Return of Corrupt a Wish - Page 5

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 09:56 PM

I begin to post everywhere. Soon, the internet is filled with me. Then, the newspaper. Then...then...the world ends.

I wish it weren't time to go to bed for me yet. D:

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 09:59 PM

Granted... but when are you going to sleep? You stay up as long as you possibly can... but die within 20 hours. Don't ask why. It's not pretty. :\

I wish I could sleep...

X-3 · 05-11-2008, 10:00 PM

You fall asleep...and when you wake up, you are about to be eaten.

I wish I could produce the funniest joke ever created.

Rayman FREAK · 05-11-2008, 10:01 PM

You do so, but nobody thinks it's funny when you tell it.

I wish I was done with finals.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-11-2008, 10:06 PM

Whew... you're finally finished with those finals... what?????
F!?!?!?

I wish for a clear sky to watch the moon every day.

Rayman FREAK · 05-11-2008, 10:17 PM

We'll just get rid of those clouds then. Now drought and famine plague the earth for all eternity.

I wish someone would give me a delicious, nutritious sandwich.

Metal Man · 05-11-2008, 10:55 PM

That someone... is radioactive.

I wish for somebody to horribly twist this wish into something bad.

Valigarmander · 05-11-2008, 11:55 PM

Bizarro Val attempts that and twists it into something good.

I wish I had my own clone.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-12-2008, 12:00 AM

... Really? Well, it's done... but I'm afraid that he has done something a little foolish.
He... "hurt" an innocent lady, and now the crime is pinned on you... AGAIN! Déjà vu, anyone?

I wish to be tried for murder. (

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Señor Luigi · 05-12-2008, 10:02 AM

You end up being tried for aggrevated assult.

I wish Santa Claus for President!

Microphone_Kirby · 05-12-2008, 10:19 AM

Done... what the hell????
Claus has now turned the U.S.A into his own workshop, and now everyone has become his "elves" (read: slave workers)!!! You are now a "special elf"; you have to do... really painful and exhausting favors for Santa for the rest of your life...

I wish I wasn't depressed all the time...

Irby · 05-12-2008, 02:48 PM

Done but you get so happy you die.
I wish all wishes in this topic to be granted.

MUSHMAN · 05-12-2008, 03:05 PM

I don't really need to do anything about that one.
I wish I had ice cream.

Irby · 05-12-2008, 03:10 PM

You get nothing since you didn't corrupt my wish.
I wish for chocolate.

LuWEEGEEman · 05-12-2008, 07:12 PM

the chocolate is 22 years old.

I wish for nothing.

Irby · 05-12-2008, 08:15 PM

You get something.
I wish for something.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-12-2008, 08:41 PM

-_-
It's done; you have acquired the title: Super-villain. Unfortunately, you have attracted the attention of Batman, Superman, The Green Lantern, and... well a lot more super-heroes. Unfortunately, the title is all you have; no super-powers... this is gonna hurt for you.

I wish for a brand new CD.

Metal Man · 05-12-2008, 09:09 PM

You get a brand new Laserdisk. Did I mention it's blank?

I wish for Irby to corrupt wishes better.

I am nobody · 05-13-2008, 07:12 AM

Irby corrupts your wish and you die.

I wish for more wishes.

Microphone_Kirby · 05-13-2008, 09:44 AM

Sure, why not? Too bad your wish was on a shooting star, and now more "shooting stars" fall from the sky and squish you.

I wish for some... beer. (Damn, I'm running out of wishes!!!!)

05-12-2008, 12:00 AM	#89
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	... Really? Well, it's done... but I'm afraid that he has done something a little foolish. He... "hurt" an innocent lady, and now the crime is pinned on you... AGAIN! Déjà vu, anyone? I wish to be tried for murder. ()

05-11-2008, 09:56 PM	#81
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,228 Thanks: 279 Thanked 307 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,635.18 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,635.18 Donate	I begin to post everywhere. Soon, the internet is filled with me. Then, the newspaper. Then...then...the world ends. I wish it weren't time to go to bed for me yet. D:

05-11-2008, 09:59 PM	#82
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	Granted... but when are you going to sleep? You stay up as long as you possibly can... but die within 20 hours. Don't ask why. It's not pretty. :\ I wish I could sleep...

05-11-2008, 10:00 PM	#83
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,228 Thanks: 279 Thanked 307 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,635.18 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,635.18 Donate	You fall asleep...and when you wake up, you are about to be eaten. I wish I could produce the funniest joke ever created.

