Conspiracy

Auron · 09-06-2009, 06:37 PM

I am not happy today. NOT happy. I swear, if there is a higher authority somewhere out there in this this universe, he definitely has something against me for some God unknown reason. It's like he's conspiring to keep me as miserable and as single as he possibly can in order to get some sick, twisted pleasure out watching my every misery. The details of my latest humiliation aren't important. All you need to know is that over the course of my entire life, every single girl that I've liked has rejected me by one means or another, and I'm ****ing sick of it. ****ing. Sick. Of. IT.

Oh figure of higher authority, whoever you are, you are a sick bastard, and man do I hate you.

Redshirt · 09-06-2009, 06:40 PM

Protip: If you don't try, you can't fail.

**Valigarmander** · 09-06-2009, 06:40 PM

Then do you think it's possible you've just been encountering the wrong women?

What is it that you're looking for? What have you found so far?

Auron · 09-06-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Redshirt

Protip: If you don't try, you can't fail.

I hope you realize that there's absolutely no end to the nasty things I feel like saying to you right now.

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Originally Posted by Valigarmander

What have you found so far?

What have I found so far? Do you mean aside from the absolute nothing that I described in my first post? Or do I need to make that point clearer?

I have a joke with my friends. I'm the unluckiest person I know. Statistical probability does not work for me. If you gave me a six sided die, I could roll a one 11 times out of 10. And the sad thing is I'm not actually exaggerating that much.

Redshirt · 09-06-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Auron

I hope you realize that there's absolutely no end to the nasty things I feel like saying to you right now.

I'm usually not very helpful on this subject

Vgfian · 09-06-2009, 08:57 PM

^At least you practice what you preach, so to speak.

**Valigarmander** · 09-06-2009, 10:01 PM

Dude, life isn't always gonna hand you an easy one. If you really want to find the right person, you're gonna have to keep trying. There'll be a lot of crap you'll probably have to swim through to get there, but if you don't keep trying you'll never make it. That's the way life is.

How are you meeting these girls? One of the best things you can do to lower your chances of being unhappy or getting rejected is to try and get to know your next potential mate before you actually move for anything.

Let us know how things go. I'm sorry they haven't been stellar lately, but I hope they improve soon. Take care, man.

Metal Mario · 09-06-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Auron

over the course of my entire life, every single girl that I've liked has rejected me by one means or another, and I'm ****ing sick of it. ****ing. Sick. Of. IT.

Welcome to my world.

Godot · 09-08-2009, 05:04 PM

Instead of being anger and sadden that a girl rejected you, move on. It's not worth being angry if she's honest about her feelings that it may not work out.

Glux · 09-08-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Auron

I hope you realize that there's absolutely no end to the nasty things I feel like saying to you right now.

I think he's making more of a suggestion than being a *******.

09-06-2009, 06:37 PM	#1
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	Conspiracy I am not happy today. NOT happy. I swear, if there is a higher authority somewhere out there in this this universe, he definitely has something against me for some God unknown reason. It's like he's conspiring to keep me as miserable and as single as he possibly can in order to get some sick, twisted pleasure out watching my every misery. The details of my latest humiliation aren't important. All you need to know is that over the course of my entire life, every single girl that I've liked has rejected me by one means or another, and I'm **ing sick of it. **ing. Sick. Of. IT. Oh figure of higher authority, whoever you are, you are a sick bastard, and man do I hate you.

09-06-2009, 06:40 PM	#2
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Protip: If you don't try, you can't fail.

09-06-2009, 06:40 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Then do you think it's possible you've just been encountering the wrong women? What is it that you're looking for? What have you found so far?

09-06-2009, 08:57 PM	#6
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	^At least you practice what you preach, so to speak.

09-06-2009, 10:01 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Dude, life isn't always gonna hand you an easy one. If you really want to find the right person, you're gonna have to keep trying. There'll be a lot of crap you'll probably have to swim through to get there, but if you don't keep trying you'll never make it. That's the way life is. How are you meeting these girls? One of the best things you can do to lower your chances of being unhappy or getting rejected is to try and get to know your next potential mate before you actually move for anything. Let us know how things go. I'm sorry they haven't been stellar lately, but I hope they improve soon. Take care, man.

09-08-2009, 05:04 PM	#9
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	Instead of being anger and sadden that a girl rejected you, move on. It's not worth being angry if she's honest about her feelings that it may not work out.