Val gets bored, and looks back at some of his past relationship threads.

**Valigarmander** · 04-22-2009, 08:02 PM

We're taking a trip back in time!

I Need Some Advice (October 2006)
This was about a month after my first girlfriend (Jessi) had broken up with me, and I was interested in getting with another girl. Nothing ever came of it, though. I don't think at that point I was even able to approach anyone else.

Heartache (November 2006)
I was starting to feel the sting from the breakup about here. Typical heartbroken whining. Looking back, I can remember the pain, but I feel like I was greatly overreacting. And damn, my posting was crappy back then.

There's A Girl... (January-May 2007)
At this point I had my eyes on ANOTHER girl from my class (Karen). I eventually admitted my feelings to her, but she was never interested in a relationship and instead we just became friends. Good enough for me.

WHEN THE BLOODY *** AM I GOING TO GET OVER HER!?!? (March 2007)
More of me whining over Jessi. Luckily, it didn't last much longer.

I gotsa problem... (May 2007)
So, after my failed attempt with Karen, I accidentally fell for another girl, this time one of my friends (Jackie). I discussed things with her, and she understood, and we've been cool since. It couldn't have worked out, she was dating a total GEEK at the time anyways.

Guess what? (June 2007)
My new friend Karen revealed that she was moving to Texas over the summer, and for a while I felt pretty lame because of it. I was also being an ******* in this topic, apparently.

Time to hop back onto that old horse. (September 2008)
Whoo, long gap. Around September last year, I decided to try to find another girl. Sadly, it appeared that she already had a boyfriend, although now I'm not sure if that was even so.

Strangely not mentioned in any topic here, there was also a period of about a month from middle-December to early January this year where I was dating another girl from my class (Sarah). She had come to me saying she had a crush on me, I figured "what the hell" and gave it a go. Nobody told me, however, that she had an on-again, off-again relationship with another boy, and she went back to him after a few weeks. I didn't feel very bad, though.

I'm not usually a big fan of V-Day. (February 2009)
Figures, as I was going through a bout of V-Day depression, I happened to meet a girl (Mel), who I have been dating since. Go me!

So, where are all these ladies now? Jessi transferred to a private school a few years ago, but (to my surprise) she transferred back to my school just this Monday. We're still close friends. Karen is still living in Texas, and we talk over Facebook occasionally. Jackie is currently fighting space cowboys on the moon. And Sarah left her boyfriend after a couple weeks, I think. We're still friends.

Hopefully reading this has killed as much of your boredom as it did for me writing it, and gave you a little more insight on how much I am a hopeless romantic/have an unhealthy emotional reliance on women. Also, you can read some of my posts from when I was young and retarded.

Yep, that's my reflection for now. I'm glad I've matured as much as I have since I started posting here, not even three years ago.

Luigiman7 · 04-22-2009, 08:08 PM

It's suprising how fast you went from "crappy posting" to "totally awesome poster." I'm jealous.

also, space cowboys wut

User Name · 04-22-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

Jackie is currently fighting space cowboys on the moon.

Dude, Val. What are you doing? Go for the girl who kicks rowdy extraterrestrial ass! Can I get a winner, winner, chicken dinner with an order of fries?

You'd be the "mutest" couple in all the land, Sir Vally. hehe.

Robotazy · 04-23-2009, 12:51 AM

"Hmmm...It's lacking a certain something...Is it Our Royal Present? No, that's
not it. Oh, yes! We get it! Prettiness! These Topics is not pretty at all. They're
rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty. What We really want is pure, girlish
prettiness. There should be loads of maidens like that on Earth."

Also, don't look at my old posts. I go into a seizure whenever I look at anything I made 1 year ago.

Speed · 04-23-2009, 04:39 PM

My posts are still pretty terrible, but I like to think I'm improving.

Luigiman7 · 04-23-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazy Ten

Also, don't look at my old posts. I go into a seizure whenever I look at anything I made 1 year ago.

This. Dear lord, I was horrible.

**Valigarmander** · 04-23-2009, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazy Ten

Also, don't look at my old posts. I go into a seizure whenever I look at anything I made 1 year ago.

That's what was so painful about making this topic.

Kil'jaeden · 04-29-2009, 11:26 PM

Don't think too much on it. We were all young and foolish then.

**Valigarmander** · 04-29-2009, 11:50 PM

I envy kids born before 1985, they didn't have an overly popular internet to immortalize their early-adolescent stupidity.

t3hDarkness · 04-30-2009, 01:24 AM

I looked back at some of my old essays and realized, I mellowed out in the past five years from a misomanic anarchist, to a mellow . . . um, Nihilist?

I wonder where I will be in the next ten.

**Galefore** · 05-01-2009, 03:10 PM

Funny, I reread some of the poems I wrote about three years ago when I was a whiny emo kid who thought he was the smartest thing on earth. Apparently I was 'hated' and 'mistreated by those popular buffoons."

Also, this line was in one of them:

Now, friends, you may ask yourself, what is that rancid smell?
For you, my friends, my dearest friends, for you it may be hell.

Yeah, I honestly thought about using a time machine to kill past me in the face with bigass shovel.

Glad we've all matured. :P

Kil'jaeden · 05-02-2009, 06:57 PM

If you killed yourself in the past with a shovel over some poetry, wouldn't that be immature? And, would it be a crime?

**Galefore** · 05-02-2009, 09:17 PM

No, it would be a good thing for all of us.

However, since I would cease to be, and since Suicide technically isn't a crime, it's... It's confusing. That's all. Just confusing.

