I Hate When...

[Eagle Eye]

You declare yourself single for a while, only to suddenly have 3-4 women wanting your constant attention.

Bish you didn't want to bother me while I was searching, now you desire my attention?

I hate being teh center of attention and would like to be left alone please, thanks,

Sincerely,
Ryan

PS: How did you get my number?

[Metal Mario]

Yeah, I hate it when swarming crowds of women won't leave me alone.

[Eagle Eye]

Attention is not always a good thing.

Be careful what you wish for, because sometimes it can be invasive. We all need our personal space correct? Well right now I'm getting none and receiving no benefit, so yeah, not really liking it. Especially when they all want me to do the work from a relationship standpoint.....why would you ask someone to do something they don't want to do?

[CaptHayfever]

^^Yep, a mob all lusting after the same guy can't possible have negative consequences...


And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Eagle Eye]

Is that an axe? *Runs*

[Ace Mercury]

There's two great tragedies in life: not getting what you want, and getting what you want.

[CaptHayfever]

^^That is indeed an axe. They all gonna try to kill him rather than let the others have him.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Metal Mario]

You know what else I hate? When I decide to go out for a nice leisurely walk, and people pelt me with $100 bills for absolutely no reason. Bastards.

[Robotazy]

It's not our fault women find Andre more attractive than you, MM.

[Luigiman7]

Originally Posted by Metal Mario

You know what else I hate? When I decide to go out for a nice leisurely walk, and people pelt me with $100 bills for absolutely no reason. Bastards.

Well, you and Andre are two different people. If he isn't looking for someone and suddenly everyone wants him, he wouldn't want that. And meanwhile, you're single and lonely and would probably want women on each arm.

Also, Andre, you're irresistable. I can see why everyone wants you.

[Jere]

Mostly i think it's a little to the Don't want what you can have and Want what you can't have, say that fast 5 times.

If i had women chasing me like that i sure as hell would have some nice strong thighs (or how you spell the pieces of meat and bone that are a part of your legs that are below the stomach but above your calves).

[Eagle Eye]

Originally Posted by Metal Mario

You know what else I hate? When I decide to go out for a nice leisurely walk, and people pelt me with $100 bills for absolutely no reason. Bastards.

Two completely different things. You can always do something with that $100 bill, it's tax-exempt and you're not limited on your spending. As far as this situation goes:

1. Somebody's feelings are getting hurt
2. Somebody's getting hurt, these chicks are crazy
3. I don't even know if ANY of these girls are worht it.

Don't be antagonistic towards me for your own problems.

[Metal Mario]

Originally Posted by cheezesammich

You can always do something with that $100 bill

I can think of one or two things I'd like to do with your crazy girlfriends.

I don't even know if ANY of these girls are worht it.

If a girl is upright and breathing, she's worth it. You'll be 60 someday (if you're lucky), and you'll wish you took full advantage of your youthful exuberance and apparent sex appeal when the ladies were rolling in like eggs down a hen house chute.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

^ You did not just say that. You have no clue what you're talking about. Please stop.

[CaptHayfever]

If a girl is upright and breathing, she's worth it.

Even if she's the kind who would break up with you without bothering to tell you? I think not.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Metal Mario]

Originally Posted by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds

You did not just say that.

I totally did.

You have no clue what you're talking about.

You're right. I don't. It sure isn't for lack of trying to find out, however.

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Even if she's the kind who would break up with you without bothering to tell you?

Still more than what I've had.

[Eagle Eye]

Been there, did that in high school and my first year and a half of college, aint as fun and exhilarating as you may think. I think you're brainwashed by the media's love of sex. I've had enough partners in my young days, and I can tell you it was better, much much better, when I cared for those women and they weren't just a passing fad.

I hate to sound rude, but maybe you should know what you're talking about before you go speaking on it.

The male anatomy has caused a lot more trouble than it has solved.

[Metal Mario]

Originally Posted by cheezesammich

Been there, did that in high school and my first year and a half of college, aint as fun and exhilarating as you may think.

You can say that because you've actually had it. I wonder when Bill Gates is due to call me up and tell me that money isn't everything.

I think you're brainwashed by the media's love of sex.

The media wouldn't be heaping it onto us if we weren't begging them for it.

I've had enough partners in my young days, and I can tell you it was better, much much better, when I cared for those women and they weren't just a passing fad.

That's just fine. I'm all for enjoying an intimate, caring relationship with a woman who means more to me than just a pair of delicious, delicious boobs. I'm the proverbial lump of clay, ready to be molded into whatever the woman in question wants me to be. If she wants me to be a casual fling, I'll be that. If she wants me to be Mr. Right, then I can do that too. Hell knows I'm in no position to lay down my own ground rules.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Maybe by assessing how your opinion differs so drastically from everyone else here, you might get an idea why "it's more than you've experienced" all the time, MM. If you approach people with even a shred of the same attitude you have at VGF, well, it just isn't going to work out. Know what I'm saying? If you really think things like, "If a girl is upright and breathing, she's worth it," it will show in your behaviour and body language. No girl wants to be that. She's meant to be special, not just the scraps you're desperately fighting for. *siiigh*

[Metal Mario]

Originally Posted by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds

Maybe by assessing how your opinion differs so drastically from everyone else here, you might get an idea why "it's more than you've experienced" all the time, MM. If you approach people with even a shred of the same attitude you have at VGF, well, it just isn't going to work out. Know what I'm saying? If you really think things like, "If a girl is upright and breathing, she's worth it," it will show in your behaviour and body language. No girl wants to be that. She's meant to be special, not just the scraps you're desperately fighting for. *siiigh*

I'm not completely stupid, y'know. Of course I'm not going to screw my pitch by approaching a woman with any degree of carnal honesty. I'm going to be polite, non-threatening, and everything else your average woman thinks she wants. I'm just allowing myself to be honest here on VGF, because what's the point of lying to you people?