Corrupt a Wish 2: NOW WITH HIGHER CORRUPTION LEVELS - Page 7

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:04 PM

Your wish is stupid. Disacknowledged.

I wish for Canadian money.

Golden Ganon · 10-09-2006, 06:07 PM

You made two of the same wish so they cancel each other out.

I want Battlefield 2142 (video game) to be realesed today.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:10 PM

It is, but it is half complete.

I wish I had 2 legs.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:10 PM

It sucks, with lots of bugs.

I wish Spore would be finished, all bugs fixed, etc, and released soon.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:11 PM

STOP WITH THE SAME TIME POSTING.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:12 PM

STOP WITH ALL THE DOUBLE POSTING

Golden Ganon · 10-09-2006, 06:13 PM

I wish you guys would stop.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:14 PM

Only Morpheme stops.

I wish I had a fish.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:15 PM

You have a fish, but it murders you horribly.

I wish paper melted at 452 degrees F.

W-Team Elf · 10-09-2006, 06:16 PM

But you burn at 2 degrees

i wish i had a dora the explorer DVD set

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:17 PM

Morpheme: Unfortunately, you turn into paper. And lucky for you, the high today is 452 degrees Fahrenheit.

Trooper: Damn, I can't make that wish any worse.

I wish for food.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:17 PM

Golden Ganon · 10-09-2006, 06:20 PM

(Ignores Morpheme)

You get it but the food is rotten. (I am sure we all saw that coming)

I wish I could have snacks whenever I feel like it and not get fat.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-09-2006, 06:21 PM

You end up getting too thin, and you snap in half at a light breeze.

I wish I had a battleship. And not one that has a hole in it.

Golden Ganon · 10-09-2006, 06:24 PM

When you get it somebody blows it up.

I wish time would not pass and we could still move and do things.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:24 PM

It has two holes in it.

I wish for... eh, some corn flakes.
EDIT: STOP POSTING THE SAME TIME AS ME

W-Team Elf · 10-09-2006, 06:25 PM

thier posonous
i wish i could spell posonous

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 06:28 PM

You didn't wish you could spell "poisonous." So you can spell "posonous."

I WISH NO ONE SAME TIME POSTED EVER AGAIN.

Golden Ganon · 10-09-2006, 06:29 PM

What was that trooper? I cannot make out what you are saying because it must be spelled wrong.

I wish I could go into space and not die or freeze or be in pain OR be eaten by aliens OR be shot down by a ship.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morpheme

EDIT: STOP POSTING THE SAME TIME AS ME

Nah.

Irby · 10-09-2006, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morpheme

You didn't wish you could spell "poisonous." So you can spell "posonous."

I WISH NO ONE SAME TIME POSTED EVER AGAIN.

iT eats you.
I wish for a something and a nothing and a nothing a something.

10-09-2006, 06:17 PM	#132
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	wtf

10-09-2006, 06:04 PM	#121
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	Your wish is stupid. Disacknowledged. I wish for Canadian money.

10-09-2006, 06:07 PM	#122
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 14,573.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 14,678.66 Donate	You made two of the same wish so they cancel each other out. I want Battlefield 2142 (video game) to be realesed today.

10-09-2006, 06:10 PM	#123
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	It is, but it is half complete. I wish I had 2 legs.

10-09-2006, 06:10 PM	#124
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	It sucks, with lots of bugs. I wish Spore would be finished, all bugs fixed, etc, and released soon.

10-09-2006, 06:11 PM	#125
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	STOP WITH THE SAME TIME POSTING.

10-09-2006, 06:12 PM	#126
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	STOP WITH ALL THE DOUBLE POSTING

10-09-2006, 06:13 PM	#127
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 14,573.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 14,678.66 Donate	I wish you guys would stop.

10-09-2006, 06:14 PM	#128
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	Only Morpheme stops. I wish I had a fish.

10-09-2006, 06:15 PM	#129
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You have a fish, but it murders you horribly. I wish paper melted at 452 degrees F.

10-09-2006, 06:16 PM	#130
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 802.30 Bank: 6,748.93 Total Points: 7,551.23 Donate	But you burn at 2 degrees i wish i had a dora the explorer DVD set

10-09-2006, 06:17 PM	#131
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	Morpheme: Unfortunately, you turn into paper. And lucky for you, the high today is 452 degrees Fahrenheit. Trooper: Damn, I can't make that wish any worse. I wish for food.

10-09-2006, 06:20 PM	#133
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 14,573.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 14,678.66 Donate	(Ignores Morpheme) You get it but the food is rotten. (I am sure we all saw that coming) I wish I could have snacks whenever I feel like it and not get fat.

10-09-2006, 06:21 PM	#134
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,627 Thanks: 80 Thanked 378 Times in 273 Posts Points: 444.01 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,832.13 Donate	You end up getting too thin, and you snap in half at a light breeze. I wish I had a battleship. And not one that has a hole in it.

10-09-2006, 06:24 PM	#135
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 14,573.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 14,678.66 Donate	When you get it somebody blows it up. I wish time would not pass and we could still move and do things.

10-09-2006, 06:24 PM	#136
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	It has two holes in it. I wish for... eh, some corn flakes. EDIT: STOP POSTING THE SAME TIME AS ME

10-09-2006, 06:25 PM	#137
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 802.30 Bank: 6,748.93 Total Points: 7,551.23 Donate	thier posonous i wish i could spell posonous

10-09-2006, 06:28 PM	#138
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 65 Posts Points: 1,532.54 Bank: 132,290.67 Total Points: 133,823.21 Donate	You didn't wish you could spell "poisonous." So you can spell "posonous." I WISH NO ONE SAME TIME POSTED EVER AGAIN.