My girlfriends a sex addict - Page 2

**Perrin Aybara** · 05-20-2008, 09:33 AM

Dump her and start dating her sister.-jay

GRENTLEMEN · 05-20-2008, 10:27 AM

I think her name is Debra.

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 02:32 PM

HA HA HA. WTF. You guys are seriously funny, I actually find it quite amusing, now... But no, her name is Crystal!!! However she does have a friend that's CALLED Debbra, and, a little bird told (WHISPERED) me that she's into "BUM FUN" soooo I see a three-way orgy happening very, very, soon!! I guess I could shag two birds with one bishop... Hell way not.

**Dylan** · 05-20-2008, 02:55 PM

This one time I fought myself out of a cave full of terrorists using a sword crafted by ancient Roman wizards in the land before time.

True story.

Metal Man · 05-20-2008, 04:35 PM

I walked down the street, and BAM! Japanese samurai robots attacked me! But I used Dr. McNinja's eye knife attack to repel them all... only for Tony Blair to steal my cell phone!

Sarai and Samiel · 05-20-2008, 05:45 PM

Bumblebee barbecue kumquat? Tribble 84 sven lurching crumpets, the undertrump fribble 1010111010001010101 trunculent phenylketoneuria, whomp bubble. Dingbat? Terrible yo' mama the biscuits underflung. Spam, qualot?

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 06:28 PM

^ huh, say what? Anyway. From out of dark and into light my circle gast, the candles burn bright. Using the power of three times three, hotter than fire!! this spell shall be. All lustful feeling's you will take, break one's bonds. Twixt, I and you!!! With my free will and harm to none. I now proclaim this spell be done. So mote it be!!!!!

* sorry i'm bored *

GRENTLEMEN · 05-20-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevrosini

* sorry i'm bored *

I am offended by your boredom.

**Booyakasha** · 05-20-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevrosini

* sorry i'm bored *

Not as sorry as we are, Fibby McGee.

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 11:01 PM

^ Think what you like! I couldn't care less, but, I wasn't "fibbing" now it's totally your choice.. Believe me or not. That's your free will.

Swordmaster Link · 05-20-2008, 11:13 PM

True or not (and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt), why would you come to a video game message board for advice about your girlfriend's abnormally large libido? This is one of the few instances in which the Konami Code will not work.

**Booyakasha** · 05-20-2008, 11:34 PM

^^Go peddle your papers, kid.

Kevrosini · 05-21-2008, 12:50 AM

^^ Ok, if you really wonna no, I shall explain!! You see I came here because i've heard from many a good friend that this forum is extremely helpful. So, I joined, also, I have been told that many respectable people come here!! But I guess I was wrong. I was only seeking advice ( I did post in the relationships forum). So I don't see owt wrong, and I wasn't fibbing!!!!

Anyway Booyakasha:

#1, I'm no kid!

#2, I'm sorry, I thought you were taking the piss!

#3, Let's just leave it at that shall we?

Guildmaster · 05-21-2008, 01:47 AM

That's a good answer.
And there are some respectable people here.
Oh! and SML he does have a point about it being in the relationships forum.
VGF isn't just a video game forum.
It's just mainly a video game forum.
I mean you have people talking about politics and religion everyday.

Anyway , kevrosini,about your problem , I may not know much about relationships, but I do think that you should confronbt her about it.

**Dr. Horrible** · 05-21-2008, 02:03 AM

Has she ever informed you that it's "business time?"

Kevrosini · 05-21-2008, 02:23 AM

^ In her mind, everyday is "business time!"

***ZeldaGirl*** · 05-21-2008, 03:05 AM

I'd say talk with her about it, and if necessary, talk to a therapist about it as well. Good luck.

GRENTLEMEN · 05-21-2008, 09:30 AM

WTF I thought this was the Contra forum

**Booyakasha** · 05-21-2008, 10:09 AM

I'm not going to tell anyone they're not allowed to talk absolute bollocks. It's like I was telling my BFF Shigeru Miyamoto the other day--'Storytelling isn't dishonest, as long as it's meant solely for entertainment purposes and everyone knows it's all made up.' And he was all, 'Ah so!' Then, suddenly, we got an urgent distress call from the North Pole--wouldn't you just know it, Santa Claus had been kidnapped by the saucermen AGAIN!! So Shiggy and I summoned our giant transforming robot suits from the depths of the ocean floor and lit out after the extraterrestrial fiends. Ahh, but that's a tale for another day...

GRENTLEMEN · 05-21-2008, 10:21 AM

^ Is that a level in Contra 4? I haven't played it yet.

05-20-2008, 05:45 PM	#26
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,265 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 556.50 Bank: 62,131.98 Total Points: 62,688.48 Donate	Similar meaning. Bumblebee barbecue kumquat? Tribble 84 sven lurching crumpets, the undertrump fribble 1010111010001010101 trunculent phenylketoneuria, whomp bubble. Dingbat? Terrible yo' mama the biscuits underflung. Spam, qualot?

05-20-2008, 11:13 PM	#31
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,321 Thanks: 225 Thanked 606 Times in 401 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 828.28 Bank: 1,284,075.44 Total Points: 1,284,903.72 Donate	*shrug* True or not (and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt), why would you come to a video game message board for advice about your girlfriend's abnormally large libido? This is one of the few instances in which the Konami Code will not work.

