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Kil'jaeden · 07-05-2007, 08:44 PM

Top Ten Ways to Take Revenge on Your Enemies.

Insert unfunny meme here · 07-05-2007, 08:45 PM

#10. Hit them in the cranium with a sledge hammer.

Firestorm · 07-05-2007, 09:34 PM

#9:

Treat them to dinner. After the meal, reveal to them that the main ingredient was their loved ones.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-05-2007, 09:52 PM

#8. Locusts.

TyFACE · 07-05-2007, 10:00 PM

7. Feeding them the new Krusty-Os "Now with flesh-eating bacteria!"

Smarmy Vent · 07-05-2007, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firestorm

#9:

Treat them to dinner. After the meal, reveal to them that the main ingredient was their loved ones.

#6. Treat them to dinner. After the meal, reveal to them that the main ingredients came from your lower half.

TyFACE · 07-05-2007, 10:10 PM

^0_o

#5: HAVE A METROID SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT!

Sarai and Samiel · 07-05-2007, 10:19 PM

#4. Live well and wait.

Firestorm · 07-06-2007, 12:31 AM

#3:

Force them to play E.T. on the Atari 2600.

Sarai and Samiel · 07-06-2007, 10:33 AM

#2: Send them to Lower Elbonia.

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 07-06-2007, 12:14 PM

#1. Make them play Hotel Mario. "Where there's smoke, they die back!"

Yes, I'm aware I did this for the last number one, but I'm just so damn unoriginal to think of something else.

Kil'jaeden · 07-06-2007, 01:17 PM

Top Ten Ways to Ruin Your Day

Firestorm · 07-06-2007, 03:56 PM

#10:

Cut a cop off in traffic.

SephirothKirby · 07-06-2007, 04:46 PM

Oh dammit, I had a great one for cereal.

(No, I'm not gonna contribute.)

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-06-2007, 04:57 PM

#9. Find a suitcase with a million dollars in it.

Sarai and Samiel · 07-06-2007, 05:01 PM

#8: Get launched into Lower Earth Orbit with a delusional kendo practicioner and a half-gallon of rancid cheese dip.

Kil'jaeden · 07-06-2007, 05:16 PM

#7. Get stuck in traffic for five hours with a bunch of arguing kids in the back seat and your wife sitting next to you who you know is cheating on you, but you haven't said anything yet because she's having an affair with your mother. Then the kid who had all that food before leaving has bad diarrhea all over the back seat and one of the other kids, but you are still stuck in traffic, so you try to get some napkins from the glove box, but they're all gone because your best friend used them all yesterday when they were getting drunk telling you about their latest job they lost. So you have to go out of the car and find a place that's open, but it's a holiday so nothing is open, and you forgot about that fact which makes you feel like a jackass. So you keep driving until you reach your destination, which is your uncle's house where your family is gathering. There you are forced through endless home videos in a hot room, with many people's cigarette smoke and body heat driving you over the edge until you go out for some air, head over to a bar, get drunk, and end up shacking up with a Polynesian hooker who took your left kidney with her.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-06-2007, 05:56 PM

#6. Hearing "Listen, we need to talk. Now."

Kil'jaeden · 07-06-2007, 06:01 PM

^That does sound VERY familiar. Almost like I've heard it before....

5. Pissing off the Mafia.

Crazybirdanimations · 07-06-2007, 06:07 PM

4. fall off a cliff.

07-05-2007, 10:19 PM	#28
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07-06-2007, 12:31 AM	#29
Firestorm Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: An asylum for the criminally stupid Gender: Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,031.98 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,531.99 Donate	Cruel and unusual #3: Force them to play E.T. on the Atari 2600.

07-06-2007, 10:33 AM	#30
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,262 Thanks: 150 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 1,908.17 Bank: 53,926.73 Total Points: 55,834.90 Donate	C'mon, let's keep it going. #2: Send them to Lower Elbonia.

