I lost my virginity one year ago!

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-17-2007, 06:14 PM

...Or rather, my mouth did.

WHOOT! Three cheers for being a bonafide maker-outer for a whole year! *makes out with UN*

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 06:25 PM

Really? Nice feeling, isn't it? Until you get struck with leprosy and are forced to work in a salt mine and.....wait, wrong forum.

**March of the Covenant** · 05-17-2007, 07:00 PM

I'm a kissing virgin, whoo!

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 07:06 PM

Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

***Ace Mercury*** · 05-17-2007, 07:38 PM

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Jigsaw · 05-17-2007, 07:39 PM

Well, since the female gender has absolutely no interest in my pitiful existance, I suppose I'll retain every bit of virginity in every part of my body until somebody realizes I exist.

Until then, I will continue in boredom.

Kil'jaeden · 05-17-2007, 07:43 PM

Stay away from females. You WILL get your very SOUL eaten if you get too close. Within 20 feet is close enough, though I can't guarantee your safety.

**Perrin Aybara** · 05-17-2007, 08:11 PM

Yes, they do enjoy souls.-jay

Kain Highwind · 05-17-2007, 08:21 PM

(Oops. Read it wrong.)

I never ranted and raved when I kissed someone. :P

***ZeldaGirl*** · 05-17-2007, 08:41 PM

This topic makes me go *HEADDESK*

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-17-2007, 08:43 PM

You're all just jealous because one year ago, I KISSED A MOTHER****ING GIRL BEHIND THE CAFETERIA WHILE WE WERE SKIPPING CLASS TOGETHER!!!

DJ Ryan · 05-17-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kil'jaeden

Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

I would hate you forever

Super Murdero Bros. · 05-17-2007, 09:35 PM

^ Your new username FTW.

Jigsaw · 05-17-2007, 09:39 PM

^^Wait, if he DOES mash us into one entity, wouldn't that make you hate yourself forever?

Swordmaster Link · 05-17-2007, 09:40 PM

Jigsaw · 05-17-2007, 09:44 PM

^Incredible insight.

Sim Kid · 05-17-2007, 10:04 PM

Warning...Bad insult coming up...

You lost your virginity? Really...What was his name?

Swordmaster Link · 05-17-2007, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galefore Amnasan

^Incredible insight.

Clearly the art of wittingly using ellipses has been lost on our youth.

**Dr. Horrible** · 05-17-2007, 11:03 PM

Your mouth lost it's virginity? You might never want to phrase it that way again.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-17-2007, 11:06 PM

^I was waiting for that.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

05-17-2007, 06:14 PM	#1
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,506 Thanks: 908 Thanked 1,537 Times in 739 Posts Points: 233.92 Bank: 110,726.15 Total Points: 110,960.07 Donate	I lost my virginity one year ago! ...Or rather, my mouth did. WHOOT! Three cheers for being a bonafide maker-outer for a whole year! makes out with UN

05-17-2007, 06:25 PM	#2
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 19 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts Points: 11,267.71 Bank: 1,400.16 Total Points: 12,667.87 Donate	Really? Nice feeling, isn't it? Until you get struck with leprosy and are forced to work in a salt mine and.....wait, wrong forum.

05-17-2007, 07:00 PM	#3
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,190 Thanks: 876 Thanked 379 Times in 258 Posts Points: 26,324.14 Bank: 205,446.63 Total Points: 231,770.77 Donate	I'm a kissing virgin, whoo!

05-17-2007, 07:06 PM	#4
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 19 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts Points: 11,267.71 Bank: 1,400.16 Total Points: 12,667.87 Donate	Will you join my plan to make mankind into one disembodied entity? That way there will be no need for this "making out" and other such things during and afterward.

05-17-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,108 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,575 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,698.23 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,958.10 Donate	Well, it's always in the last place you look.

05-17-2007, 07:39 PM	#6
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,043 Thanks: 741 Thanked 437 Times in 321 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,236.86 Bank: 25,844.13 Total Points: 28,080.99 Donate	Well, since the female gender has absolutely no interest in my pitiful existance, I suppose I'll retain every bit of virginity in every part of my body until somebody realizes I exist. Until then, I will continue in boredom.

05-17-2007, 07:43 PM	#7
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 19 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts Points: 11,267.71 Bank: 1,400.16 Total Points: 12,667.87 Donate	Stay away from females. You WILL get your very SOUL eaten if you get too close. Within 20 feet is close enough, though I can't guarantee your safety.

05-17-2007, 08:11 PM	#8
Perrin Aybara LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! Ban HotD Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 11,840 Thanks: 187 Thanked 375 Times in 183 Posts Points: 42,620.49 Bank: 203,658.03 Total Points: 246,278.52 Donate	Yes, they do enjoy souls.-jay

05-17-2007, 08:21 PM	#9
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,525.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,665.00 Donate	(Oops. Read it wrong.) I never ranted and raved when I kissed someone. :P

05-17-2007, 08:41 PM	#10
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05-17-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,506 Thanks: 908 Thanked 1,537 Times in 739 Posts Points: 233.92 Bank: 110,726.15 Total Points: 110,960.07 Donate	You're all just jealous because one year ago, I KISSED A MOTHER**ING GIRL BEHIND THE CAFETERIA WHILE WE WERE SKIPPING CLASS TOGETHER!!!

05-17-2007, 09:35 PM	#13
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,506 Thanks: 908 Thanked 1,537 Times in 739 Posts Points: 233.92 Bank: 110,726.15 Total Points: 110,960.07 Donate	^ Your new username FTW.

05-17-2007, 09:39 PM	#14
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,043 Thanks: 741 Thanked 437 Times in 321 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,236.86 Bank: 25,844.13 Total Points: 28,080.99 Donate	^^Wait, if he DOES mash us into one entity, wouldn't that make you hate yourself forever?

05-17-2007, 09:40 PM	#15
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05-17-2007, 09:44 PM	#16
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,043 Thanks: 741 Thanked 437 Times in 321 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,236.86 Bank: 25,844.13 Total Points: 28,080.99 Donate	^Incredible insight.

05-17-2007, 10:04 PM	#17
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,044.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,544.04 Donate	Warning...Bad insult coming up... You lost your virginity? Really...What was his name?

05-17-2007, 11:03 PM	#19
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05-17-2007, 11:06 PM	#20
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