05-11-2008, 10:01 PM	#84
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 65 Thanked 60 Times in 29 Posts Points: 5,804.72 Bank: 1,084.49 Total Points: 6,889.21 Donate	You do so, but nobody thinks it's funny when you tell it. I wish I was done with finals.

05-11-2008, 10:06 PM	#85
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	Whew... you're finally finished with those finals... what????? F!?!?!? I wish for a clear sky to watch the moon every day.

05-11-2008, 10:17 PM	#86
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 65 Thanked 60 Times in 29 Posts Points: 5,804.72 Bank: 1,084.49 Total Points: 6,889.21 Donate	We'll just get rid of those clouds then. Now drought and famine plague the earth for all eternity. I wish someone would give me a delicious, nutritious sandwich.

05-11-2008, 10:55 PM	#87
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,737 Thanks: 74 Thanked 197 Times in 135 Posts Points: 9,403.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,403.78 Donate	That someone... is radioactive. I wish for somebody to horribly twist this wish into something bad.

05-11-2008, 11:55 PM	#88
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,870 Thanks: 764 Thanked 1,272 Times in 638 Posts Points: 35.26 Bank: 114,539.15 Total Points: 114,574.41 Donate	Bizarro Val attempts that and twists it into something good. I wish I had my own clone.

05-12-2008, 10:02 AM	#90
Señor Luigi Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I forget Gender: Posts: 312 Thanks: 14 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts Points: 3,565.10 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,565.10 Donate	You end up being tried for aggrevated assult. I wish Santa Claus for President!

05-12-2008, 10:19 AM	#91
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	Done... what the hell???? Claus has now turned the U.S.A into his own workshop, and now everyone has become his "elves" (read: slave workers)!!! You are now a "special elf"; you have to do... really painful and exhausting favors for Santa for the rest of your life... I wish I wasn't depressed all the time...

05-12-2008, 02:48 PM	#92
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,783 Thanks: 335 Thanked 114 Times in 98 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 41,256.27 Bank: 15,377.85 Total Points: 56,634.12 Donate	Done but you get so happy you die. I wish all wishes in this topic to be granted.

05-12-2008, 03:05 PM	#93
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wreckin' Gender: Posts: 3,615 Thanks: 143 Thanked 149 Times in 122 Posts Points: 4,705.30 Bank: 17,423.04 Total Points: 22,128.34 Donate	I don't really need to do anything about that one. I wish I had ice cream.

05-12-2008, 03:10 PM	#94
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,783 Thanks: 335 Thanked 114 Times in 98 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 41,256.27 Bank: 15,377.85 Total Points: 56,634.12 Donate	You get nothing since you didn't corrupt my wish. I wish for chocolate.

05-12-2008, 07:12 PM	#95
LuWEEGEEman Frankly, not as awesome as Val. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: VGF. All the time. Gender: Posts: 3,880 Thanks: 89 Thanked 180 Times in 148 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 12,116.45 Bank: 4,057.43 Total Points: 16,173.88 Donate	the chocolate is 22 years old. I wish for nothing.

05-12-2008, 08:15 PM	#96
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,783 Thanks: 335 Thanked 114 Times in 98 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 41,256.27 Bank: 15,377.85 Total Points: 56,634.12 Donate	You get something. I wish for something.

05-12-2008, 08:41 PM	#97
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	-_- It's done; you have acquired the title: Super-villain. Unfortunately, you have attracted the attention of Batman, Superman, The Green Lantern, and... well a lot more super-heroes. Unfortunately, the title is all you have; no super-powers... this is gonna hurt for you. I wish for a brand new CD.

05-12-2008, 09:09 PM	#98
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,737 Thanks: 74 Thanked 197 Times in 135 Posts Points: 9,403.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,403.78 Donate	You get a brand new Laserdisk. Did I mention it's blank? I wish for Irby to corrupt wishes better.

05-13-2008, 07:12 AM	#99
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,074 Thanks: 108 Thanked 99 Times in 66 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,835.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,835.13 Donate	Irby corrupts your wish and you die. I wish for more wishes.

05-13-2008, 09:44 AM	#100
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,082 Thanks: 274 Thanked 91 Times in 77 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 7.00 Bank: 22,766.08 Total Points: 22,773.08 Donate	Sure, why not? Too bad your wish was on a shooting star, and now more "shooting stars" fall from the sky and squish you. I wish for some... beer. (Damn, I'm running out of wishes!!!!)