Corrupt a Wish 2: NOW WITH HIGHER CORRUPTION LEVELS - Page 3 - VGF

Sonic 5 · 09-20-2006, 08:48 PM

Congratulations, you can now play games to win free iPods, 360s, and Macs. Enjoy your hellish existence.

I wish I had one of those Harvest Moon sheep plushies.

Frumious BanderFACE · 09-20-2006, 10:34 PM

The Hamburgler steals 'em.

I wish for World Peace and Whirled Peas.

Gamefiend7 · 09-21-2006, 02:15 PM

the 2 wishes fuse together and now the world is a giant pea

I wish I could bypass website blocks on the school server and go on websites like newgrounds or homestarrunner

Bomby von FACEville · 09-21-2006, 05:09 PM

The website blocker is shut off for a day, but the internet is also down.

I wish Once Upon a Time in China 4 & 5 didn't suck so much.

Irby · 09-22-2006, 03:49 PM

They dont suck anymore but they eat you.
I wish this smiley was president of united states instead of Bush.>

Gamefiend7 · 09-25-2006, 07:10 PM

smiley's first law is that everyone must have a smiley in every post and you get killed because you didnt post with a smiley

I wish my girlfriend didn't move away.

Lorem Ipsum · 09-25-2006, 07:14 PM

She didn't, but it turns out she was a zombie all along. Needless to say, she eats you.
I wish this was a smiley on VGF:

Slife · 09-28-2006, 10:25 PM

Ok, it is. But it's the ONLY smiley on VGF. Happy?

I wish that you wouldn't corrupt this wish for fish in a wish fish dish.

Lorem Ipsum · 09-28-2006, 10:29 PM

I wouldn't mind if it was the only smiley.

... oops, that doesn't exist any more...

Your wish is not corrupted for fish, but it of course gets corrupted for some other reason.

DR.Death · 09-30-2006, 10:54 AM

it gos so fast you wet your self in all the excitment and you commet suacide

i wish i had a bath room were ever i go and toleit paper

Gamefiend7 · 09-30-2006, 11:05 AM

It dosen't come with walls so everyone sees you using the bathroom and laughs at you,you die of embarasment.

I wish my room would clean itself and it dosent eat me.

Irby · 10-04-2006, 05:16 PM

The wish never reached the wish place and it did eat you.
I wish that this smiley was World Leader>

Gamefiend7 · 10-06-2006, 02:55 PM

Smiley eats you

I wish I had a B-17 Flying Fortress

Cloaked Dude · 10-06-2006, 05:09 PM

Your Fortress Explodes as soon as it appears.

I wish I had a pet singing rabit like the one in the skittles commercial.

Irby · 10-06-2006, 05:28 PM

It thinks your a skittle and eats you.
I wish for this smiley

to kill this smiley

.

Gamefiend7 · 10-07-2006, 08:40 AM

it exploads and kills that smiley and everyone else in 20000 miles (especially you)

I wish I wasn't a Junior Member anymore

DR.Death · 10-07-2006, 08:44 AM

congatulation you are now even lower than a noob

i wish i could blow up the school and not hurt anyone or get in trouble

Lorem Ipsum · 10-07-2006, 04:56 PM

It happens, but then someone else blows it up as a copycat crime and everyone in it, including you, dies.

I wish for a box of corn flakes, and wish for them to be the leading brand, to be exactly the same as the average box, the cereal to be as healthy as the norm for this brand, that the average state of the cereal not be altered to make it different so that this wish may be fulfilled while corrupting or otherwise abusing or taking avantage of any quality of it not necessarily stated to be mandatorily a certain state, and that no words that are homonyms have meanings other than the ones intended be used to pervert the meaning of this wish.

Irby · 10-07-2006, 05:22 PM

It eats you.
I wish that VG_Addict wasnt a spam machine.

Lorem Ipsum · 10-07-2006, 05:27 PM

He eats you.
I wish someone actually put thought into corrupting my previous wish.

09-20-2006, 08:48 PM	#41
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Flowerbud Village Gender: Posts: 2,043 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 991.71 Bank: 0.41 Total Points: 992.12 Donate	Congratulations, you can now play games to win free iPods, 360s, and Macs. Enjoy your hellish existence. I wish I had one of those Harvest Moon sheep plushies.

09-20-2006, 10:34 PM	#42
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	The Hamburgler steals 'em. I wish for World Peace and Whirled Peas.

