Could somebody pinch me?

Sean P Kelly · 08-31-2009, 11:01 AM

It seems my days of being single may be coming to a close soon and I can't believe it.

**Valigarmander** · 08-31-2009, 03:54 PM

*pinches you*

Did you wake up?

Bomby · 08-31-2009, 10:31 PM

Here's hoping for the best!

Glux · 08-31-2009, 10:38 PM

Do you feel like this?

Quote:

t's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess.
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realize that a guy my size might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.

It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on.
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realize that a guy my size might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Pinch Me
Pinch Me
Cos I'm still asleep.
Please God
Tell Me
That I'm still asleep

On an evening such as this (yo)
It's hard to tell if I exist
Pack the car and leave this town
who'll notice that I'm not around?
I could hide out under there
I just made you say 'underwear'
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realize that a guy my size might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Try to figure out what all this is for.

t3hDarkness · 08-31-2009, 11:54 PM

I like to peench.

Jesus · 09-01-2009, 12:34 PM

Where there's smoke, they pinch back. Avoid the smoke.

Sean P Kelly · 10-24-2009, 12:50 PM

Sadly, the reports of my single days being over were greatly exaggerated.

Luigiman7 · 10-24-2009, 01:02 PM

Better luck next time, Sean.

**Valigarmander** · 10-24-2009, 04:31 PM

Sucks.

Better luck next time, man.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 10-24-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean P Kelly

Sadly, the reports of my single days being over were greatly exaggerated.

I don't know if it was intentional, but the delivery of this statement is somewhat humorous.

Vgfian · 10-24-2009, 06:52 PM

Maximum Spider · 10-25-2009, 07:34 AM

Oh well. At least there's more than one girl out there.

CodenameV · 10-25-2009, 11:54 AM

You'll find the right one soon enough. =) Just hang in there.

Bomby · 10-25-2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean P Kelly

Sadly, the reports of my single days being over were greatly exaggerated.

Those damn tabloids, huh?

Zharen · 11-18-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean P Kelly

Sadly, the reports of my single days being over were greatly exaggerated.

Never boast about the deal before it's been finalized.

08-31-2009, 11:01 AM	#1
Sean P Kelly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 46 Posts	Could somebody pinch me? It seems my days of being single may be coming to a close soon and I can't believe it.

10-24-2009, 01:02 PM	#8
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Better luck next time, Sean. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-31-2009, 03:54 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	pinches you Did you wake up?

08-31-2009, 10:31 PM	#3
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Here's hoping for the best!

08-31-2009, 11:54 PM	#5
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I like to peench.

09-01-2009, 12:34 PM	#6
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Where there's smoke, they pinch back. Avoid the smoke.

10-24-2009, 12:50 PM	#7
Sean P Kelly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 46 Posts	Sadly, the reports of my single days being over were greatly exaggerated.

10-24-2009, 04:31 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Sucks. Better luck next time, man.

10-24-2009, 06:52 PM	#11
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts

10-25-2009, 07:34 AM	#12
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Oh well. At least there's more than one girl out there.

10-25-2009, 11:54 AM	#13
CodenameV Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Mudkipland, CA Gender: Posts: 215 Thanks: 43 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	You'll find the right one soon enough. =) Just hang in there.