Return of Corrupt a Wish - Page 3 - VGF

Señor Luigi · 05-08-2008, 03:17 PM

The grocery store's all out
I wish for a Pop Tart.

Irby · 05-08-2008, 03:19 PM

It eats you.
I wish for fish that could fit in a dish and *insert something that ryhmes*

LuWEEGEEman · 05-09-2008, 11:22 PM

it kills you.

I wish for FINAL DESTINATION

Microphone_Kirby · 05-09-2008, 11:32 PM

Done, but there are a couple of gloves waiting for you that pound you into the ground...

I wish for... total darkness.

That Guy · 05-09-2008, 11:34 PM

NO DARKNESS

NO LIGHT

NO NOTHINGNESS

FINAL DESTINATION

I wish for Spear pillar

Microphone_Kirby · 05-09-2008, 11:39 PM

OK!!! *snaps fingers; a pillar shaped like a spear pierces through That Guy from under him...*

I wish for a cute girl to at least say "Hi" to me. Seriously.

Irby · 05-10-2008, 09:58 AM

She says BYE because he has AIDS and ends up dying.

I wish that Final Destination didn't exist.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-10-2008, 10:42 AM

Oh, great job!

Now the "Tourney Tards" (or so they're called) are now saying:
NO ITEMS
FOX ONLY
BATTLEFIELD
Way to "ruin" a cool stage. Fortunately, you get hated by the casual players who loved Battlefield and get kidnapped and burned alive.

I wish for... well... something nice.

Metal Man · 05-10-2008, 08:11 PM

You get a note. It says "something nice."

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 10:39 AM

Um...... done, I guess. Too bad you get shot in the face for making a silly wish. :\

I wish for a weapon. Something cool!

Irby · 05-11-2008, 10:41 AM

You get an uncool weapon.
I wish for peace on earth.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 10:47 AM

Done, but it's a piece of Earth. It's a mile wide, very heavy (about 30 tons???), and it lands on your head (and destroys everything around you). At least your dead; if your not, an angry mob would find you and torture you to death. Ouch.

I wish for an S-Mod or an Admin (on VGF, mind you) to kick my a**.

Smarmy Vent · 05-11-2008, 10:52 AM

They can't tell the difference and kick your face instead.

I wish I could eat Tara Strong.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 10:53 AM

You eat Tara Weak.
I wish for sexy apples.

Smarmy Vent · 05-11-2008, 10:54 AM

You get them but they sue for sexual harassment.

I wish I wasn't psychotic.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 10:57 AM

Done, but now your neurotic.

I wish for a Wii.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 11:32 AM

It eats you.
I wish for a gun.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 12:00 PM

Alright, here you go! ^_^
Hey... wait a minute... Why are you pointing that thing at me? *pop* HA! You couldn't tell? It's a lame and cheap toy gun!!!

I wish for someone to... well, dream about me. At least make me dream-worthy!

Irby · 05-11-2008, 12:22 PM

They have a nightmare about you.
I wish for a fish.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 01:03 PM

(Well, I don't think you corrupted my wish, Irby. I'll take being dreamed up in a nightmare. Hey, whatever it takes.

Anyway, enough nit-picking...)

A fish? Sure! Here's a blowfish I've prepared as a meal for you!!! ^_^
*Irby eats the blowfish; dies*
Oh, s***!!!!! I prepared it wrong!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!!!!

I wish for magic. Any sort of magic will do.

05-08-2008, 03:17 PM	#41
Señor Luigi Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I forget Gender: Posts: 259 Thanks: 12 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 2,793.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,793.29 Donate	The grocery store's all out I wish for a Pop Tart.

05-08-2008, 03:19 PM	#42
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	It eats you. I wish for fish that could fit in a dish and insert something that ryhmes

05-09-2008, 11:22 PM	#43
LuWEEGEEman Senior Member - but i'm not old... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,223 Thanks: 55 Thanked 108 Times in 83 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,180.29 Bank: 3,532.23 Total Points: 6,712.52 Donate	it kills you. I wish for FINAL DESTINATION

05-09-2008, 11:32 PM	#44
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Done, but there are a couple of gloves waiting for you that pound you into the ground... I wish for... total darkness.

