Doors open, doors close...

Bomby · 11-10-2008, 10:50 PM

Sometimes, you wait for the door to open. Or maybe you don't wait for it to open, but you wonder when it will. Then, it opens a lot sooner than you thought it would.

But now that the door's opened, you're not sure if you want to enter the room.

So you finally decide to walk through the door, and BAM! It shuts in your face.

WTF man.

**Valigarmander** · 11-10-2008, 11:36 PM

Better than actually getting to walk through the door, only to have it slam shut right when you're half-way through.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-10-2008, 11:40 PM

I really don't understand doors. I also really hate when they travel in packs & I have something personal to say to just one of them, but I can't find a moment to talk to that door alone.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bomby · 11-11-2008, 09:42 AM

Or maybe you only see that door in a few of your classes, and at that angle, it's hard to tell whether the door is open or not. It sure seems like it leads to a friendly place, though.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-11-2008, 04:56 PM

^That, my friend, is called hope, & it is a beautiful thing, not to mention the only reason humankind as a species hasn't intentionally offed itself by this point in history.

Besides, I hear doors often worry just as much about us.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · 11-11-2008, 08:21 PM

What happens if the door is made of oak?

t3hDarkness · 11-11-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Chop Master Onion

Better than actually getting to walk through the door, only to have it slam shut right when you're half-way through.

I hear some people go for that sort of thing.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-11-2008, 11:36 PM

^^Good. I like strong doors.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Deku Trii** · 11-12-2008, 12:12 AM

Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame -- a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter The Scary Door.

Bomby · 11-12-2008, 11:26 AM

Looks like the door is open. Now I guess I just need to see if I'm welcome to enter.

Rainbow Dash · 11-12-2008, 02:30 PM

[LotR reference]

Bomby · 11-12-2008, 07:37 PM

Today was an awkward day... I've been in an absurdly terrible mood all day and it seems like she might be in a similar mood. No words today, just empty glances.

Eagle Eye · 11-12-2008, 09:58 PM

I ran through the door, noticed I didn't like the inside, and left the room.

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-21-2008, 10:00 AM

Sometimes, you have to break on through, to the other side.

Sometimes, you should stop putting your pudgy little fingers all over the ****ing glass and use the handle like a civilized person, because I just washed it you little ****.

Eagle Eye · 11-21-2008, 10:41 AM

But wouldn't that just dirty it up?

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-21-2008, 10:47 AM

glass I washed the glass goddamnit

**Valigarmander** · 11-21-2008, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DELICIOUS POISON

Sometimes, you have to break on through, to the other side.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby

Doors

11-10-2008, 10:50 PM	#1
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Doors open, doors close... Sometimes, you wait for the door to open. Or maybe you don't wait for it to open, but you wonder when it will. Then, it opens a lot sooner than you thought it would. But now that the door's opened, you're not sure if you want to enter the room. So you finally decide to walk through the door, and BAM! It shuts in your face. WTF man.

11-10-2008, 11:36 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Better than actually getting to walk through the door, only to have it slam shut right when you're half-way through.

11-10-2008, 11:40 PM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I really don't understand doors. I also really hate when they travel in packs & I have something personal to say to just one of them, but I can't find a moment to talk to that door alone. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-11-2008, 09:42 AM	#4
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Or maybe you only see that door in a few of your classes, and at that angle, it's hard to tell whether the door is open or not. It sure seems like it leads to a friendly place, though.

11-11-2008, 04:56 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^That, my friend, is called hope, & it is a beautiful thing, not to mention the only reason humankind as a species hasn't intentionally offed itself by this point in history. Besides, I hear doors often worry just as much about us. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-11-2008, 08:21 PM	#6
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	What happens if the door is made of oak?

11-11-2008, 11:36 PM	#8
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Good. I like strong doors. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-12-2008, 12:12 AM	#9
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame -- a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter The Scary Door.

11-12-2008, 11:26 AM	#10
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Looks like the door is open. Now I guess I just need to see if I'm welcome to enter.

11-12-2008, 02:30 PM	#11
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	[LotR reference]

11-12-2008, 07:37 PM	#12
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Today was an awkward day... I've been in an absurdly terrible mood all day and it seems like she might be in a similar mood. No words today, just empty glances.

11-12-2008, 09:58 PM	#13
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	I ran through the door, noticed I didn't like the inside, and left the room.

11-21-2008, 10:00 AM	#14
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Sometimes, you have to break on through, to the other side. Sometimes, you should stop putting your pudgy little fingers all over the **ing glass and use the handle like a civilized person, because I just washed it you little **.

11-21-2008, 10:41 AM	#15
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	But wouldn't that just dirty it up?

11-21-2008, 10:47 AM	#16
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	glass I washed the glass goddamnit