The Relationship Choose Your Own Adventure!

02-22-2004, 09:31 PM

Alright, here I'll start it off with some low-down of a guy trying to set a relationship right. Or something like that. You choose one of the four choices, and when I reply I will say what happens.

So, our main character, Bob (so original, eh?) is Canadian. Eh. He's walking down the street to McDonalds, eh, and sees this hot chick of a blonde walking down the streets, eh? He's insecure about talking to her, or even looking at her, so he ends up..

A) Staring at her Golden Globes for an hour
B) Walks up to her and repeatedly says "B'dee, b'dee,b'dee.."
C) He says "Hi"
D) He buys a 6 piece ALL WHITE MEAT chicken McNugget value combo meal for like 5 cents at McDonalds and runs up and puts it down the back of her shirt with a note saying "lololololololo"

Bomby · 02-22-2004, 09:32 PM

B! B! B!

02-22-2004, 09:39 PM

Quote:

B) Walks up to her and repeatedly says "B'dee, b'dee,b'dee.."

"B'dee, b'dee, b'dee.."
"Oh, why hello there.."
"B'dee, b'dee, b'dee.."
"Umm..."
"B'dee, b'dee, b'dee.."
"B'dee, b'dee, b'dee.."
"Sir, can I help you?"
"Uhhh..."

He then..

A) Stares at her Golden Globes for an hour
B)Takes off his shirt.
C) He says "Hi"
D) He buys a 6 piece ALL WHITE MEAT chicken McNugget value combo meal for like 5 cents at McDonalds and runs up and puts it down the back of her shirt with a note saying "lololololololo"

02-22-2004, 09:44 PM

B!B!B!

02-22-2004, 09:51 PM

He suddenly RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL...

MAN BOOBS!

The lady, startled..

A) Slaps his fat around for fun
B) Sprays him with pepper spray
C) Decides to go out with him
D) Calls Shane

02-22-2004, 10:12 PM

Retarded

Ditto McCloaker · 02-22-2004, 10:26 PM

Calls Shane retarded?

My kinda girl. *straightens tie*

02-23-2004, 04:54 PM

Suddenly, the unexpected guest of.. DITTO McCLOAKER
walks in and says, "Did I just hear what I THINK I heard?"
"That's right, I called Shane retarded."

Ditto then..

A. Walks off with her to an elegant restaurant right next to..McDonalds.
B. Sets a 5 second bomb and blows this topic up
C. Takes out his gameboy and starts playing
D. Makes a [img]smile.gif[/img] face

The Missing Link · 02-23-2004, 05:20 PM

Can I choose, E., none of the above?

02-23-2004, 08:12 PM

Marioman143 · 02-23-2004, 08:23 PM

WHERE ARE YOU SILVIE?! >_< THIS IS BAD!

Visit the General Health Forum today!

Macintosh. Because two buttons are entirely too complicated.

02-24-2004, 12:22 AM

How did I miss this? Bah! [img]redface.gif[/img]

It's not a bad topic, per se, it just got out of hand. ^^() Next time... try to make it more inoffensive, kay? ^^

*selects B, and whacks topic with her lock hammer*

02-22-2004, 09:31 PM	#1
SwampDog82 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Alright, here I'll start it off with some low-down of a guy trying to set a relationship right. Or something like that. You choose one of the four choices, and when I reply I will say what happens. So, our main character, Bob (so original, eh?) is Canadian. Eh. He's walking down the street to McDonalds, eh, and sees this hot chick of a blonde walking down the streets, eh? He's insecure about talking to her, or even looking at her, so he ends up.. A) Staring at her Golden Globes for an hour B) Walks up to her and repeatedly says "B'dee, b'dee,b'dee.." C) He says "Hi" D) He buys a 6 piece ALL WHITE MEAT chicken McNugget value combo meal for like 5 cents at McDonalds and runs up and puts it down the back of her shirt with a note saying "lololololololo"

02-22-2004, 09:32 PM	#2
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,396 Thanks: 231 Thanked 682 Times in 433 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 6,230.21 Bank: 3,894,426.26 Total Points: 3,900,656.48 Donate	B! B! B!

02-22-2004, 09:44 PM	#4
fireyoishi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	B!B!B!

02-22-2004, 09:51 PM	#5
SwampDog82 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	He suddenly RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL... MAN BOOBS! The lady, startled.. A) Slaps his fat around for fun B) Sprays him with pepper spray C) Decides to go out with him D) Calls Shane

02-22-2004, 10:12 PM	#6
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Retarded

02-22-2004, 10:26 PM	#7
Ditto McCloaker Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: SimCity Posts: 3,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 918.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,418.00 Donate	Calls Shane retarded? My kinda girl. straightens tie

02-23-2004, 04:54 PM	#8
SwampDog82 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Suddenly, the unexpected guest of.. DITTO McCLOAKER walks in and says, "Did I just hear what I THINK I heard?" "That's right, I called Shane retarded." Ditto then.. A. Walks off with her to an elegant restaurant right next to..McDonalds. B. Sets a 5 second bomb and blows this topic up C. Takes out his gameboy and starts playing D. Makes a [img]smile.gif[/img] face

02-23-2004, 05:20 PM	#9
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 99 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,143.15 Bank: 115,121.47 Total Points: 131,264.62 Donate	Can I choose, E., none of the above?

02-23-2004, 08:12 PM	#10
fireyoishi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	B

02-23-2004, 08:23 PM	#11
Marioman143 Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,769 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,385.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,885.00 Donate	WHERE ARE YOU SILVIE?! >_< THIS IS BAD! Visit the General Health Forum today! Macintosh. Because two buttons are entirely too complicated.

02-24-2004, 12:22 AM	#12
SilverWind Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	How did I miss this? Bah! [img]redface.gif[/img] It's not a bad topic, per se, it just got out of hand. ^^() Next time... try to make it more inoffensive, kay? ^^ selects B, and whacks topic with her lock hammer