Corrupt a Wish 2: NOW WITH HIGHER CORRUPTION LEVELS - Page 22

Irby · 12-25-2006, 10:33 PM

It plays you.
I wish for a giant fish that can't eat me in any way.

Gamefiend7 · 12-26-2006, 02:13 PM

It dosent eat you.But it does bite you and tear you limb from limb and leaves you to get eaten by smaller fish and parasetic fuzz

I wish I could use the Hadokun Fireball

Slife · 12-26-2006, 07:15 PM

You now *can* use it. Unfortunately, you *may* not.

I wish that no more wishes in this thread would be corrupted by the granted wish eating the wisher.

Irby · 12-26-2006, 10:53 PM

You get eaten.
I wish for a thing that destroys stuff.

Slife · 12-26-2006, 10:59 PM

You get the thing. Unfortunately, it weighs over twenty thousand pounds, takes fifty years to charge, and destroys all the chocolate in a fifty-lightyear radius. It's also an unflattering shade of puce.

I wish for limitless wealth.

CALI CLOWN · 12-26-2006, 11:07 PM

You owe the goverment trillions of dollars of un-payed taxes, They take your money, House, children and your freedom.

I wish for nothing.

Gamefiend7 · 12-27-2006, 10:04 AM

you get something

I wish I had super strength

Slife · 12-27-2006, 10:23 AM

You have super strength. Unfortunately, you don't have superdurability, and lifting anything past your natural strength will do bad things to your internal organs.

I wish that in the spring of the new year a butterfly would flap its wings and cause a tornado in China, which would result in a bank foreclosing the mortgage on an orphanage in Peru, which would then lead to a small boy being trained by a secret clan of ninjas in order to avenge the death of his family, which would then lead to him teaming up with pirates and destroying the RIAA.

Link CDLVI · 12-27-2006, 12:34 PM

The RIAA find out you planned it, and bomb you.

I wish for the total power of the world that would eat, consume, devour, bite, chew, rip me limb from limb, hit me, or touch me in any physical way.

Irby · 12-27-2006, 12:45 PM

It doesnt.
I wish that everyone would quit copying me with the it eats you.

Gamefiend7 · 12-27-2006, 01:25 PM

A grue eats you

I wish I had a scorpion king and have him sting the members of RIAA (whatever that is)

Irby · 12-27-2006, 04:11 PM

It eats you.
I wish I would either die or not die.

t3hDarkness · 12-27-2006, 04:16 PM

Only to forever wait on the edge of life, painfully dieing and being reborn, welcome to reincarnation.

I wish my witticisms could actually cut (not me) people.

Irby · 12-27-2006, 04:41 PM

It eats you.
I wish someone could actully corrupt my previous wish.

Gamefiend7 · 12-27-2006, 04:54 PM

you wait for someone to corrupt it for so ling that you die of old age.

I wish I had a potato pizza

t3hDarkness · 12-27-2006, 05:25 PM

Hmm, to go the easy route or not, ah well.

A mysterious woman delivers your pizza, and as she walks away, you could swaer she had a tail.

The pizza smells so good.

As you sit down to enjoy the delicious potatoe pizza, you realize no pizza is complete without (bio age 17, nevermind) a Dr. pepper.

When you return from the kitchen, your mom's overweight cat has devoured a large portion of your pizza and got fur all over the rest.

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I wish "it eats you" was wordfiltered to "Disregard this, I sux male chickens"

Irby · 12-27-2006, 05:27 PM

It eats you.
I wish that t3hDarkness would die.

t3hDarkness · 12-27-2006, 05:31 PM

What was that, I think I just heard him say "Disregard this I sux male chickens"

I wish I could find something more amusing than laughing at Irby (hard as that would be)

Irby · 12-27-2006, 05:33 PM

No I said it eats you.
I wish that t3hDarkness wouldn't lie.

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-27-2006, 05:37 PM

He gets to keep on lying.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

12-27-2006, 05:25 PM	#436
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: What would Sean Connery do? Gender: Posts: 5,084 Thanks: 53 Thanked 232 Times in 169 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 768.23 Bank: 207,789.68 Total Points: 208,557.91 Donate	Hmm, to go the easy route or not, ah well. A mysterious woman delivers your pizza, and as she walks away, you could swaer she had a tail. The pizza smells so good. As you sit down to enjoy the delicious potatoe pizza, you realize no pizza is complete without (bio age 17, nevermind) a Dr. pepper. When you return from the kitchen, your mom's overweight cat has devoured a large portion of your pizza and got fur all over the rest. _______________________________________ I wish "it eats you" was wordfiltered to "Disregard this, I sux male chickens" Last edited by t3hDarkness; 12-27-2006 at 05:32 PM.

