Anything can be turned into sex. - Page 4

ChuckleHuck · 06-27-2007, 11:49 AM

Step away from my knob, yo.

Coke.

Valigarmander · 06-27-2007, 11:57 AM

I don't care if it's illegal, I'd like to shoot that coke. (probably not what you meant, but FAH)

rubber glove

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 06-27-2007, 12:41 PM

I'd like to slip my hand into THAT rubber glove.

claw

Kahn · 06-27-2007, 06:54 PM

I'd like a scratch from that claw.

Bottle cap.

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-27-2007, 07:16 PM

I'd like to pop that bottle cap open.

telephone

Kahn · 06-27-2007, 07:30 PM

I'd like to dial that phone.

Dust.

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-28-2007, 12:11 AM

I'd clear the dust from her crannies any day.

Glockenspiel.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kahn · 06-28-2007, 12:24 PM

I'd like to play on that Glockenspiel.

Sun glasses

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-28-2007, 12:26 PM

It's tough to look at that without sunglasses.

box

Kahn · 06-28-2007, 01:19 PM

I'd like to open up that box.

Ribbon.

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-28-2007, 04:53 PM

I'd like to tie her up like a ribbon....and then have sex with her.

Lamination machine.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 06-28-2007, 05:28 PM

I wanna laminate her with that machine.

Geodude.

Kahn · 06-28-2007, 11:14 PM

Her body's as a solid as a geodude.

Nintendo 64

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 06-28-2007, 11:18 PM

I wanna play HER N64 till dawn.

Popcorn.

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-29-2007, 11:56 AM

I'd like to be the one to pop her corn. And by that I mean her virginity, not the thing on her foot.

Unimaginative forum posts.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kahn · 06-29-2007, 09:19 PM

I wanna skim over her like an unimaginative forum post. (THAT TOOK ME A LONG TIME!!!)

Transformers.

Frumie Bandy · 06-29-2007, 09:21 PM

I'm more than meets the eye.

Beer.

Kahn · 06-29-2007, 10:49 PM

I'd like a sip of that beer.

broom

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 07-03-2007, 03:57 PM

I'd like to jam my broomstick into her.

Lemon

Kahn · 07-03-2007, 08:32 PM

I'd like to squeeze some juice from those lemons.

Mascara.

06-27-2007, 11:49 AM	#61
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,844 Thanks: 83 Thanked 39 Times in 32 Posts Points: 1,018.44 Bank: 0.11 Total Points: 1,018.55 Donate	Step away from my knob, yo. Coke.

06-27-2007, 11:57 AM	#62
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,062 Thanks: 797 Thanked 1,367 Times in 678 Posts Points: 424.38 Bank: 123,874.15 Total Points: 124,298.53 Donate	I don't care if it's illegal, I'd like to shoot that coke. (probably not what you meant, but FAH) rubber glove

06-27-2007, 12:41 PM	#63
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,881 Thanks: 324 Thanked 97 Times in 72 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 4,189.51 Bank: 6,005.95 Total Points: 10,195.46 Donate	I'd like to slip my hand into THAT rubber glove. claw

06-27-2007, 06:54 PM	#64
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like a scratch from that claw. Bottle cap.

06-27-2007, 07:16 PM	#65
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,756 Thanks: 62 Thanked 301 Times in 218 Posts Points: 264.38 Bank: 121,738.96 Total Points: 122,003.34 Donate	I'd like to pop that bottle cap open. telephone

06-27-2007, 07:30 PM	#66
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like to dial that phone. Dust.

06-28-2007, 12:11 AM	#67
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,534 Thanks: 181 Thanked 833 Times in 526 Posts Points: 111,711.99 Bank: 1,268.17 Total Points: 112,980.16 Donate	I'd clear the dust from her crannies any day. Glockenspiel. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-28-2007, 12:24 PM	#68
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like to play on that Glockenspiel. Sun glasses

06-28-2007, 12:26 PM	#69
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,756 Thanks: 62 Thanked 301 Times in 218 Posts Points: 264.38 Bank: 121,738.96 Total Points: 122,003.34 Donate	It's tough to look at that without sunglasses. box

06-28-2007, 01:19 PM	#70
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like to open up that box. Ribbon.

06-28-2007, 04:53 PM	#71
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,534 Thanks: 181 Thanked 833 Times in 526 Posts Points: 111,711.99 Bank: 1,268.17 Total Points: 112,980.16 Donate	I'd like to tie her up like a ribbon....and then have sex with her. Lamination machine. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-28-2007, 05:28 PM	#72
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,881 Thanks: 324 Thanked 97 Times in 72 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 4,189.51 Bank: 6,005.95 Total Points: 10,195.46 Donate	I wanna laminate her with that machine. Geodude.

06-28-2007, 11:14 PM	#73
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	Her body's as a solid as a geodude. Nintendo 64

06-28-2007, 11:18 PM	#74
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,881 Thanks: 324 Thanked 97 Times in 72 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 4,189.51 Bank: 6,005.95 Total Points: 10,195.46 Donate	I wanna play HER N64 till dawn. Popcorn.

06-29-2007, 11:56 AM	#75
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,534 Thanks: 181 Thanked 833 Times in 526 Posts Points: 111,711.99 Bank: 1,268.17 Total Points: 112,980.16 Donate	I'd like to be the one to pop her corn. And by that I mean her virginity, not the thing on her foot. Unimaginative forum posts. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-29-2007, 09:19 PM	#76
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I wanna skim over her like an unimaginative forum post. (THAT TOOK ME A LONG TIME!!!) Transformers.

06-29-2007, 09:21 PM	#77
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,636.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,046.19 Donate	I'm more than meets the eye. Beer.

06-29-2007, 10:49 PM	#78
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like a sip of that beer. broom

07-03-2007, 03:57 PM	#79
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,881 Thanks: 324 Thanked 97 Times in 72 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 4,189.51 Bank: 6,005.95 Total Points: 10,195.46 Donate	I'd like to jam my broomstick into her. Lemon

07-03-2007, 08:32 PM	#80
Kahn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 497 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,903.60 Bank: 1,161.70 Total Points: 8,065.30 Donate	I'd like to squeeze some juice from those lemons. Mascara.