Return of Corrupt a Wish - Page 2 - VGF

Metal Man · 05-03-2008, 04:26 PM

You obtain 'wimmen', a very rare CD made by a band you've never heard of.

I wish for the opposite of the corruption of this wish.

Vapor · 05-03-2008, 04:29 PM

You end up being suckerpunched by Rene Descartes for saying that.

I wish that I had the powers of an elephant, a tyrannosaurus, a speeding bullet train and Rene Descartes.

Valigarmander · 05-03-2008, 05:28 PM

You get all the powers of a poached animal, a wrecked train, an extinct reptile, and a dead philosopher. You die.

I wish my cat would stop pissing on the carpet.

Chunky Kong12345 · 05-03-2008, 05:46 PM

It pisses on the crotch of all your pants instead.

I wish for dish.

I am nobody · 05-03-2008, 05:53 PM

You get a dish, but it is stolen and the owner kills you.

I wish for grass.

Vapor · 05-04-2008, 11:19 AM

You get the recreational drug kind instead. Or the lawn kind if you were looking for weed.

I wish for jazz.

I am nobody · 05-04-2008, 01:17 PM

You get jazz, but the band is actually a group of serial killers and they kill you.

I wish for a stick.

Chunky Kong12345 · 05-04-2008, 02:13 PM

It's put in your eye.

I wish that every wish was not corrupted.

Metal Man · 05-04-2008, 02:18 PM

Only your wishes are corrupted now.

I wish for the absence of a wish.

Valigarmander · 05-04-2008, 02:57 PM

Your wishing of no wish creates a paradox, which causes your head to explode trying to comprehend the messed-up **** that's happening.

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

MC Mushi Mo · 05-04-2008, 03:45 PM

Those four inches are detracted from *Ahem* "somewhere else."

I wish 4 pokeymanz

Chunky Kong12345 · 05-04-2008, 03:50 PM

Your wish is accidentally interpreted as an incomplete sentence. 4 pokeymanz come and burn your house.

I wish that Val wasn't so awkward.

I am nobody · 05-04-2008, 04:56 PM

Val becomes normal, but everyone else becomes awkward.

I wish I knew why I was wishing for what I'm wishing for.

MUSHMAN · 05-04-2008, 05:03 PM

You get the answer to your question, but you don't like it and kill yourself from despair.

I wish for a duck.

Valigarmander · 05-04-2008, 05:06 PM

You get a duck. Someone throws a brick at you.

I wish nori didn't taste like hay.

Crazybirdanimations · 05-04-2008, 05:10 PM

Now it tastes like Barley.

I wish for a better computer that can play games no problem!

Valigarmander · 05-04-2008, 05:14 PM

You receive a human brain, the greatest computer ever created. Have fun, and hurry to find some preservative.

I wish I wasn't so incredibly awesome.

Irby · 05-06-2008, 05:50 PM

You die due to your ego.
I wish for leukemia.

Insert Luigimans PDN here · 05-07-2008, 07:31 PM

no.

I wish for a hanger.

Irby · 05-08-2008, 03:12 PM

You get a banger.
I wish for pudding.

05-04-2008, 03:45 PM	#31
MC Mushi Mo Zombie Pimp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,551 Thanks: 104 Thanked 307 Times in 244 Posts Points: 5,918.67 Bank: 37,647.01 Total Points: 43,565.68 Donate	Those four inches are detracted from Ahem "somewhere else." I wish 4 pokeymanz __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

05-04-2008, 05:10 PM	#36
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,610 Thanks: 233 Thanked 196 Times in 164 Posts Points: 8,524.26 Bank: 8,280.18 Total Points: 16,804.44 Donate	Now it tastes like Barley. I wish for a better computer that can play games no problem! __________________

05-03-2008, 04:26 PM	#21
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,575 Thanks: 73 Thanked 181 Times in 121 Posts Points: 4,762.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,762.29 Donate	You obtain 'wimmen', a very rare CD made by a band you've never heard of. I wish for the opposite of the corruption of this wish.

05-03-2008, 04:29 PM	#22
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,623 Thanks: 73 Thanked 36 Times in 32 Posts Points: 418.36 Bank: 22,210.42 Total Points: 22,628.78 Donate	You end up being suckerpunched by Rene Descartes for saying that. I wish that I had the powers of an elephant, a tyrannosaurus, a speeding bullet train and Rene Descartes.