05-09-2008, 11:34 PM	#45
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,193 Thanks: 257 Thanked 140 Times in 105 Posts Points: 14,774.37 Bank: 26,381.59 Total Points: 41,155.96 Donate	NO DARKNESS NO LIGHT NO NOTHINGNESS FINAL DESTINATION I wish for Spear pillar

05-09-2008, 11:39 PM	#46
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	OK!!! snaps fingers; a pillar shaped like a spear pierces through That Guy from under him... I wish for a cute girl to at least say "Hi" to me. Seriously.

05-10-2008, 09:58 AM	#47
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	She says BYE because he has AIDS and ends up dying. I wish that Final Destination didn't exist.

05-10-2008, 10:42 AM	#48
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Oh, great job! Now the "Tourney Tards" (or so they're called) are now saying: NO ITEMS FOX ONLY BATTLEFIELD Way to "ruin" a cool stage. Fortunately, you get hated by the casual players who loved Battlefield and get kidnapped and burned alive. I wish for... well... something nice.

05-10-2008, 08:11 PM	#49
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,700 Thanks: 74 Thanked 187 Times in 128 Posts Points: 7,816.06 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,816.06 Donate	You get a note. It says "something nice." I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

05-11-2008, 10:39 AM	#50
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Um...... done, I guess. Too bad you get shot in the face for making a silly wish. :\ I wish for a weapon. Something cool!

05-11-2008, 10:41 AM	#51
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	You get an uncool weapon. I wish for peace on earth.

05-11-2008, 10:47 AM	#52
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Done, but it's a piece of Earth. It's a mile wide, very heavy (about 30 tons???), and it lands on your head (and destroys everything around you). At least your dead; if your not, an angry mob would find you and torture you to death. Ouch. I wish for an S-Mod or an Admin (on VGF, mind you) to kick my a**.

05-11-2008, 10:52 AM	#53
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,611 Thanks: 721 Thanked 1,133 Times in 597 Posts Points: 182.13 Bank: 115,103.15 Total Points: 115,285.28 Donate	They can't tell the difference and kick your face instead. I wish I could eat Tara Strong.

05-11-2008, 10:53 AM	#54
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	You eat Tara Weak. I wish for sexy apples.

05-11-2008, 10:54 AM	#55
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,611 Thanks: 721 Thanked 1,133 Times in 597 Posts Points: 182.13 Bank: 115,103.15 Total Points: 115,285.28 Donate	You get them but they sue for sexual harassment. I wish I wasn't psychotic.

05-11-2008, 10:57 AM	#56
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Done, but now your neurotic. I wish for a Wii.

05-11-2008, 11:32 AM	#57
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	It eats you. I wish for a gun.

05-11-2008, 12:00 PM	#58
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	Alright, here you go! ^_^ Hey... wait a minute... Why are you pointing that thing at me? pop HA! You couldn't tell? It's a lame and cheap toy gun!!! I wish for someone to... well, dream about me. At least make me dream-worthy!

05-11-2008, 12:22 PM	#59
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,288.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,676.02 Donate	They have a nightmare about you. I wish for a fish.

05-11-2008, 01:03 PM	#60
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,942 Thanks: 256 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 97.83 Bank: 17,473.53 Total Points: 17,571.36 Donate	(Well, I don't think you corrupted my wish, Irby. I'll take being dreamed up in a nightmare. Hey, whatever it takes. Anyway, enough nit-picking...) A fish? Sure! Here's a blowfish I've prepared as a meal for you!!! ^_^ Irby eats the blowfish; dies Oh, s***!!!!! I prepared it wrong!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!!!! I wish for magic. Any sort of magic will do.