07-06-2007, 12:14 PM	#31
YOU ARE MY FRIENDS JESUS SAID Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ON A FRIENDSHIP TREK (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,099 Thanks: 474 Thanked 833 Times in 596 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 1,549.78 Bank: 21,468.11 Total Points: 23,017.89 Donate	#1. Make them play Hotel Mario. "Where there's smoke, they die back!" Yes, I'm aware I did this for the last number one, but I'm just so damn unoriginal to think of something else. __________________

07-06-2007, 05:01 PM	#36
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,262 Thanks: 150 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 1,908.17 Bank: 53,926.73 Total Points: 55,834.90 Donate	You're tricky with these, Ace. #8: Get launched into Lower Earth Orbit with a delusional kendo practicioner and a half-gallon of rancid cheese dip.

07-05-2007, 08:44 PM	#21
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,879.65 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 9,683.87 Donate	Top Ten Ways to Take Revenge on Your Enemies.

07-05-2007, 08:45 PM	#22
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,803 Thanks: 276 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,380.67 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,243.58 Donate	#10. Hit them in the cranium with a sledge hammer.

07-05-2007, 09:34 PM	#23
Firestorm Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: An asylum for the criminally stupid Gender: Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,031.98 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,531.99 Donate	#9: Treat them to dinner. After the meal, reveal to them that the main ingredient was their loved ones.

07-05-2007, 09:52 PM	#24
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,935 Thanks: 359 Thanked 1,484 Times in 779 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,820.70 Bank: 11,962,794.81 Total Points: 12,060,615.51 Donate	#8. Locusts.

07-05-2007, 10:00 PM	#25
TyFACE Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nowhere. And everywhere. It's a gift. Gender: Posts: 3,502 Thanks: 213 Thanked 73 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,707.84 Bank: 7,339.44 Total Points: 9,047.28 Donate	7. Feeding them the new Krusty-Os "Now with flesh-eating bacteria!"

07-05-2007, 10:10 PM	#27
TyFACE Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nowhere. And everywhere. It's a gift. Gender: Posts: 3,502 Thanks: 213 Thanked 73 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,707.84 Bank: 7,339.44 Total Points: 9,047.28 Donate	^0_o #5: HAVE A METROID SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT!

07-06-2007, 01:17 PM	#32
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,879.65 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 9,683.87 Donate	Top Ten Ways to Ruin Your Day

07-06-2007, 03:56 PM	#33
Firestorm Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: An asylum for the criminally stupid Gender: Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,031.98 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,531.99 Donate	#10: Cut a cop off in traffic.

07-06-2007, 04:46 PM	#34
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,748 Thanks: 189 Thanked 249 Times in 151 Posts Points: 250.36 Bank: 89,520.91 Total Points: 89,771.27 Donate	Oh dammit, I had a great one for cereal. (No, I'm not gonna contribute.)

07-06-2007, 04:57 PM	#35
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,935 Thanks: 359 Thanked 1,484 Times in 779 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,820.70 Bank: 11,962,794.81 Total Points: 12,060,615.51 Donate	#9. Find a suitcase with a million dollars in it.

07-06-2007, 05:16 PM	#37
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,879.65 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 9,683.87 Donate	#7. Get stuck in traffic for five hours with a bunch of arguing kids in the back seat and your wife sitting next to you who you know is cheating on you, but you haven't said anything yet because she's having an affair with your mother. Then the kid who had all that food before leaving has bad diarrhea all over the back seat and one of the other kids, but you are still stuck in traffic, so you try to get some napkins from the glove box, but they're all gone because your best friend used them all yesterday when they were getting drunk telling you about their latest job they lost. So you have to go out of the car and find a place that's open, but it's a holiday so nothing is open, and you forgot about that fact which makes you feel like a jackass. So you keep driving until you reach your destination, which is your uncle's house where your family is gathering. There you are forced through endless home videos in a hot room, with many people's cigarette smoke and body heat driving you over the edge until you go out for some air, head over to a bar, get drunk, and end up shacking up with a Polynesian hooker who took your left kidney with her.

07-06-2007, 05:56 PM	#38
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,935 Thanks: 359 Thanked 1,484 Times in 779 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,820.70 Bank: 11,962,794.81 Total Points: 12,060,615.51 Donate	I try, Miss Starblade. #6. Hearing "Listen, we need to talk. Now."

07-06-2007, 06:01 PM	#39
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,879.65 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 9,683.87 Donate	^That does sound VERY familiar. Almost like I've heard it before.... 5. Pissing off the Mafia.

07-06-2007, 06:07 PM	#40
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,340.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 18,954.73 Donate	4. fall off a cliff. __________________