05-20-2008, 11:34 PM	#32
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,836 Thanks: 75 Thanked 351 Times in 227 Posts Points: 10,740.21 Bank: 21,470.81 Total Points: 32,211.02 Donate	^^Go peddle your papers, kid. __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president

05-21-2008, 10:09 AM	#39
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,836 Thanks: 75 Thanked 351 Times in 227 Posts Points: 10,740.21 Bank: 21,470.81 Total Points: 32,211.02 Donate	I'm not going to tell anyone they're not allowed to talk absolute bollocks. It's like I was telling my BFF Shigeru Miyamoto the other day--'Storytelling isn't dishonest, as long as it's meant solely for entertainment purposes and everyone knows it's all made up.' And he was all, 'Ah so!' Then, suddenly, we got an urgent distress call from the North Pole--wouldn't you just know it, Santa Claus had been kidnapped by the saucermen AGAIN!! So Shiggy and I summoned our giant transforming robot suits from the depths of the ocean floor and lit out after the extraterrestrial fiends. Ahh, but that's a tale for another day... __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president Last edited by Booyakasha; 05-21-2008 at 10:22 AM.

05-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#21
Perrin Aybara LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! Ban HotD Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 11,795 Thanks: 184 Thanked 357 Times in 178 Posts Points: 62,664.84 Bank: 151,320.92 Total Points: 213,985.76 Donate	Dump her and start dating her sister.-jay

05-20-2008, 10:27 AM	#22
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,015 Thanks: 484 Thanked 1,223 Times in 657 Posts Points: 723.77 Bank: 2,072,438.70 Total Points: 2,073,162.47 Donate	I think her name is Debra.

05-20-2008, 02:32 PM	#23
Kevrosini Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 785 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 34 Posts Points: 5,522.23 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,522.23 Donate	HA HA HA. WTF. You guys are seriously funny, I actually find it quite amusing, now... But no, her name is Crystal!!! However she does have a friend that's CALLED Debbra, and, a little bird told (WHISPERED) me that she's into "BUM FUN" soooo I see a three-way orgy happening very, very, soon!! I guess I could shag two birds with one bishop... Hell way not.

05-20-2008, 02:55 PM	#24
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,212 Thanks: 905 Thanked 918 Times in 421 Posts Points: 31,194.10 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 31,194.10 Donate	This one time I fought myself out of a cave full of terrorists using a sword crafted by ancient Roman wizards in the land before time. True story.

05-20-2008, 04:35 PM	#25
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,737 Thanks: 74 Thanked 197 Times in 135 Posts Points: 9,403.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,403.78 Donate	I walked down the street, and BAM! Japanese samurai robots attacked me! But I used Dr. McNinja's eye knife attack to repel them all... only for Tony Blair to steal my cell phone!

05-20-2008, 06:28 PM	#27
Kevrosini Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 785 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 34 Posts Points: 5,522.23 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,522.23 Donate	^ huh, say what? Anyway. From out of dark and into light my circle gast, the candles burn bright. Using the power of three times three, hotter than fire!! this spell shall be. All lustful feeling's you will take, break one's bonds. Twixt, I and you!!! With my free will and harm to none. I now proclaim this spell be done. So mote it be!!!!! * sorry i'm bored *

05-20-2008, 11:01 PM	#30
Kevrosini Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 785 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 34 Posts Points: 5,522.23 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,522.23 Donate	^ Think what you like! I couldn't care less, but, I wasn't "fibbing" now it's totally your choice.. Believe me or not. That's your free will.

05-21-2008, 12:50 AM	#33
Kevrosini Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 785 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 34 Posts Points: 5,522.23 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,522.23 Donate	^^ Ok, if you really wonna no, I shall explain!! You see I came here because i've heard from many a good friend that this forum is extremely helpful. So, I joined, also, I have been told that many respectable people come here!! But I guess I was wrong. I was only seeking advice ( I did post in the relationships forum). So I don't see owt wrong, and I wasn't fibbing!!!! Anyway Booyakasha: #1, I'm no kid! #2, I'm sorry, I thought you were taking the piss! #3, Let's just leave it at that shall we?

05-21-2008, 01:47 AM	#34
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The tropical island paradise of Jomama Gender: Posts: 827 Thanks: 325 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts Points: 8,682.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,682.96 Donate	That's a good answer. And there are some respectable people here. Oh! and SML he does have a point about it being in the relationships forum. VGF isn't just a video game forum. It's just mainly a video game forum. I mean you have people talking about politics and religion everyday. Anyway , kevrosini,about your problem , I may not know much about relationships, but I do think that you should confronbt her about it.

05-21-2008, 02:03 AM	#35
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,424 Thanks: 107 Thanked 311 Times in 184 Posts Points: 108.71 Bank: 2,105,762.84 Total Points: 2,105,871.55 Donate	Has she ever informed you that it's "business time?"

05-21-2008, 02:23 AM	#36
Kevrosini Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 785 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 34 Posts Points: 5,522.23 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,522.23 Donate	^ In her mind, everyday is "business time!"

05-21-2008, 03:05 AM	#37
*ZeldaGirl* Venting SuperMod Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 11,951 Thanks: 506 Thanked 767 Times in 516 Posts Points: 26,255.98 Bank: 351,509.09 Total Points: 377,765.07 Donate	I'd say talk with her about it, and if necessary, talk to a therapist about it as well. Good luck.

05-21-2008, 09:30 AM	#38
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,015 Thanks: 484 Thanked 1,223 Times in 657 Posts Points: 723.77 Bank: 2,072,438.70 Total Points: 2,073,162.47 Donate	WTF I thought this was the Contra forum

05-21-2008, 10:21 AM	#40
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,015 Thanks: 484 Thanked 1,223 Times in 657 Posts Points: 723.77 Bank: 2,072,438.70 Total Points: 2,073,162.47 Donate	^ Is that a level in Contra 4? I haven't played it yet.