Tips on attracting the ladies.

[Jesus]

1. Get a nice haircut and keep the hair short.
2. Get some nice clothes from Pac Sun or Hollister. You'll look great.


You will notice that your appearance is a lot better and it'll just so happen that the ladies will notice that. I know this seems shallow but it can boost your self-esteem if you take time into how you look. It doesn't hurt to exercise and eat healthy too.


From there on out you need to know how to talk to them. Talk about things you have in common and invite them out to a movie or something. TAKE IT SLOW and make sure you spend time with them before you ask them to be your girlfriend. Never out of the blue say "I love you" when you guys have only been seeing eachother at school or something.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Well, the image thing only goes so far. AI has spikey blue hair and was wearing an old military trenchcoat, shiny silver shirt and huge denim (slightly tattered) pants the first time I met him. I thought he was hot. It's usually got less to do with what you're wearing, and more about how confident you are as a person. If wearing slick clothes makes you feel confident, it will show.

And on top of that, not all women will be attracted to a very "well-dressed" type. You're better off being true to yourself, and when you find a lady who's into the same style, you'll both be happier for it.

[Jesus]

I guess so. You don't want to portray yourself as a dirty slob with greasy hair though. It never hurts to clean up a little.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Being slovenly is different to dressing in an unconventional manner. If you've got a lifestyle/fashion sense that's more "rough", you hardly want to be dating a girl that was attracted to you because you were wearing a suit. You're likely to be incompatible in the first place. XD

[Swordmaster Link]

Originally Posted by wariovswario

2. Get some nice clothes from Pac Sun or Hollister. You'll look great.

Definitely not. Hollister and anything related to it = not my style

[User Name]

I even disagree with #1. Some lay-days prefer the longer hair. Granted, well-kept hair is better, but that doesn't mean you have to keep it short. If you prefer having long hair, then you should keep it! Usually if you prefer a hair style, it becomes part of who you are and it's a bad place to be if your significant other doesn't like who you are.

I'd say keep your hair clean and healthy. Length doesn't matter so long as it's you and it's nice.

[Swordmaster Link]

That...doesn't apply too much to my kind of hair. After while (i.e. all summer) it just has to be cut because it becomes too much to control. But yeah, I see what you're sayin.

[Cosmonautical]

tips 4 gettin wyminz:

1. look good
2. spend money
3. be awesome
4. james bond

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Lies! Filth and lies!

Not all versions of James Bond are sextacular. You need the right ones. *pout*

[Brandon2390]

Getting clothes from Hollister is probably the worst thing you could do unless it's absolutely your style. Everybody wears Hollister, and it really shows you have no originality. Personally, Hollister isn't my style and I've never worn anything from them.

Like Saria said, girls basically know if they want you from the minute they see you, and that basically has somewhat to do with what you're wearing, but it depends on the female.

[Robotazy]

1. Wash Face.

2. Button Shirt.

3. Be Tazy Jeans

4. Be all kinds of witty.

5. Win an internet war OSHI-

[Marchie]

Personally, I'm not for the overrated clothing either, I can buy stuff that looks just as good at K-Mart for $10, haha

[Booyakasha]

1. Be yourself. No, wait, be someone better than yourself. You know, someone smart, funny, cool, good-looking, and rich.
2. Remember to wear pants.
3. Wear something shiny. Like any other low-order creature (e.g. magpies, monkeys, barracudas), women are fascinated by sparkly objects.
4. Compliment her boobies, even if they're small, gross, or weird.
5. Ask her to dance. If she declines, command her to dance. If she still declines, get out your six-guns and shoot the ground at her feet while laughing menacingly.
6. Offer to hold her purse if she needs to use the facilities. If she accepts, wait until she's gone, then root through it for spare change or souvenirs.

