So yeah, this is interesting

Eagle Eye · 09-07-2007, 12:39 AM

So, yeah, where to start.

Two days ago, while we were sittin in our dorm, two of my roomates friends came by. When we opened the door, one of them was reading a sticky-note that read:
"Dear Ryan, Handle with care"
Underneath was a condom.

We laughed about it a bit, and I told a few friends, and it was blown off a bit.

The next day (Wed), we find something else slid under the door. This time it's lubricant, and a note that reads
"a little something extra... can you handle it?"
So by this point, I'm flattered you nkow, I gotta secret admirer and all that and you know, I'm happy.

I had a feeling something else was coming, and that it'd be the third thing in a care package that was given out on Monday (safe sex package). Figured it would be some new note with a flavored condom (third item). After BB was over, I was sitting in the room when I saw an envelope halfway under the door.

This time, it was the kinkiest, craziest **** I've seen in a while.

On the envelope were the words "I wanna taste you", "Sexy", and other sh*t. I open it up, and it's a poem, with verses from "Bed" and "Put you Down" mixed in it. It got freaky cause it talked aobut some "seein you walkin around" and all that jizz.

So yeah, I'm flattered, but a bit freaked out, someone I don't know is followin my ass around, sending notes and **** to my room man. It's a bit weird, I'll keep y'all updated on what's going on.

Spoiler Below

Obviously she wants to f*** me

So yeah, that's my week, how was yours?

ZeldaGirl · 09-07-2007, 01:10 AM

My roommate, while extremely drunk, vomited on me. It's the most affection I think she's ever shown.

Kil'jaeden · 09-07-2007, 05:46 AM

^^I'd be just plain creeped out.

You know, it could be someone you know doing it.

Demonicus Prime · 09-07-2007, 06:28 AM

Start doing the same thing for her. Scare the Hell out of her. ^^

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-07-2007, 06:48 AM

Stalker. Make sure you tell your family all the details, in case you go missing or something. I don't want to hear in a couple months about how you showed up in little bits and pieces in an envelope.

Eagle Eye · 09-07-2007, 12:16 PM

I've talked to my RA about it, and she's notified everyone to pretty much keep a lookout for anything weird going on in that sense. The whole 6th floor is on lookout pretty much, it has to be someone in the building, seeing as you can't get in without showing your keycard. I'll be gone this weekend, my suitemates are going to keep a lookout for any other notes, and we've also talked about putting a camera in front of the door.

I've questioned a lot of people about it, and talked to most of my freinds about it, and telling by general reaction to the notes (reading them, etc), I can tell it's not them. It's more than likely someoneo I've had a casual conversation with, or helped out that probably stays on my floor. Who knows.

Flattering, but creepy.

Joker · 09-07-2007, 12:57 PM

^ As long as its not a guy sending you all that stuff....I say find her out and give her a taste !!

Bomby · 09-07-2007, 06:21 PM

My week? Umm... let's see, my best friend at school so far is my roommate's girlfriend. Weird or no? And um... there was that cute Mexican girl who I could've dated but I think she's dating that tall guy now but it's cool because I'm emotionally incapable of having feelings for anyone right now anyways... Girls like my hair and the way I dress.

Holy ****, I'm becoming a Yuddy...

Auron · 09-07-2007, 07:12 PM

Well, at my college, the guys outnumber the girls by about 7 : 1. I highly doubt any girls even know I exist right now. In my estimate, that gives me about a 2% chance of scoring a date with anyone for the next four years.

Kil'jaeden · 09-07-2007, 11:23 PM

Them's good odds.

Auron · 09-08-2007, 12:12 AM

And to add to that, my college is here:

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-08-2007, 11:05 AM

How is that the middle of nowhere? You're right between a nationally known state park, two of the few upstate New York cities people have actually heard of, and Niagra-stinkin'-Falls.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Auron · 09-08-2007, 12:58 PM

It's in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing around here but trees and mountains. I'm from the Buffalo area, so to be in a place where the only store within 30 miles of this place that sells anything that you plug in is a Wal-mart, I consider that nowhere. Do you know how many people I've talked to that actually heard of Alfred before I got here? Zero. With the exception of my college, this entire place is practically devoid of life. Why else do you think I've been poking around here so often as of late?

Brandon2390 · 09-08-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auron

It's in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing around here but trees and mountains. I'm from the Buffalo area, so to be in a place where the only store within 30 miles of this place that sells anything that you plug in is a Wal-mart, I consider that nowhere. Do you know how many people I've talked to that actually heard of Alfred before I got here? Zero. With the exception of my college, this entire place is practically devoid of life. Why else do you think I've been poking around here so often as of late?

So..why would you voluntarily go to a college where there's no girls and is in the middle of nowhere?

Anyway, my week's been a little weird. Went back to school for most of the week barring Labor Day, and I kind of like my classes so far, but I hate the fact that everybody gets to leave early except for me. I had a few of those awkward moments in school where you say something really stupid or out of place and some people just look at you. This time, it was with people I didn't know, so it kind of made me feel like an *******.

As far as my Love Life, it's near non-existant, though there's a couple girls I have on my radar. One of them has thought I was hot for a long time but we never did anything about it, and now she sits at my lunch table so I talk to her often. The other one I just think she's good looking and we've done a little bit of flirting in the past but not much right now. I can sense something's gonna happen between me and the first girl though, so we'll see...

Auron · 09-09-2007, 05:45 PM

^The reason I went here is because 1) it had the program I was looking for, 2) I received a scholarship here that was impossible to refuse, and 3) I had no ****ing clue that there was a piss poor feminine population here.

