I lost my virginity one year ago!

**Valigarmander** · 05-17-2007, 06:14 PM

...Or rather, my mouth did.

WHOOT! Three cheers for being a bonafide maker-outer for a whole year! *makes out with UN*

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 06:25 PM

Really? Nice feeling, isn't it? Until you get struck with leprosy and are forced to work in a salt mine and.....wait, wrong forum.

**Marchie** · 05-17-2007, 07:00 PM

I'm a kissing virgin, whoo!

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 07:06 PM

Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

***Ace Mercury*** · 05-17-2007, 07:38 PM

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

**Galefore** · 05-17-2007, 07:39 PM

Well, since the female gender has absolutely no interest in my pitiful existance, I suppose I'll retain every bit of virginity in every part of my body until somebody realizes I exist.

Until then, I will continue in boredom.

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 07:43 PM

Stay away from females. You WILL get your very SOUL eaten if you get too close. Within 20 feet is close enough, though I can't guarantee your safety.

Perrin Aybara · 05-17-2007, 08:11 PM

Yes, they do enjoy souls.-jay

Godot · 05-17-2007, 08:21 PM

(Oops. Read it wrong.)

I never ranted and raved when I kissed someone. :P

ZeldaGirl · 05-17-2007, 08:41 PM

This topic makes me go *HEADDESK*

**Valigarmander** · 05-17-2007, 08:43 PM

You're all just jealous because one year ago, I KISSED A MOTHER****ING GIRL BEHIND THE CAFETERIA WHILE WE WERE SKIPPING CLASS TOGETHER!!!

Eagle Eye · 05-17-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kil'jaeden

Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

I would hate you forever

**Valigarmander** · 05-17-2007, 09:35 PM

^ Your new username FTW.

**Galefore** · 05-17-2007, 09:39 PM

^^Wait, if he DOES mash us into one entity, wouldn't that make you hate yourself forever?

Swordmaster Link · 05-17-2007, 09:40 PM

**Galefore** · 05-17-2007, 09:44 PM

^Incredible insight.

Sim Kid · 05-17-2007, 10:04 PM

Warning...Bad insult coming up...

You lost your virginity? Really...What was his name?

Swordmaster Link · 05-17-2007, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galefore Amnasan

^Incredible insight.

Clearly the art of wittingly using ellipses has been lost on our youth.

**Deku Trii** · 05-17-2007, 11:03 PM

Your mouth lost it's virginity? You might never want to phrase it that way again.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-17-2007, 11:06 PM

^I was waiting for that.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

05-17-2007, 06:14 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I lost my virginity one year ago! ...Or rather, my mouth did. WHOOT! Three cheers for being a bonafide maker-outer for a whole year! makes out with UN

05-17-2007, 06:25 PM	#2
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Really? Nice feeling, isn't it? Until you get struck with leprosy and are forced to work in a salt mine and.....wait, wrong forum.

05-17-2007, 07:00 PM	#3
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	I'm a kissing virgin, whoo!

05-17-2007, 07:06 PM	#4
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

05-17-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Well, it's always in the last place you look.

05-17-2007, 07:39 PM	#6
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Well, since the female gender has absolutely no interest in my pitiful existance, I suppose I'll retain every bit of virginity in every part of my body until somebody realizes I exist. Until then, I will continue in boredom.

05-17-2007, 07:43 PM	#7
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Stay away from females. You WILL get your very SOUL eaten if you get too close. Within 20 feet is close enough, though I can't guarantee your safety.

05-17-2007, 08:11 PM	#8
Perrin Aybara Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 12,760 Thanks: 194 Thanked 504 Times in 235 Posts	Yes, they do enjoy souls.-jay

05-17-2007, 08:21 PM	#9
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	(Oops. Read it wrong.) I never ranted and raved when I kissed someone. :P

05-17-2007, 08:41 PM	#10
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	This topic makes me go HEADDESK

05-17-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	You're all just jealous because one year ago, I KISSED A MOTHER**ING GIRL BEHIND THE CAFETERIA WHILE WE WERE SKIPPING CLASS TOGETHER!!!

05-17-2007, 09:35 PM	#13
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	^ Your new username FTW.

05-17-2007, 09:39 PM	#14
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^^Wait, if he DOES mash us into one entity, wouldn't that make you hate yourself forever?

05-17-2007, 09:40 PM	#15
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	...

05-17-2007, 09:44 PM	#16
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^Incredible insight.

05-17-2007, 10:04 PM	#17
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Warning...Bad insult coming up... You lost your virginity? Really...What was his name?

05-17-2007, 11:03 PM	#19
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Your mouth lost it's virginity? You might never want to phrase it that way again.

05-17-2007, 11:06 PM	#20
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^I was waiting for that. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"