05-03-2008, 05:28 PM	#23
Valigarmander RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,436 Thanks: 694 Thanked 1,071 Times in 570 Posts Points: 32.01 Bank: 130,219.39 Total Points: 130,251.40 Donate	You get all the powers of a poached animal, a wrecked train, an extinct reptile, and a dead philosopher. You die. I wish my cat would stop pissing on the carpet.

05-03-2008, 05:46 PM	#24
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	It pisses on the crotch of all your pants instead. I wish for dish.

05-03-2008, 05:53 PM	#25
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,005 Thanks: 105 Thanked 94 Times in 62 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,859.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,859.47 Donate	You get a dish, but it is stolen and the owner kills you. I wish for grass.

05-04-2008, 11:19 AM	#26
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,623 Thanks: 73 Thanked 36 Times in 32 Posts Points: 418.36 Bank: 22,210.42 Total Points: 22,628.78 Donate	You get the recreational drug kind instead. Or the lawn kind if you were looking for weed. I wish for jazz.

05-04-2008, 01:17 PM	#27
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,005 Thanks: 105 Thanked 94 Times in 62 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,859.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,859.47 Donate	You get jazz, but the band is actually a group of serial killers and they kill you. I wish for a stick.

05-04-2008, 02:13 PM	#28
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	It's put in your eye. I wish that every wish was not corrupted.

05-04-2008, 02:18 PM	#29
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,575 Thanks: 73 Thanked 181 Times in 121 Posts Points: 4,762.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,762.29 Donate	Only your wishes are corrupted now. I wish for the absence of a wish.

05-04-2008, 02:57 PM	#30
Valigarmander RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,436 Thanks: 694 Thanked 1,071 Times in 570 Posts Points: 32.01 Bank: 130,219.39 Total Points: 130,251.40 Donate	Your wishing of no wish creates a paradox, which causes your head to explode trying to comprehend the messed-up **** that's happening. I wish I was 4 inches taller.

05-04-2008, 03:50 PM	#32
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	Your wish is accidentally interpreted as an incomplete sentence. 4 pokeymanz come and burn your house. I wish that Val wasn't so awkward.

05-04-2008, 04:56 PM	#33
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,005 Thanks: 105 Thanked 94 Times in 62 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,859.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,859.47 Donate	Val becomes normal, but everyone else becomes awkward. I wish I knew why I was wishing for what I'm wishing for.

05-04-2008, 05:03 PM	#34
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Somewhere in the solar system of the star Sol Gender: Posts: 2,779 Thanks: 73 Thanked 77 Times in 63 Posts Points: 1,426.77 Bank: 10,304.03 Total Points: 11,730.80 Donate	You get the answer to your question, but you don't like it and kill yourself from despair. I wish for a duck.

05-04-2008, 05:06 PM	#35
Valigarmander RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,436 Thanks: 694 Thanked 1,071 Times in 570 Posts Points: 32.01 Bank: 130,219.39 Total Points: 130,251.40 Donate	You get a duck. Someone throws a brick at you. I wish nori didn't taste like hay.

05-04-2008, 05:14 PM	#37
Valigarmander RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,436 Thanks: 694 Thanked 1,071 Times in 570 Posts Points: 32.01 Bank: 130,219.39 Total Points: 130,251.40 Donate	You receive a human brain, the greatest computer ever created. Have fun, and hurry to find some preservative. I wish I wasn't so incredibly awesome.

05-06-2008, 05:50 PM	#38
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,768.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,655.94 Donate	You die due to your ego. I wish for leukemia.

05-07-2008, 07:31 PM	#39
Insert Luigimans PDN here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in the zone, Auto Zone Gender: Posts: 2,880 Thanks: 51 Thanked 86 Times in 65 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 489.36 Bank: 6,623.97 Total Points: 7,113.33 Donate	no. I wish for a hanger.

05-08-2008, 03:12 PM	#40
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,120 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 32,768.36 Bank: 11,887.58 Total Points: 44,655.94 Donate	You get a banger. I wish for pudding.