JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-30-2007, 08:00 PM

In this game, you JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE. Those who most JUSTIFY THEIR EXISTENCE win, with points taken off based on how narrow the scope in which their EXISTENCE is JUSTIFIED.

Swordmaster Link · 06-30-2007, 08:52 PM

I think, therefore I am.

dux_is_me · 07-01-2007, 12:30 AM

~~I win.~~

Edit: I exist to win this game. Thus, I win.

Kil'jaeden · 07-01-2007, 01:32 AM

I exist because existance is contingent on my existance.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 07-01-2007, 01:41 AM

*gives Ace marshmallows* I spent a bit of time reminiscing over the art for my Wall of Fame this morning, of which you have a few pieces included for it... does that count towards this justification thingy you speak of?

Chunky Kong12345 · 07-01-2007, 10:20 AM

How am I making this post?

Am I just a series of electrical pulses?

Or am I made of flesh and bone?

If I be he, he be I.

Big Daddy · 07-01-2007, 10:28 AM

If you can feel, then you exist, and I feel. I believe a severe case of the ownz0rz has been emitted.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-01-2007, 10:52 AM

SML: You prove your EXISTENCE only to yourself. Furthermore, there is no JUSTIFICATION or reason behind your EXISTENCE, and thus you are awarded no points.

dux_is_me: Your failure to JUSTIFY results in being awarded no points.

Kil'jaeden: Your EXISTENCE is clearly based on circular logic, and thus not JUSTIFIED, and thus you are awarded no points.

Heroine of the Dragon: You are awarded full points.

CK12345: You've set up your EXISTENCE on a conditional basis, wherein the premises themselves aren't JUSTIFIED. You are awarded no points.

n00b: Your conclusion of EXISTENCE fails to follow from your premises, i.e. that one can EXIST, therefore one does EXIST. You have failed to JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE. You are awarded no points.

Chunky Kong12345 · 07-01-2007, 10:58 AM

I sense favoritism.

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-01-2007, 11:15 AM

Where has the thanking feature gone? I need to thank Chunky for his observation that Ace likes HotD more than the great Jay.

So how can I prove my existance? Well I'm going to be doing the SMBHQ mailbag soon, so yeah, that's something. -CSM

Swordmaster Link · 07-01-2007, 03:57 PM

You never specified that we needed to prove our existence to someone else other than ourselves.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-01-2007, 07:03 PM

I specified that scoring is based on the scope of the JUSTIFICATION.

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 07-01-2007, 07:06 PM

My existance stands so I can justify it.

Swordmaster Link · 07-01-2007, 07:07 PM

Does it really? I thought it needed a wheelchair.

Kil'jaeden · 07-01-2007, 07:45 PM

I exist to make everyone's days dreary, make sure all the parades are rained on, and to sell crack to your mother.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 07-01-2007, 07:47 PM

I don't exist, so I can't justify my existence. But if you like, I can justify my non-existence.

Metal Man · 07-01-2007, 07:48 PM

I exist to disagree with everyone.

Beat that.

Chunky Kong12345 · 07-01-2007, 07:57 PM

I exist to agree with Metal Man.

I just beat you.

MC Mushi Mo · 07-01-2007, 07:59 PM

I exist to build monuments to non-existance, which is something I cannot obtain.

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-01-2007, 08:42 PM

My parents conceived me, and my mother delivered me. I have not been the victim of homicide, manslaughter, or terminal illness. I have not comitted intentional or accidental suicide. My body has not been disintegrated or converted to energy. Ace is not hallucinating. I know what "quod erat demonstrandum" means without looking it up online. Therefore, I exist both physically & mentally.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-30-2007, 08:00 PM	#1
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,120.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,836.43 Donate	JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE In this game, you JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE. Those who most JUSTIFY THEIR EXISTENCE win, with points taken off based on how narrow the scope in which their EXISTENCE is JUSTIFIED.

07-01-2007, 12:30 AM	#3
dux_is_me Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colombia, with an O. Gender: Posts: 796 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,929.23 Bank: 15,058.19 Total Points: 16,987.42 Donate	~~I win.~~ Edit: I exist to win this game. Thus, I win. Last edited by dux_is_me; 07-01-2007 at 12:37 AM.

07-01-2007, 07:59 PM	#19
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 10,655.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 58,401.17 Donate	I exist to build monuments to non-existance, which is something I cannot obtain. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

06-30-2007, 08:52 PM	#2
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,604 Thanks: 228 Thanked 732 Times in 520 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 879.28 Bank: 1,421,773.60 Total Points: 1,422,652.88 Donate	I think, therefore I am.