7. Come up with a good line of crap--'Seeing you here tonight has done something to me, my dear. I left my palatial mansion tonight planning to throw myself wantonly into vice and sin, despondent over my failure to save all the puppies and kitties from that horrible pet-shop fire. But now I have found you--I have seen your shining and your grace, and I find that I am young again, in spite of my years. In your eyes I see the mysteries of life and death intertwined, like the very strands that bind our cosmos together. There is silver in thy smile, and gold in thy laughter. Now, in the immortal words of that great philosopher-poet Dylan Thomas, 'can I buy you a drink?'
8. When her drink arrives, slip this in it.

[Panfan]

No. I don't care if it would get me 50 girls. I'm not wearing ****ing "HEY GUYS LET'S ALL PAY $30 FOR A T-SHIRT SO WE CAN ALL ACT COOL" Hollister. Almost everybody I know that wears Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie, etc. is a tool. A certain person I've ranted about before is like that, and he'll go "YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT THIS SHIRT WAS $45 AND TAX" just for spilling something like water on it. Or touching it. The tools do not like you even bumping into them when wearing Hollister shirts.

[Marchie]

Only one more year Panfan

[Bomby]

She loves my big post count.

[Joker]

1. Take one 100 dollar bill and rub it around your neck like you would cologne.

2. Take one pair of balled up tube socks and insert in the croch region between pants and underwear.

3. Practice making your pimp hand strong by swinging it against street signs and seeing how long the sign vibrates after each smack.

4. Practice saying the line "Bitch, I thought I told you to shut up and just be looking all fine" make sure to curve one side of your lip and give a little disgusted look when you say it.

5. Take the 100 dollar bill you rubbed on yourself and have it turned in to 100 one dollar bills.

6. Roll said money in to a stack and wrap with a rubberband.

7. Find the nearest Strip Club and walk in with your pimp hand at the ready

8. Allow the intended targets to get a nice whiff of your cologne and then prepare to be mounted.

9. As the dance ritual commences be sure to make it rain on them ho's while occasionally letting them feel how strong your pimp hand has become. (always remember that one good smack deserves another)

10. Enjoy the ride to manhood

[Marchie]

^^o yeah bby ;D

[Dylan]

Originally Posted by User Name

I even disagree with #1. Some lay-days prefer the longer hair. Granted, well-kept hair is better, but that doesn't mean you have to keep it short. If you prefer having long hair, then you should keep it! Usually if you prefer a hair style, it becomes part of who you are and it's a bad place to be if your significant other doesn't like who you are.

I'd say keep your hair clean and healthy. Length doesn't matter so long as it's you and it's nice.

Long hair is fun and all until the wind starts blowing it in your mouth when you're trying to talk to someone.

Originally Posted by Booyakasha

1. Be yourself. No, wait, be someone better than yourself. You know, someone smart, funny, cool, good-looking, and rich.
2. Remember to wear pants.
3. Wear something shiny. Like any other low-order creature (e.g. magpies, monkeys, barracudas), women are fascinated by sparkly objects.
4. Compliment her boobies, even if they're small, gross, or weird.
5. Ask her to dance. If she declines, command her to dance. If she still declines, get out your six-guns and shoot the ground at her feet while laughing menacingly.
6. Offer to hold her purse if she needs to use the facilities. If she accepts, wait until she's gone, then root through it for spare change or souvenirs.

7. Come up with a good line of crap--'Seeing you here tonight has done something to me, my dear. I left my palatial mansion tonight planning to throw myself wantonly into vice and sin, despondent over my failure to save all the puppies and kitties from that horrible pet-shop fire. But now I have found you--I have seen your shining and your grace, and I find that I am young again, in spite of my years. In your eyes I see the mysteries of life and death intertwined, like the very strands that bind our cosmos together. There is silver in thy smile, and gold in thy laughter. Now, in the immortal words of that great philosopher-poet Dylan Thomas, 'can I buy you a drink?'
8. When her drink arrives, slip this in it.

And that's the thread. Thanks for coming out, ladies and gentlemen. Drive safe.

[Bomby]

You can always consult Tom Cruise Frank T.J. Mackey.

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* Bomby waits for his joke to fail, knowing that he's probably the only one who has seen Magnolia.