12-25-2006, 10:33 PM	#421
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	It plays you. I wish for a giant fish that can't eat me in any way.

12-26-2006, 02:13 PM	#422
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	It dosent eat you.But it does bite you and tear you limb from limb and leaves you to get eaten by smaller fish and parasetic fuzz I wish I could use the Hadokun Fireball

12-26-2006, 07:15 PM	#423
Slife Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Swamped with work! Hanging with the zombies in the VGF RPG forum! Gender: Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 11 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Points: 4,921.00 Bank: 744,498.81 Total Points: 749,419.81 Donate	You now can use it. Unfortunately, you may not. I wish that no more wishes in this thread would be corrupted by the granted wish eating the wisher.

12-26-2006, 10:53 PM	#424
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	You get eaten. I wish for a thing that destroys stuff.

12-26-2006, 10:59 PM	#425
Slife Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Swamped with work! Hanging with the zombies in the VGF RPG forum! Gender: Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 11 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Points: 4,921.00 Bank: 744,498.81 Total Points: 749,419.81 Donate	You get the thing. Unfortunately, it weighs over twenty thousand pounds, takes fifty years to charge, and destroys all the chocolate in a fifty-lightyear radius. It's also an unflattering shade of puce. I wish for limitless wealth.

12-26-2006, 11:07 PM	#426
CALI CLOWN Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 6,179 Thanks: 455 Thanked 147 Times in 117 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 2,683.25 Bank: 125,689.34 Total Points: 128,372.59 Donate	You owe the goverment trillions of dollars of un-payed taxes, They take your money, House, children and your freedom. I wish for nothing.

12-27-2006, 10:04 AM	#427
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	you get something I wish I had super strength

12-27-2006, 10:23 AM	#428
Slife Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Swamped with work! Hanging with the zombies in the VGF RPG forum! Gender: Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 11 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Points: 4,921.00 Bank: 744,498.81 Total Points: 749,419.81 Donate	You have super strength. Unfortunately, you don't have superdurability, and lifting anything past your natural strength will do bad things to your internal organs. I wish that in the spring of the new year a butterfly would flap its wings and cause a tornado in China, which would result in a bank foreclosing the mortgage on an orphanage in Peru, which would then lead to a small boy being trained by a secret clan of ninjas in order to avenge the death of his family, which would then lead to him teaming up with pirates and destroying the RIAA.

12-27-2006, 12:34 PM	#429
Link CDLVI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 38° North Latitude, 104° West Longitude Gender: Posts: 1,763 Thanks: 40 Thanked 58 Times in 44 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 3,410.42 Bank: 20,982.35 Total Points: 24,392.77 Donate	The RIAA find out you planned it, and bomb you. I wish for the total power of the world that would eat, consume, devour, bite, chew, rip me limb from limb, hit me, or touch me in any physical way.

12-27-2006, 12:45 PM	#430
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	It doesnt. I wish that everyone would quit copying me with the it eats you.

12-27-2006, 01:25 PM	#431
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	A grue eats you I wish I had a scorpion king and have him sting the members of RIAA (whatever that is)

12-27-2006, 04:11 PM	#432
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	It eats you. I wish I would either die or not die.

12-27-2006, 04:16 PM	#433
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: What would Sean Connery do? Gender: Posts: 5,084 Thanks: 53 Thanked 232 Times in 169 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 768.23 Bank: 207,789.68 Total Points: 208,557.91 Donate	Only to forever wait on the edge of life, painfully dieing and being reborn, welcome to reincarnation. I wish my witticisms could actually cut (not me) people.

12-27-2006, 04:41 PM	#434
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	It eats you. I wish someone could actully corrupt my previous wish.

12-27-2006, 04:54 PM	#435
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 783 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Points: 8,651.22 Bank: 7,204.94 Total Points: 15,856.16 Donate	you wait for someone to corrupt it for so ling that you die of old age. I wish I had a potato pizza

12-27-2006, 05:27 PM	#437
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	It eats you. I wish that t3hDarkness would die.

12-27-2006, 05:31 PM	#438
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: What would Sean Connery do? Gender: Posts: 5,084 Thanks: 53 Thanked 232 Times in 169 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 768.23 Bank: 207,789.68 Total Points: 208,557.91 Donate	What was that, I think I just heard him say "Disregard this I sux male chickens" I wish I could find something more amusing than laughing at Irby (hard as that would be)

12-27-2006, 05:33 PM	#439
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bloods>>>>>>Crips Gender: Posts: 8,380 Thanks: 480 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 33,388.39 Bank: 44,802.78 Total Points: 78,191.16 Donate	No I said it eats you. I wish that t3hDarkness wouldn't lie.

12-27-2006, 05:37 PM	#440
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 11,865.46 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,865.46 Donate	He gets to keep on lying. I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.