Guys can you help me

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-15-2010, 12:37 AM

SD Keeps biting me "accidently" and sometimes at night she talks in her sleep about "delicious brains" although I might have misheard her saying something about "nutritious grains"

Is there a possibility I married a zombie? I've researched it a bit, and while she hasn't made any clear attempts on my life I don't think this would be the first instance.

ref: YouTube - You're A Zombie Now (Original)

Rainbow Dash · 11-15-2010, 01:58 AM

the only way to tell is to shoot her in the face with a shotgun

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-15-2010, 06:27 AM

sound advice I will followthrough and let you know the results

Jere · 11-15-2010, 06:36 AM

or you could just plant some grains outside, if she eats them instead you're safe.

Alternatively try to see if she smells fishy.

Vgfian · 11-15-2010, 06:42 AM

Funny, I saw this last night whilst wiki-ing for Romero's dead series. I've been putting off posting til now-

Oh seems you have everything sorted then. But if she is a zombie won't she still die if she sustains the shotgun blast to the brain? You still couldn't tell I'm afraid. :/

Also, how much wasabi has SD consumed recently?

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-15-2010, 06:58 AM

Well now she's really mad at me and I think she's probably def a zombie since she's still alive.

**Valigarmander** · 11-15-2010, 07:34 AM

If SD started biting me, I'd say "keep doing that".

I mean, I'd shoot her for being a zombie.

Vgfian · 11-15-2010, 07:42 AM

Not only a zombie, but a zombie that can take a shotgun blast to the face and not die a second time!
O_O

A new classification. Dragon-cat-lady-zombie, perhaps?

Bomby · 11-15-2010, 08:50 AM

The problem, AI, is that you're actually a gingerbread man.

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-15-2010, 09:07 AM

That would explain a lot. I guess I shouldn't have tried to shoot her in the face then. Cunky your advice was not good.

Jere · 11-15-2010, 10:27 AM

hmmm your a zombie now just begs for the song in the army now.

Brain vacation in a foreign land.
Slowly rotting eating all you can,
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

You're a member of a undead clan.
Looking like auntie Barbara-An
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

You are as braindead as a pile of goo.
intestines far behind and smells like poo.
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

Original v
YouTube - You're in the army now STATUS QUO

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-15-2010, 10:51 AM

I wish I had a wife that valued me for my brains and bites me every now and then.

Rainbow Dash · 11-15-2010, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOO SCHOOL FOR COOL

That would explain a lot. I guess I shouldn't have tried to shoot her in the face then. Cunky your advice was not good.

at least i can spell names right

FlipSwitch · 11-15-2010, 02:20 PM

A zombie wife? Just ask for an old brain from the hospital, bring it home, and in the middle of the night, check if she's already or is eating it. If she is, she's a zombie, or just a girl who LOVES to eat brains. If not, well then, maybe she just loves brains and loves to bite stuff.

Panfan · 11-15-2010, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOO SCHOOL FOR COOL

Well now she's really mad at me and I think she's probably def a zombie since she's still alive.

did you double tap?

***Marilink*** · 11-15-2010, 05:07 PM

Have her bite Chichiri. It's a win-win situation:

Option 1: The cat's normal and your wife isn't a zombie. Success!
Option 2: ZOMBIE KITTY OMG YES SUCCESS

**Galefore** · 11-15-2010, 05:19 PM

For the record, that dude's songs are brilliant.

Also, YOU NEED A CHAINSAW AND YOU NEED IT NOW.

Jailbreaker · 11-15-2010, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.M

If she is, she's a zombie, or just a girl who LOVES to eat brains.

I wonder which is worse...

**X-3** · 11-15-2010, 07:24 PM

Perform CPR.

CuccoLady · 11-16-2010, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Bryan

Dragon

I'M SORRY WHAT

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ahem. I concur with ML's plan. Zombie kitty would kind of be the best thing since ~~dragons~~ forever.

11-15-2010, 12:37 AM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Guys can you help me SD Keeps biting me "accidently" and sometimes at night she talks in her sleep about "delicious brains" although I might have misheard her saying something about "nutritious grains" Is there a possibility I married a zombie? I've researched it a bit, and while she hasn't made any clear attempts on my life I don't think this would be the first instance. ref: YouTube - You're A Zombie Now (Original)

11-15-2010, 06:42 AM	#5
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Samurai Champloo references yay ftw Funny, I saw this last night whilst wiki-ing for Romero's dead series. I've been putting off posting til now- Oh seems you have everything sorted then. But if she is a zombie won't she still die if she sustains the shotgun blast to the brain? You still couldn't tell I'm afraid. :/ Also, how much wasabi has SD consumed recently?

11-15-2010, 07:42 AM	#8
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Not only a zombie, but a zombie that can take a shotgun blast to the face and not die a second time! O_O A new classification. Dragon-cat-lady-zombie, perhaps? Last edited by Vgfian; 11-15-2010 at 07:55 AM.

11-15-2010, 01:58 AM	#2
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	the only way to tell is to shoot her in the face with a shotgun

11-15-2010, 06:27 AM	#3
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	sound advice I will followthrough and let you know the results

11-15-2010, 06:36 AM	#4
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	or you could just plant some grains outside, if she eats them instead you're safe. Alternatively try to see if she smells fishy.

11-15-2010, 06:58 AM	#6
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Well now she's really mad at me and I think she's probably def a zombie since she's still alive.

11-15-2010, 07:34 AM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	If SD started biting me, I'd say "keep doing that". I mean, I'd shoot her for being a zombie.

11-15-2010, 08:50 AM	#9
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	The problem, AI, is that you're actually a gingerbread man.

11-15-2010, 09:07 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	That would explain a lot. I guess I shouldn't have tried to shoot her in the face then. Cunky your advice was not good.

11-15-2010, 10:27 AM	#11
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	hmmm your a zombie now just begs for the song in the army now. Brain vacation in a foreign land. Slowly rotting eating all you can, You're a Zombie now Ohhhooohhh Your're a zombie now. You're a member of a undead clan. Looking like auntie Barbara-An You're a Zombie now Ohhhooohhh Your're a zombie now. You are as braindead as a pile of goo. intestines far behind and smells like poo. You're a Zombie now Ohhhooohhh Your're a zombie now. Original v YouTube - You're in the army now STATUS QUO

11-15-2010, 10:51 AM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I wish I had a wife that valued me for my brains and bites me every now and then.

11-15-2010, 02:20 PM	#14
FlipSwitch Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Looking forward. Gender: Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 18 Posts Blog Entries: 12	A zombie wife? Just ask for an old brain from the hospital, bring it home, and in the middle of the night, check if she's already or is eating it. If she is, she's a zombie, or just a girl who LOVES to eat brains. If not, well then, maybe she just loves brains and loves to bite stuff.

11-15-2010, 05:07 PM	#16
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	Have her bite Chichiri. It's a win-win situation: Option 1: The cat's normal and your wife isn't a zombie. Success! Option 2: ZOMBIE KITTY OMG YES SUCCESS

11-15-2010, 05:19 PM	#17
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	For the record, that dude's songs are brilliant. Also, YOU NEED A CHAINSAW AND YOU NEED IT NOW.

11-15-2010, 07:24 PM	#19
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Perform CPR.