Return of Corrupt a Wish - Page 4

Irby · 05-11-2008, 01:04 PM

You don't get magic. In fact you don't get anything except... DEATH!
I wish for a new video game.

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-11-2008, 08:07 PM

You get Mega Castelian 3D. God save your soul.

I wish it was the end of the world.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:08 PM

The world has only begun.
I wish that Val would suffer a horrible painful death.

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-11-2008, 08:14 PM

(Yo, Irb, I don't think you quite understand the rules of the game. The aim isn't to take a wish and throw it back in a person's face, you're supposed to grant the wish, but in such a way that unintended consequences screw over the original wisher. Sort of like the whole monkey's hand thing. Play with words, etc.)

Val suffers through a horrible and painful death: yours.

I wish I had some cool shades to wear.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:16 PM

You get the shades but they eat your eyes.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 08:16 PM

Your wish is uncorrupted...then it is suddenly becomes corrupted! It eats you.

I wish for Earthbound to come out on the VC tomorrow.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:18 PM

It does but..... It eats you.
I wish for a it eats you.

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-11-2008, 08:21 PM

It eats you, but it immediately gets indigestion and vomits you out into a pool of it's own chunky, disgusting puke.

I wish money wasn't an issue.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:22 PM

Since it's not an issue you don't worry about it and you lose your house
I wish for a car.

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 08:23 PM

The car arrives from the heavens, and fall on you, killing you instantly.

I wish for some Orange Fanta.

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-11-2008, 08:23 PM

You get Grape Fanta that's colored orange.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:26 PM

You become awake and end up becoming so tired u die.
I wish my Mario topic wasn't moved. (Where was it moved...?)

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 08:28 PM

It stays, and the inappropriate content increases to the point that everyone gets banned.

I wish we would stop posting RIGHT before each other.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:31 PM

We do but you get so fed up that we aren't and you kill yourself.
I wish X-3 would quit posting in the same threads as me.

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 08:33 PM

Everyone stops posting in your topics, leaving you cold and alone.

I wish I didn't always procrastinate.

Irby · 05-11-2008, 08:34 PM

It eats you.
I wish I had a million dollars.

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 08:45 PM

You later get robbed.

I wish all comics on the internet would update more.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 09:49 PM

Done... but the next new comic is the last one. The end...

I wish to be in a video game!!!

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 09:53 PM

You are random baddie #5, and you get your head kicked in by Mario. Oww.

I wish Luigi got another game.

Metal Man · 05-11-2008, 09:53 PM

~~Microphone Kirby~~ Luigi is added as one of the many innocent civillians you kill in Postal 3.

I wish X-3 would post everywhere.

05-11-2008, 01:04 PM	#61
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	You don't get magic. In fact you don't get anything except... DEATH! I wish for a new video game.

05-11-2008, 08:07 PM	#62
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,494 Thanks: 907 Thanked 1,533 Times in 737 Posts Points: 33.78 Bank: 110,421.15 Total Points: 110,454.93 Donate	You get Mega Castelian 3D. God save your soul. I wish it was the end of the world.

05-11-2008, 08:08 PM	#63
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	The world has only begun. I wish that Val would suffer a horrible painful death.

05-11-2008, 08:14 PM	#64
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,494 Thanks: 907 Thanked 1,533 Times in 737 Posts Points: 33.78 Bank: 110,421.15 Total Points: 110,454.93 Donate	(Yo, Irb, I don't think you quite understand the rules of the game. The aim isn't to take a wish and throw it back in a person's face, you're supposed to grant the wish, but in such a way that unintended consequences screw over the original wisher. Sort of like the whole monkey's hand thing. Play with words, etc.) Val suffers through a horrible and painful death: yours. I wish I had some cool shades to wear.

05-11-2008, 08:16 PM	#65
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	You get the shades but they eat your eyes. I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

05-11-2008, 08:16 PM	#66
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	Your wish is uncorrupted...then it is suddenly becomes corrupted! It eats you. I wish for Earthbound to come out on the VC tomorrow.

05-11-2008, 08:18 PM	#67
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	It does but..... It eats you. I wish for a it eats you.

05-11-2008, 08:21 PM	#68
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,494 Thanks: 907 Thanked 1,533 Times in 737 Posts Points: 33.78 Bank: 110,421.15 Total Points: 110,454.93 Donate	It eats you, but it immediately gets indigestion and vomits you out into a pool of it's own chunky, disgusting puke. I wish money wasn't an issue.

05-11-2008, 08:22 PM	#69
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	Since it's not an issue you don't worry about it and you lose your house I wish for a car.

05-11-2008, 08:23 PM	#70
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	The car arrives from the heavens, and fall on you, killing you instantly. I wish for some Orange Fanta.

05-11-2008, 08:26 PM	#72
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	You become awake and end up becoming so tired u die. I wish my Mario topic wasn't moved. (Where was it moved...?)

05-11-2008, 08:28 PM	#73
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	It stays, and the inappropriate content increases to the point that everyone gets banned. I wish we would stop posting RIGHT before each other.

05-11-2008, 08:31 PM	#74
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	We do but you get so fed up that we aren't and you kill yourself. I wish X-3 would quit posting in the same threads as me.

05-11-2008, 08:33 PM	#75
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	Everyone stops posting in your topics, leaving you cold and alone. I wish I didn't always procrastinate.

05-11-2008, 08:34 PM	#76
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irby's baaaaaaarn Gender: Posts: 7,843 Thanks: 379 Thanked 160 Times in 134 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 39,729.20 Bank: 27,308.68 Total Points: 67,037.87 Donate	It eats you. I wish I had a million dollars.

05-11-2008, 08:45 PM	#77
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	You later get robbed. I wish all comics on the internet would update more.

05-11-2008, 09:49 PM	#78
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,405 Thanks: 305 Thanked 163 Times in 135 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,357.31 Bank: 42,486.83 Total Points: 43,844.14 Donate	Done... but the next new comic is the last one. The end... I wish to be in a video game!!!

05-11-2008, 09:53 PM	#79
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,756.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,756.30 Donate	You are random baddie #5, and you get your head kicked in by Mario. Oww. I wish Luigi got another game.

05-11-2008, 09:53 PM	#80
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,925 Thanks: 76 Thanked 226 Times in 157 Posts Points: 14,731.75 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,731.75 Donate	~~Microphone Kirby~~ Luigi is added as one of the many innocent civillians you kill in Postal 3. I wish X-3 would post everywhere.