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| Needle in the Hay | Oh man, it's like middle school all over again. Bomby has been curious about a cute Korean girl hanging around his hall for a while. Today he had the most simple and basic of all conversations with her: Bomby: Hey Cutie: Hey Bomby: How ya doin' today? Cutie: What? Bomby: How ya doin' today? Cutie: Oh, good. Bomby: That's good. *gives her thumbs up* *Cutie walks to bathroom* Bomby (whispering to friend): She's so cyuuute. This caused to Bomby to be giddy. Bomby has devolved into a middle-schooler again. Please send him $5 so he can afford to go to a mental hospital and grow up. Oh man. |
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| Needle in the Hay | ^ God, I hope I wouldn't. I'm pretty good friends with her roommate, so I'm pretty sure that would help keep me from scaring her away. |
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| Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,328 Thanks: 104 Thanked 291 Times in 176 Posts | Sounds like you could use some Sex Panther. |
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| Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 11,702 Thanks: 495 Thanked 720 Times in 487 Posts | ^I second SML's thoughts ------> ![]() |
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| Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,877 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,149 Times in 627 Posts | Last edited by GRENTLEMEN; 03-03-2008 at 05:17 AM. |
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| Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,366 Thanks: 5 Thanked 18 Times in 15 Posts | You gave her.....a thumbs up? I think you lost her bro. |
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| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Brandon2390 For This Useful Post: | Josh123 (03-13-2008), ADVENTURE BUS (03-05-2008) |
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| Needle in the Hay | @ Kil: Isn't cute a prerequisite to being Korean? @ Brandon: It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't think she saw it anyway. Last edited by Bomby; 03-04-2008 at 04:47 PM. |
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| Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts | ^ You should forgive yourself. The combination of cute and Korean can over ride the mental faculties of any mortal man. |
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| Needle in the Hay | I am surrounded by such an aura of cool that if I give someone a thumbs up, they ****ing love that thumbs up. It's my reputation. |
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| The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,611 Thanks: 721 Thanked 1,133 Times in 597 Posts | Hah. My Aura of Brilliance gives me a faster mana recovery. Everyone knows Koreans dig that more. |
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| Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,812 Thanks: 75 Thanked 340 Times in 221 Posts | I wish I had an Aura of Cool. All I have is the Aura of Heathen Doom given off by my medallion. I mean, sure, it's great at repelling hippies, commies, and other vampires on campus, but that's not going to help me with the chicks. __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president |
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