Masturbation

Yami Yoshi · 04-27-2006, 12:16 AM

Please do not post in this thread if you're going to act immature.

Does anyone here masturbate?

If so, how often do you do it?

Yes, I masturbate about twice a day.

Kain Highwind · 04-27-2006, 06:25 AM

Okay...

Wonder Wario · 04-27-2006, 08:04 AM

Yami, I think the real question is, how many hours can I waste at work watching my "AMAZING, LIVE SEA-MONKEYS"!?

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-27-2006, 01:14 PM

Moer lik spanking teh sea monkies, lol m i rite?

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-27-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deku Tree

Moer lik spanking teh sea monkies, lol m i rite?

wut do u mean???????

Auron · 04-27-2006, 03:36 PM

hu cares????? he has sea monkies u dum n00b!!!!!!

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-27-2006, 03:43 PM

This thread has gotten silly already. :P

Les Paul · 04-27-2006, 03:49 PM

Masturbation is good

Wonder Wario · 04-27-2006, 05:21 PM

I love my lil' sea monkeys, I know them all by name. But they're all homosexuals, and since they can't reproduce, and I can't be damned to buy more, I don't know how long thier community in Sunshine Sea Monkey town will last...

Kain Highwind · 04-27-2006, 07:20 PM

This thread deems awesomeneess.

Les Paul · 04-27-2006, 08:18 PM

Ya I confess i do it but not very often

Yami Yoshi · 04-27-2006, 08:21 PM

Tikal loves me because she still lets me breathe...right?

Nojoy · 04-27-2006, 08:48 PM

Masturbation is a sin unto the Lord. Heathans.

Wonder Wario · 04-27-2006, 08:55 PM

My poor "AMAZING SEA-MONKEYS".

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 04-27-2006, 10:03 PM

ahskeetskeetskeetskeetskeetskeet

Link2000 · 04-28-2006, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Miller

This thread deems awesomeneess.

Tikal, you obviously aren't mature enoguh to be having:

a) A relationship in any form.
b) modding this forum.

As for the original point of this thread, yes I do. Usually either once a day or every other day.

DK · 04-28-2006, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yami Yoshi (as edited by Tikal)

Tikal loves me because she still lets me breathe...right?

That was unneccessary considering how many other things you're allowing to slide.

And yeah, I saw the original post.

Kain Highwind · 04-28-2006, 11:59 AM

I don't need to be told of maturity. I have you know that I am aware of this topic, and hell, of every other topic on this board.

Tell me, was it right for him to say "Lick your fingers and stick 'em in there?" I can see if he stops at "Tikal, do you masturbate". (With the answer being: Yes, but I don't want to get too graphic.) But that was just enough.

This topic IS being watched by me, mind you. Yes, I can be rowdy, but I DO care.

I'm not a good person to be yelling, but please, if you have a complaint, take it to PM.

Sampson1986 · 04-28-2006, 04:12 PM

It's estimated that 98% of males worldwide have yanked the snake (pardon the expression, I hate the word "masturbate") at some point in time. The other 2% are liars.

That's all I'm gonna say on this topic.

DK · 04-28-2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Miller

Tell me, was it right for him to say "Lick your fingers and stick 'em in there?" I can see if he stops at "Tikal, do you masturbate". (With the answer being: Yes, but I don't want to get too graphic.) But that was just enough.

Why not just edit that part?

04-27-2006, 12:16 AM	#1
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 13,850.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 14,350.00 Donate	Masturbation Please do not post in this thread if you're going to act immature. Does anyone here masturbate? If so, how often do you do it? Yes, I masturbate about twice a day.

04-27-2006, 08:21 PM	#12
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 13,850.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 14,350.00 Donate	Tikal loves me because she still lets me breathe...right? Last edited by Curly Brace; 04-28-2006 at 01:21 AM.

04-27-2006, 06:25 AM	#2
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,526.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,666.00 Donate	Okay...

04-27-2006, 08:04 AM	#3
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 36 Times in 22 Posts Points: 6,460.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 7,744.87 Donate	Yami, I think the real question is, how many hours can I waste at work watching my "AMAZING, LIVE SEA-MONKEYS"!?

04-27-2006, 01:14 PM	#4
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Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,783 Thanks: 7 Thanked 195 Times in 124 Posts Points: 1,843.56 Bank: 368,315.67 Total Points: 370,159.23 Donate	hu cares????? he has sea monkies u dum n00b!!!!!!

04-27-2006, 03:43 PM	#7
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04-27-2006, 03:49 PM	#8
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04-27-2006, 05:21 PM	#9
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 36 Times in 22 Posts Points: 6,460.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 7,744.87 Donate	I love my lil' sea monkeys, I know them all by name. But they're all homosexuals, and since they can't reproduce, and I can't be damned to buy more, I don't know how long thier community in Sunshine Sea Monkey town will last...

04-27-2006, 07:20 PM	#10
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,526.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,666.00 Donate	This thread deems awesomeneess.

04-27-2006, 08:18 PM	#11
Les Paul Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: a place where you wanna be Gender: Posts: 158 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Points: 8,628.18 Bank: 628.68 Total Points: 9,256.86 Donate	Ya I confess i do it but not very often

04-27-2006, 08:48 PM	#13
Nojoy Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wouldn't you like to know Gender: Posts: 90 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 2,003.66 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,503.66 Donate	Masturbation is a sin unto the Lord. Heathans.

04-27-2006, 08:55 PM	#14
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 36 Times in 22 Posts Points: 6,460.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 7,744.87 Donate	My poor "AMAZING SEA-MONKEYS".

04-27-2006, 10:03 PM	#15
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,664 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,901.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 24,401.39 Donate	ahskeetskeetskeetskeetskeetskeet

04-28-2006, 11:59 AM	#18
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,526.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,666.00 Donate	I don't need to be told of maturity. I have you know that I am aware of this topic, and hell, of every other topic on this board. Tell me, was it right for him to say "Lick your fingers and stick 'em in there?" I can see if he stops at "Tikal, do you masturbate". (With the answer being: Yes, but I don't want to get too graphic.) But that was just enough. This topic IS being watched by me, mind you. Yes, I can be rowdy, but I DO care. I'm not a good person to be yelling, but please, if you have a complaint, take it to PM.

04-28-2006, 04:12 PM	#19
Sampson1986 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Glacier County, Montana Gender: Posts: 323 Thanks: 4 Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts Points: 11,820.70 Bank: 585.83 Total Points: 12,406.53 Donate	It's estimated that 98% of males worldwide have yanked the snake (pardon the expression, I hate the word "masturbate") at some point in time. The other 2% are liars. That's all I'm gonna say on this topic.