09-21-2006, 02:15 PM	#43
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	the 2 wishes fuse together and now the world is a giant pea I wish I could bypass website blocks on the school server and go on websites like newgrounds or homestarrunner

09-21-2006, 05:09 PM	#44
Bomby von FACEville VGF's Unsung Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Mad City, WI Gender: Posts: 14,316 Thanks: 188 Thanked 415 Times in 294 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 1,270.35 Bank: 1,650,935.26 Total Points: 1,652,205.62 Donate	The website blocker is shut off for a day, but the internet is also down. I wish Once Upon a Time in China 4 & 5 didn't suck so much.

09-22-2006, 03:49 PM	#45
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,770.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,657.94 Donate	They dont suck anymore but they eat you. I wish this smiley was president of united states instead of Bush.>

09-25-2006, 07:10 PM	#46
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	smiley's first law is that everyone must have a smiley in every post and you get killed because you didnt post with a smiley I wish my girlfriend didn't move away.

09-25-2006, 07:14 PM	#47
Lorem Ipsum Illuminatus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 208 Thanked 163 Times in 130 Posts Points: 2,501.00 Bank: 99,512.47 Total Points: 102,013.47 Donate	She didn't, but it turns out she was a zombie all along. Needless to say, she eats you. I wish this was a smiley on VGF:

09-28-2006, 10:25 PM	#48
Slife Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Swamped with work! Hanging with the zombies in the VGF RPG forum! Gender: Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 11 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Points: 4,008.00 Bank: 744,498.81 Total Points: 748,506.81 Donate	Ok, it is. But it's the ONLY smiley on VGF. Happy? I wish that you wouldn't corrupt this wish for fish in a wish fish dish.

09-28-2006, 10:29 PM	#49
Lorem Ipsum Illuminatus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 208 Thanked 163 Times in 130 Posts Points: 2,501.00 Bank: 99,512.47 Total Points: 102,013.47 Donate	I wouldn't mind if it was the only smiley. ... oops, that doesn't exist any more... Your wish is not corrupted for fish, but it of course gets corrupted for some other reason.

09-30-2006, 10:54 AM	#50
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	it gos so fast you wet your self in all the excitment and you commet suacide i wish i had a bath room were ever i go and toleit paper

09-30-2006, 11:05 AM	#51
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	It dosen't come with walls so everyone sees you using the bathroom and laughs at you,you die of embarasment. I wish my room would clean itself and it dosent eat me.

10-04-2006, 05:16 PM	#52
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,770.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,657.94 Donate	The wish never reached the wish place and it did eat you. I wish that this smiley was World Leader>

10-06-2006, 02:55 PM	#53
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	Smiley eats you I wish I had a B-17 Flying Fortress

10-06-2006, 05:09 PM	#54
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,047.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,265.82 Donate	Your Fortress Explodes as soon as it appears. I wish I had a pet singing rabit like the one in the skittles commercial.

10-06-2006, 05:28 PM	#55
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,770.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,657.94 Donate	It thinks your a skittle and eats you. I wish for this smiley to kill this smiley .

10-07-2006, 08:40 AM	#56
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	it exploads and kills that smiley and everyone else in 20000 miles (especially you) I wish I wasn't a Junior Member anymore

10-07-2006, 08:44 AM	#57
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	congatulation you are now even lower than a noob i wish i could blow up the school and not hurt anyone or get in trouble

10-07-2006, 04:56 PM	#58
Lorem Ipsum Illuminatus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 208 Thanked 163 Times in 130 Posts Points: 2,501.00 Bank: 99,512.47 Total Points: 102,013.47 Donate	It happens, but then someone else blows it up as a copycat crime and everyone in it, including you, dies. I wish for a box of corn flakes, and wish for them to be the leading brand, to be exactly the same as the average box, the cereal to be as healthy as the norm for this brand, that the average state of the cereal not be altered to make it different so that this wish may be fulfilled while corrupting or otherwise abusing or taking avantage of any quality of it not necessarily stated to be mandatorily a certain state, and that no words that are homonyms have meanings other than the ones intended be used to pervert the meaning of this wish.

10-07-2006, 05:22 PM	#59
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,770.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,657.94 Donate	It eats you. I wish that VG_Addict wasnt a spam machine.

10-07-2006, 05:27 PM	#60
Lorem Ipsum Illuminatus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 208 Thanked 163 Times in 130 Posts Points: 2,501.00 Bank: 99,512.47 Total Points: 102,013.47 Donate	He eats you. I wish someone actually put thought into corrupting my previous wish.