Return of Corrupt a Wish - Page 6 - VGF

Irby · 05-13-2008, 02:50 PM

You get beer but it's poisoned and you drink it and die.
I wish for uh drugs.

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 05:28 PM

HEAD-ON releases a new product called uh drugs. It has no benefit and causes brain damage.

I wish for a box.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 05:33 PM

The box has a hole in it and therefore of no use.

All I wish for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 05:44 PM

You try to use the star to steer, but you and your ship are burned into nothingness before you can get anywhere near it.

I wish for a crate.

N Kong · 05-15-2008, 05:51 PM

You get the crate, but it is microscopic.

I wish for a baboon.

Vapor · 05-15-2008, 05:56 PM

You get a zombie baboon that just walks around groaning in circles all day.

I wish for a roll of EXTREMELY POWERFUL TAPE
FOR THOSE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF TAPE
WHICH INCLUDES ME

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 05:57 PM

You get stuck in it and have to have an arm removed to free yourself.

I wish for a boat.

Vapor · 05-15-2008, 06:00 PM

It is a robotic boat designed for suicide bombing, and it rams into a lighthouse and kills itself, the lighthouse and you.

I wish for the third United States dollar bill ever printed.

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 06:02 PM

You get a bill for $100.

I wish for a wrecked car.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 06:04 PM

When you get it you accidentally drop it down to toilet and flush it.

I wish for pie

N Kong · 05-15-2008, 06:11 PM

The pie is as hard as steel.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 06:17 PM

You get it but the only place you can go is the core of the sun.

I wish for a magic lamp

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 06:21 PM

You get a magic lamp, but the genie has sworn to kill whoever releases him.

I wish for a penny.

N Kong · 05-15-2008, 06:22 PM

The genie refuses to grant your wishes.

I wish was an alien.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 06:28 PM

You become an alien but now you can't breath oxygen so you suffocate.

I wish for a gold bar

I am nobody · 05-15-2008, 06:28 PM

You get a candy bar painted gold.

I wish for a square.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 06:31 PM

You get a square but the corners fall off.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I posted on VGF

Irby · 05-15-2008, 07:18 PM

You post a million times and get a million dollars but the worst possible idea pops into your head. Giving it away to charity.

I wish that googy would go away and die.

MUSHMAN · 05-15-2008, 07:27 PM

Googy does but comes back as a zombie.

I wish I had brain

Irby · 05-15-2008, 07:29 PM

It eats you.
I wish for a it eats you.

05-15-2008, 06:04 PM	#110
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	When you get it you accidentally drop it down to toilet and flush it. I wish for pie Last edited by MUSHMAN; 05-15-2008 at 06:13 PM.

05-15-2008, 06:22 PM	#114
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 985 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 889.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 889.73 Donate	The genie refuses to grant your wishes. I wish was an alien. Last edited by N Kong; 05-15-2008 at 06:28 PM.

05-13-2008, 02:50 PM	#101
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,386.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,774.02 Donate	You get beer but it's poisoned and you drink it and die. I wish for uh drugs.

05-15-2008, 05:28 PM	#102
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	HEAD-ON releases a new product called uh drugs. It has no benefit and causes brain damage. I wish for a box.

05-15-2008, 05:33 PM	#103
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	The box has a hole in it and therefore of no use. All I wish for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

05-15-2008, 05:44 PM	#104
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	You try to use the star to steer, but you and your ship are burned into nothingness before you can get anywhere near it. I wish for a crate.

05-15-2008, 05:51 PM	#105
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 985 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 889.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 889.73 Donate	You get the crate, but it is microscopic. I wish for a baboon.

05-15-2008, 05:56 PM	#106
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,917 Thanks: 77 Thanked 59 Times in 52 Posts Points: 4,693.43 Bank: 25,371.85 Total Points: 30,065.28 Donate	You get a zombie baboon that just walks around groaning in circles all day. I wish for a roll of EXTREMELY POWERFUL TAPE FOR THOSE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF TAPE WHICH INCLUDES ME

05-15-2008, 05:57 PM	#107
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	You get stuck in it and have to have an arm removed to free yourself. I wish for a boat.

05-15-2008, 06:00 PM	#108
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,917 Thanks: 77 Thanked 59 Times in 52 Posts Points: 4,693.43 Bank: 25,371.85 Total Points: 30,065.28 Donate	It is a robotic boat designed for suicide bombing, and it rams into a lighthouse and kills itself, the lighthouse and you. I wish for the third United States dollar bill ever printed.

05-15-2008, 06:02 PM	#109
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	You get a bill for $100. I wish for a wrecked car.

05-15-2008, 06:11 PM	#111
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 985 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 889.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 889.73 Donate	The pie is as hard as steel. I wish I had the power of teleportation.

05-15-2008, 06:17 PM	#112
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	You get it but the only place you can go is the core of the sun. I wish for a magic lamp

05-15-2008, 06:21 PM	#113
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	You get a magic lamp, but the genie has sworn to kill whoever releases him. I wish for a penny.

05-15-2008, 06:28 PM	#115
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	You become an alien but now you can't breath oxygen so you suffocate. I wish for a gold bar

05-15-2008, 06:28 PM	#116
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,353.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,353.72 Donate	You get a candy bar painted gold. I wish for a square.

05-15-2008, 06:31 PM	#117
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	You get a square but the corners fall off. I wish I had a dollar for every time I posted on VGF

05-15-2008, 07:18 PM	#118
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,386.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,774.02 Donate	You post a million times and get a million dollars but the worst possible idea pops into your head. Giving it away to charity. I wish that googy would go away and die.

05-15-2008, 07:27 PM	#119
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,388.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,756.01 Donate	Googy does but comes back as a zombie. I wish I had brain

05-15-2008, 07:29 PM	#120
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 306 Thanked 93 Times in 78 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 37,386.68 Bank: 13,387.34 Total Points: 50,774.02 Donate	It eats you. I wish for a it eats you.