07-01-2007, 01:32 AM	#4
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,469 Thanks: 19 Thanked 39 Times in 30 Posts Points: 10,259.58 Bank: 999.94 Total Points: 11,259.52 Donate	I exist because existance is contingent on my existance.

07-01-2007, 01:41 AM	#5
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 27,765 Thanks: 277 Thanked 354 Times in 274 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 20,810.15 Bank: 2,417,977.64 Total Points: 2,438,787.78 Donate	gives Ace marshmallows I spent a bit of time reminiscing over the art for my Wall of Fame this morning, of which you have a few pieces included for it... does that count towards this justification thingy you speak of?

07-01-2007, 10:20 AM	#6
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 131.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,508.32 Donate	How am I making this post? Am I just a series of electrical pulses? Or am I made of flesh and bone? If I be he, he be I.

07-01-2007, 10:28 AM	#7
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 22 Posts Points: 1,786.00 Bank: 8,825.42 Total Points: 10,611.42 Donate	If you can feel, then you exist, and I feel. I believe a severe case of the ownz0rz has been emitted.

07-01-2007, 10:52 AM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,120.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,836.43 Donate	SML: You prove your EXISTENCE only to yourself. Furthermore, there is no JUSTIFICATION or reason behind your EXISTENCE, and thus you are awarded no points. dux_is_me: Your failure to JUSTIFY results in being awarded no points. Kil'jaeden: Your EXISTENCE is clearly based on circular logic, and thus not JUSTIFIED, and thus you are awarded no points. Heroine of the Dragon: You are awarded full points. CK12345: You've set up your EXISTENCE on a conditional basis, wherein the premises themselves aren't JUSTIFIED. You are awarded no points. n00b: Your conclusion of EXISTENCE fails to follow from your premises, i.e. that one can EXIST, therefore one does EXIST. You have failed to JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE. You are awarded no points.

07-01-2007, 10:58 AM	#9
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 131.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,508.32 Donate	I sense favoritism.

07-01-2007, 11:15 AM	#10
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,087 Thanks: 546 Thanked 382 Times in 264 Posts Points: 136,848.76 Bank: 33,856.01 Total Points: 170,704.77 Donate	Where has the thanking feature gone? I need to thank Chunky for his observation that Ace likes HotD more than the great Jay. So how can I prove my existance? Well I'm going to be doing the SMBHQ mailbag soon, so yeah, that's something. -CSM

07-01-2007, 03:57 PM	#11
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,604 Thanks: 228 Thanked 732 Times in 520 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 879.28 Bank: 1,421,773.60 Total Points: 1,422,652.88 Donate	You never specified that we needed to prove our existence to someone else other than ourselves.

07-01-2007, 07:03 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,120.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,836.43 Donate	I specified that scoring is based on the scope of the JUSTIFICATION.

07-01-2007, 07:06 PM	#13
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,863 Thanks: 315 Thanked 91 Times in 68 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,487.14 Bank: 5,548.57 Total Points: 9,035.71 Donate	My existance stands so I can justify it.

07-01-2007, 07:07 PM	#14
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,604 Thanks: 228 Thanked 732 Times in 520 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 879.28 Bank: 1,421,773.60 Total Points: 1,422,652.88 Donate	Does it really? I thought it needed a wheelchair.

07-01-2007, 07:45 PM	#15
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,469 Thanks: 19 Thanked 39 Times in 30 Posts Points: 10,259.58 Bank: 999.94 Total Points: 11,259.52 Donate	I exist to make everyone's days dreary, make sure all the parades are rained on, and to sell crack to your mother.

07-01-2007, 07:47 PM	#16
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,580 Thanks: 29 Thanked 79 Times in 63 Posts Points: 61.71 Bank: 30,317.43 Total Points: 30,379.14 Donate	I don't exist, so I can't justify my existence. But if you like, I can justify my non-existence.

07-01-2007, 07:48 PM	#17
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,749 Thanks: 74 Thanked 199 Times in 137 Posts Points: 10,138.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 10,138.59 Donate	I exist to disagree with everyone. Beat that.

07-01-2007, 07:57 PM	#18
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 131.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,508.32 Donate	I exist to agree with Metal Man. I just beat you.

07-01-2007, 08:42 PM	#20
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,500 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,776.54 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,948.14 Donate	My parents conceived me, and my mother delivered me. I have not been the victim of homicide, manslaughter, or terminal illness. I have not comitted intentional or accidental suicide. My body has not been disintegrated or converted to energy. Ace is not hallucinating. I know what "quod erat demonstrandum" means without looking it up online. Therefore, I exist both physically & mentally. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"