Top Ten Lists Carrying A Torch Of Burnin' Love.... what?

Sarai and Samiel · 11-23-2007, 11:27 AM

If the previous thread could be locked, it would be appreciated. AND NOW....

The Top Ten Strangest Responses To The Phrase, 'You're Pregnant'.

#10: Oh, thank god, I thought I had an icky black alien thing eating me from the inside out. Wait.... pregnant with what? *suspicious look*

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-23-2007, 12:10 PM

9. "You're just trying to say I'm fat, aren't you!?"

Microphone_Kirby · 11-23-2007, 04:06 PM

8. ...And what does that mean for my physical exam? Did I fail?

Valigarmander · 11-23-2007, 05:18 PM

7. I thought dogs weren't compatible with humans...

EmoCL · 11-23-2007, 05:45 PM

6. Well, yeah, but your question for the Blood Donation survey was 'Have you ever had sex', not 'Are you pregnant'. So I don't really see the problem.

The Scatmanson · 11-23-2007, 05:57 PM

5: I had a feeling there was a reason my husband vehemently punched me in the stomach yesterday...

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-23-2007, 09:33 PM

4. Well, shucks. I thought you said your father was sterile.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-23-2007, 10:15 PM

3. "Oh, that sounds really serious. How much longer do I have to live?"

LuWEEGEEman · 11-24-2007, 08:06 PM

2: DAMN! now I cant get that sex change!

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-24-2007, 08:14 PM

1. "Yes, I know! Now can you please continue delivering my baby!?"

A Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 08:14 PM

This post is useless.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-24-2007, 08:15 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Olde English is Better Than Neo English

10. Everything ends in e.

LuWEEGEEman · 11-24-2007, 08:17 PM

9) Old things are awesome. And are more wisdomomefulish.

A Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 08:18 PM

Nine-eth. Because the font that goes with it is awesome.

Edit: stupid VGF doesn't like Olde English font. D:

Edit 2: ^Chunky is first. You lose, Mama Luigi.

The Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 08:19 PM

8. It inspireth us all to taketh the middle ages as something thine heart would fluttereth to see~!

A Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 08:24 PM

6. It's so awesome that we miscounteth because we wanteth to rusheth so fast to giveth our number.

The Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 08:24 PM

The-eth REALETH 6eth - It pwneth Spanish.

Valigarmander · 11-24-2007, 09:18 PM

5. "Forthwith".

The Scatmanson · 11-24-2007, 09:20 PM

4: It confuseth newbs

I am nobody · 11-24-2007, 09:23 PM

3. Becauseth, iteth maketh youeth looketh smarteth.

11-24-2007, 08:14 PM	#11
A Scatmanson REPEAT AFTER ME! IT'S A OASOFBASPOMELODY Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scatting (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,487 Thanks: 515 Thanked 898 Times in 630 Posts Blog Entries: 13 Points: 753.25 Bank: 21,302.91 Total Points: 22,056.16 Donate	This post is useless. Last edited by Panfan; 11-24-2007 at 08:16 PM. Reason: This post is useless

11-23-2007, 11:27 AM	#1
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11-23-2007, 12:10 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,121.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,837.43 Donate	9. "You're just trying to say I'm fat, aren't you!?"

11-23-2007, 04:06 PM	#3
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,159 Thanks: 284 Thanked 138 Times in 119 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 96.55 Bank: 27,149.65 Total Points: 27,246.20 Donate	8. ...And what does that mean for my physical exam? Did I fail?

11-23-2007, 05:18 PM	#4
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,002 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 276.65 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,660.80 Donate	7. I thought dogs weren't compatible with humans...

11-23-2007, 05:45 PM	#5
EmoCL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,408 Thanks: 1,138 Thanked 378 Times in 319 Posts Points: 10,081.06 Bank: 717.81 Total Points: 10,798.87 Donate	6. Well, yeah, but your question for the Blood Donation survey was 'Have you ever had sex', not 'Are you pregnant'. So I don't really see the problem.

11-23-2007, 05:57 PM	#6
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11-23-2007, 09:33 PM	#7
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 132.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,509.32 Donate	4. Well, shucks. I thought you said your father was sterile.

11-23-2007, 10:15 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,121.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,837.43 Donate	3. "Oh, that sounds really serious. How much longer do I have to live?"

11-24-2007, 08:06 PM	#9
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,775.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,255.10 Donate	2: DAMN! now I cant get that sex change!

11-24-2007, 08:15 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 132.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,509.32 Donate	Top Ten Reasons Why Olde English is Better Than Neo English 10. Everything ends in e.

11-24-2007, 08:17 PM	#13
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,775.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,255.10 Donate	9) Old things are awesome. And are more wisdomomefulish.

11-24-2007, 08:18 PM	#14
A Scatmanson REPEAT AFTER ME! IT'S A OASOFBASPOMELODY Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scatting (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,487 Thanks: 515 Thanked 898 Times in 630 Posts Blog Entries: 13 Points: 753.25 Bank: 21,302.91 Total Points: 22,056.16 Donate	Nine-eth. Because the font that goes with it is awesome. Edit: stupid VGF doesn't like Olde English font. D: Edit 2: ^Chunky is first. You lose, Mama Luigi.

11-24-2007, 08:19 PM	#15
The Scatmanson badadadadiiii Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: BOP BOP BOTTOM BOP Gender: Posts: 5,668 Thanks: 652 Thanked 387 Times in 292 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,823.89 Bank: 20,325.19 Total Points: 26,149.07 Donate	8. It inspireth us all to taketh the middle ages as something thine heart would fluttereth to see~!

11-24-2007, 08:24 PM	#16
A Scatmanson REPEAT AFTER ME! IT'S A OASOFBASPOMELODY Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scatting (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,487 Thanks: 515 Thanked 898 Times in 630 Posts Blog Entries: 13 Points: 753.25 Bank: 21,302.91 Total Points: 22,056.16 Donate	6. It's so awesome that we miscounteth because we wanteth to rusheth so fast to giveth our number.

11-24-2007, 09:18 PM	#18
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,002 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 276.65 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,660.80 Donate	5. "Forthwith".

11-24-2007, 09:20 PM	#19
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11-24-2007, 09:23 PM	#20
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