is itself. However, as your wish resolves, it finds no legal target, and thus fizzles. You get no wish. Refer to the Magic: the Gathering Comprehensive Rules for more information.

Sonic 5 · 09-15-2006, 11:05 PM

Your power stat goes so high, whenever you pick up something to eat, you crush it into a thousand pieces. Thus, you starve to death over a very long, excruciating period of time.

I wish I had big, floppy bunny ears.

Irby · 09-16-2006, 08:05 AM

The bunnie ears pull your legs apart and other body parts apart too.
I wish for a something.

CloudEd · 09-16-2006, 10:54 PM

You get a nothing on accident.

I wish that communism functioned on a global scale so that people could pay more attention to what's really important instead of building their fortunes.

Gamefiend7 · 09-19-2006, 03:33 PM

Everyone hates communism and kills you for wishing that

I wish I could instantly finish all my homework by just looking at my bookbag

Irby · 09-19-2006, 03:45 PM

The bookbag is actully evil and pulls out an AK-47 and starts shooting you.
I wish for a nothing.

Gamefiend7 · 09-19-2006, 04:24 PM

you get something

I wish I had 1 zillian dollers

Sonic 5 · 09-19-2006, 06:55 PM

You get one zillian dollars... Useful only at Godzilla themeparks around the world, where they can only be used to buy stale Gatorade and ravenous bunnies.

I wish I was a cute fish lady.

Gamefiend7 · 09-19-2006, 07:11 PM

you die from lack of water

I wish I had 1 zillian master balls

Sonic 5 · 09-19-2006, 07:31 PM

A herd of ten year olds swarms you. They all start laughing, and breathe out so much carbon dioxide that you can't breathe in anything, and you die.

I wish I was in Spain.

Lucas · 09-20-2006, 07:08 PM

You get on the plane to go to Spain (wow, rhyme), but whenever you get into the Airport, the Airport sponteaneously explodes.

I wish.... I had a pet lemming. That wasnt evil, had an AK-47 or any type of gun.

Irby · 09-20-2006, 07:17 PM

It kills you.

Gamefiend7 · 09-20-2006, 07:18 PM

it was a lemming from the Sepheroth Tribe and he stabs you with his 12-foot katana.Technically thats being good in his tribe

I wish my school's server didn't block websites involving games

09-13-2006, 06:04 PM	#21
Bomby Away With Words Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernover in the sky Gender: Posts: 15,614 Thanks: 237 Thanked 729 Times in 463 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,930.41 Bank: 5,924,802.64 Total Points: 5,929,733.06 Donate	It contains a bug that makes your computer screen turn pink. I wish for a giant snow cone.

09-14-2006, 02:19 PM	#22
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 802.30 Bank: 6,748.93 Total Points: 7,551.23 Donate	it crushes you. i wish for a giant ice cream cone.

09-14-2006, 03:01 PM	#23
Bomby Away With Words Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernover in the sky Gender: Posts: 15,614 Thanks: 237 Thanked 729 Times in 463 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,930.41 Bank: 5,924,802.64 Total Points: 5,929,733.06 Donate	It gives you the worst headache imaginable. In fact, it's not even imaginable it's so bad. I wish that stupid "Chicken Noodle Soup" song would die a horrible death.

09-14-2006, 03:22 PM	#24
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,390.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,193.16 Donate	It turns out you are the chiicken noodle soup song and you die. I wish my wish wouldnt get corrupted.

09-14-2006, 03:23 PM	#25
Bomby Away With Words Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernover in the sky Gender: Posts: 15,614 Thanks: 237 Thanked 729 Times in 463 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,930.41 Bank: 5,924,802.64 Total Points: 5,929,733.06 Donate	I give up on you, SMG64. I wish _______ would _______.

09-15-2006, 04:57 PM	#26
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,099.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,100.03 Donate	A stuffed toy shoves a mad lib book down your throat, and you die. I wish my hair sparkled everytime I talk.

09-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#27
Bomby Away With Words Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernover in the sky Gender: Posts: 15,614 Thanks: 237 Thanked 729 Times in 463 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,930.41 Bank: 5,924,802.64 Total Points: 5,929,733.06 Donate	The sparkles blind you and everyone who looks directly at you while you're speaking. I wish I was the greatest pianist in the world.

09-15-2006, 11:05 PM	#29
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,099.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,100.03 Donate	Your power stat goes so high, whenever you pick up something to eat, you crush it into a thousand pieces. Thus, you starve to death over a very long, excruciating period of time. I wish I had big, floppy bunny ears.

09-16-2006, 08:05 AM	#30
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,390.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,193.16 Donate	The bunnie ears pull your legs apart and other body parts apart too. I wish for a something.

09-16-2006, 10:54 PM	#31
CloudEd Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ducking in a corner, hiding from the CIA operatives trying to give me more homework Gender: Posts: 86 Thanks: 14 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,860.39 Bank: 933.22 Total Points: 2,793.61 Donate	You get a nothing on accident. I wish that communism functioned on a global scale so that people could pay more attention to what's really important instead of building their fortunes.

09-19-2006, 03:33 PM	#32
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	Everyone hates communism and kills you for wishing that I wish I could instantly finish all my homework by just looking at my bookbag

09-19-2006, 03:45 PM	#33
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,390.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,193.16 Donate	The bookbag is actully evil and pulls out an AK-47 and starts shooting you. I wish for a nothing.

09-19-2006, 04:24 PM	#34
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	you get something I wish I had 1 zillian dollers

09-19-2006, 06:55 PM	#35
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,099.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,100.03 Donate	You get one zillian dollars... Useful only at Godzilla themeparks around the world, where they can only be used to buy stale Gatorade and ravenous bunnies. I wish I was a cute fish lady.

09-19-2006, 07:11 PM	#36
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	you die from lack of water I wish I had 1 zillian master balls

09-19-2006, 07:31 PM	#37
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,099.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,100.03 Donate	A herd of ten year olds swarms you. They all start laughing, and breathe out so much carbon dioxide that you can't breathe in anything, and you die. I wish I was in Spain.

09-20-2006, 07:08 PM	#38
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,382.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,797.53 Donate	You get on the plane to go to Spain (wow, rhyme), but whenever you get into the Airport, the Airport sponteaneously explodes. I wish.... I had a pet lemming. That wasnt evil, had an AK-47 or any type of gun.

09-20-2006, 07:17 PM	#39
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,390.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,193.16 Donate	It kills you.

09-20-2006, 07:18 PM	#40
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	it was a lemming from the Sepheroth Tribe and he stabs you with his 12-foot katana.Technically thats being good in his tribe I wish my school's server didn't block websites involving games