Lilac DownDeep · 05-03-2009, 12:10 PM

^ Also we'd have to go through the old Paradox thing. WHat would happen to you in the future? xD

Also, I took a gander of my old posts as Lilac-DownDeep. I was a smiley whore, dumb, and very, very stupid.

Then again, I was only a preteen back then.

Godot · 05-05-2009, 10:55 AM

Eh, it's hard to get over some things.

04-22-2009, 08:02 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Val gets bored, and looks back at some of his past relationship threads. We're taking a trip back in time! I Need Some Advice (October 2006) This was about a month after my first girlfriend (Jessi) had broken up with me, and I was interested in getting with another girl. Nothing ever came of it, though. I don't think at that point I was even able to approach anyone else. Heartache (November 2006) I was starting to feel the sting from the breakup about here. Typical heartbroken whining. Looking back, I can remember the pain, but I feel like I was greatly overreacting. And damn, my posting was crappy back then. There's A Girl... (January-May 2007) At this point I had my eyes on ANOTHER girl from my class (Karen). I eventually admitted my feelings to her, but she was never interested in a relationship and instead we just became friends. Good enough for me. WHEN THE BLOODY * AM I GOING TO GET OVER HER!?!? (March 2007) More of me whining over Jessi. Luckily, it didn't last much longer. I gotsa problem... (May 2007) So, after my failed attempt with Karen, I accidentally fell for another girl, this time one of my friends (Jackie). I discussed things with her, and she understood, and we've been cool since. It couldn't have worked out, she was dating a total GEEK at the time anyways. Guess what? (June 2007) My new friend Karen revealed that she was moving to Texas over the summer, and for a while I felt pretty lame because of it. I was also being an ***** in this topic, apparently. Time to hop back onto that old horse. (September 2008) Whoo, long gap. Around September last year, I decided to try to find another girl. Sadly, it appeared that she already had a boyfriend, although now I'm not sure if that was even so. Strangely not mentioned in any topic here, there was also a period of about a month from middle-December to early January this year where I was dating another girl from my class (Sarah). She had come to me saying she had a crush on me, I figured "what the hell" and gave it a go. Nobody told me, however, that she had an on-again, off-again relationship with another boy, and she went back to him after a few weeks. I didn't feel very bad, though. I'm not usually a big fan of V-Day. (February 2009) Figures, as I was going through a bout of V-Day depression, I happened to meet a girl (Mel), who I have been dating since. Go me! So, where are all these ladies now? Jessi transferred to a private school a few years ago, but (to my surprise) she transferred back to my school just this Monday. We're still close friends. Karen is still living in Texas, and we talk over Facebook occasionally. Jackie is currently fighting space cowboys on the moon. And Sarah left her boyfriend after a couple weeks, I think. We're still friends. Hopefully reading this has killed as much of your boredom as it did for me writing it, and gave you a little more insight on how much I am a hopeless romantic/have an unhealthy emotional reliance on women. Also, you can read some of my posts from when I was young and retarded. Yep, that's my reflection for now. I'm glad I've matured as much as I have since I started posting here, not even three years ago.

04-22-2009, 08:08 PM	#2
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	It's suprising how fast you went from "crappy posting" to "totally awesome poster." I'm jealous. also, space cowboys wut __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

04-23-2009, 04:39 PM	#5
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	BOREDOM CURE GET! My posts are still pretty terrible, but I like to think I'm improving.

04-23-2009, 12:51 AM	#4
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	"Hmmm...It's lacking a certain something...Is it Our Royal Present? No, that's not it. Oh, yes! We get it! Prettiness! These Topics is not pretty at all. They're rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty. What We really want is pure, girlish prettiness. There should be loads of maidens like that on Earth." Also, don't look at my old posts. I go into a seizure whenever I look at anything I made 1 year ago.

04-29-2009, 11:26 PM	#8
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Don't think too much on it. We were all young and foolish then.

04-29-2009, 11:50 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I envy kids born before 1985, they didn't have an overly popular internet to immortalize their early-adolescent stupidity.

04-30-2009, 01:24 AM	#10
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I looked back at some of my old essays and realized, I mellowed out in the past five years from a misomanic anarchist, to a mellow . . . um, Nihilist? I wonder where I will be in the next ten.

05-01-2009, 03:10 PM	#11
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Funny, I reread some of the poems I wrote about three years ago when I was a whiny emo kid who thought he was the smartest thing on earth. Apparently I was 'hated' and 'mistreated by those popular buffoons." Also, this line was in one of them: Now, friends, you may ask yourself, what is that rancid smell? For you, my friends, my dearest friends, for you it may be hell. Yeah, I honestly thought about using a time machine to kill past me in the face with bigass shovel. Glad we've all matured. :P

05-02-2009, 06:57 PM	#12
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	If you killed yourself in the past with a shovel over some poetry, wouldn't that be immature? And, would it be a crime?

05-02-2009, 09:17 PM	#13
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	No, it would be a good thing for all of us. However, since I would cease to be, and since Suicide technically isn't a crime, it's... It's confusing. That's all. Just confusing.

05-03-2009, 12:10 PM	#14
Lilac DownDeep Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	^ Also we'd have to go through the old Paradox thing. WHat would happen to you in the future? xD Also, I took a gander of my old posts as Lilac-DownDeep. I was a smiley whore, dumb, and very, very stupid. Then again, I was only a preteen back then.

05-05-2009, 10:55 AM	#15
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	Eh, it's hard to get over some things.