Eagle Eye · 09-09-2007, 06:15 PM

UAB: 60-40 in favor of the womens

Dylan · 09-10-2007, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auron

And to add to that, my college is here:

No no no, THIS is the middle of nowhere.

-Dylan

EDIT: I just noticed there's a town called "Gays". Teehee.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-10-2007, 09:35 AM

^The minimap betrays you; I know where Decatur is. And Terre Haute.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Princess Zelda of Hyrule · 09-10-2007, 11:18 AM

And I thought I was a stalker.

Tomahawkmansp · 09-10-2007, 01:58 PM

try living near springfield,people get shot almost daily there.

09-07-2007, 12:39 AM	#1
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	So yeah, this is interesting So, yeah, where to start. Two days ago, while we were sittin in our dorm, two of my roomates friends came by. When we opened the door, one of them was reading a sticky-note that read: "Dear Ryan, Handle with care" Underneath was a condom. We laughed about it a bit, and I told a few friends, and it was blown off a bit. The next day (Wed), we find something else slid under the door. This time it's lubricant, and a note that reads "a little something extra... can you handle it?" So by this point, I'm flattered you nkow, I gotta secret admirer and all that and you know, I'm happy. I had a feeling something else was coming, and that it'd be the third thing in a care package that was given out on Monday (safe sex package). Figured it would be some new note with a flavored condom (third item). After BB was over, I was sitting in the room when I saw an envelope halfway under the door. This time, it was the kinkiest, craziest **** I've seen in a while. On the envelope were the words "I wanna taste you", "Sexy", and other sht. I open it up, and it's a poem, with verses from "Bed" and "Put you Down" mixed in it. It got freaky cause it talked aobut some "seein you walkin around" and all that jizz. So yeah, I'm flattered, but a bit freaked out, someone I don't know is followin my ass around, sending notes and * to my room man. It's a bit weird, I'll keep y'all updated on what's going on. Spoiler Below Obviously she wants to f* me So yeah, that's my week, how was yours?

09-07-2007, 01:10 AM	#2
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	My roommate, while extremely drunk, vomited on me. It's the most affection I think she's ever shown.

09-07-2007, 05:46 AM	#3
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	^^I'd be just plain creeped out. You know, it could be someone you know doing it.

09-07-2007, 06:28 AM	#4
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 3,108 Thanks: 648 Thanked 129 Times in 87 Posts	Start doing the same thing for her. Scare the Hell out of her. ^^

09-07-2007, 06:48 AM	#5
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Stalker. Make sure you tell your family all the details, in case you go missing or something. I don't want to hear in a couple months about how you showed up in little bits and pieces in an envelope.

09-07-2007, 12:16 PM	#6
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	I've talked to my RA about it, and she's notified everyone to pretty much keep a lookout for anything weird going on in that sense. The whole 6th floor is on lookout pretty much, it has to be someone in the building, seeing as you can't get in without showing your keycard. I'll be gone this weekend, my suitemates are going to keep a lookout for any other notes, and we've also talked about putting a camera in front of the door. I've questioned a lot of people about it, and talked to most of my freinds about it, and telling by general reaction to the notes (reading them, etc), I can tell it's not them. It's more than likely someoneo I've had a casual conversation with, or helped out that probably stays on my floor. Who knows. Flattering, but creepy.

09-07-2007, 12:57 PM	#7
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 11,117 Thanks: 3,273 Thanked 580 Times in 364 Posts Blog Entries: 6	^ As long as its not a guy sending you all that stuff....I say find her out and give her a taste !!

09-07-2007, 06:21 PM	#8
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	My week? Umm... let's see, my best friend at school so far is my roommate's girlfriend. Weird or no? And um... there was that cute Mexican girl who I could've dated but I think she's dating that tall guy now but it's cool because I'm emotionally incapable of having feelings for anyone right now anyways... Girls like my hair and the way I dress. Holy ****, I'm becoming a Yuddy...

09-07-2007, 07:12 PM	#9
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	Well, at my college, the guys outnumber the girls by about 7 : 1. I highly doubt any girls even know I exist right now. In my estimate, that gives me about a 2% chance of scoring a date with anyone for the next four years.

09-07-2007, 11:23 PM	#10
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Them's good odds.

09-08-2007, 12:12 AM	#11
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	And to add to that, my college is here:

09-08-2007, 11:05 AM	#12
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	How is that the middle of nowhere? You're right between a nationally known state park, two of the few upstate New York cities people have actually heard of, and Niagra-stinkin'-Falls. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-08-2007, 12:58 PM	#13
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	It's in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing around here but trees and mountains. I'm from the Buffalo area, so to be in a place where the only store within 30 miles of this place that sells anything that you plug in is a Wal-mart, I consider that nowhere. Do you know how many people I've talked to that actually heard of Alfred before I got here? Zero. With the exception of my college, this entire place is practically devoid of life. Why else do you think I've been poking around here so often as of late?

09-09-2007, 05:45 PM	#15
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	^The reason I went here is because 1) it had the program I was looking for, 2) I received a scholarship here that was impossible to refuse, and 3) I had no ****ing clue that there was a piss poor feminine population here.

09-09-2007, 06:15 PM	#16
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	UAB: 60-40 in favor of the womens

09-10-2007, 09:35 AM	#18
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^The minimap betrays you; I know where Decatur is. And Terre Haute. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-10-2007, 11:18 AM	#19
Princess Zelda of Hyrule Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hyrule Castle Gender: Posts: 6,128 Thanks: 35 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts	And I thought I was a stalker.

09-10-2007, 01:58 PM	#20
Tomahawkmansp Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Training in the undernet with dingo Gender: Posts: 179 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	try living near springfield,people get shot almost daily there.