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| 05-21-2008, 11:35 AM | #42 |
| You see, my father was a drunk and fiend.....  Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender:  Posts: 9,954 Thanks: 1,101 Thanked 251 Times in 183 Posts    | I'll tell you what, If you get tired and can't hack it send that breazziiieee over to me and I'll lay the pipe L.A. style. (Meaning I'll spray that ass with graffitti, pistol whip her in the back of the head and stab that trick in the neck with my shank all while performing the act of the best intercourse fo her life) After were done I'll spank her on the ass and have make her me a sandwhich, at which point I'll crack open a beer and turn on the game. After I'm recharged I'll drop on that ass again like a ten pound brick !!  __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness |
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| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to The Joker For This Useful Post: | ADVENTURE BUS (05-21-2008), Dylan (05-21-2008) |
| 05-21-2008, 12:18 PM | #44 |
| I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS!  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,123 Thanks: 937 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts   | It's over, everyone go home. __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever  |
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| 05-21-2008, 02:14 PM | #45 |
| Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 656 Thanks: 18 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts  | Just an update for you extremely nice genteels: I finally convined my girlfriend to go see a Doctor. And being the caring person that I am, I desided I should go, too!!! Now, the Doctor "thinks" she may have a brain tumour, but he would like some more tests just to be sure...He also found an unusual amount of anabolic hormones in her bloodstream!!! Hence the high sex drive. Now, she is really scared, and so am I.... Again I don't care if you believe me or not, but I'm telling you all, it's NOT ****ing funny. AND I'm NOT Joking!!!!! |
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| 05-21-2008, 02:23 PM | #46 | |
| Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 851 Thanked 876 Times in 400 Posts    | Quote:
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| The Following User Says Thank You to Dylan For This Useful Post: | The Joker (05-23-2008) |
| 05-21-2008, 02:58 PM | #47 |
| Don't ban me please. :(  | This could have been a very serious topic but it quickly turned into a joke because the phrase "sex addict" was thrown in. This all seems like a guy is pulling a fast one on everyone at VGF. On that note, I leave you with a few quotes from Chazz Michael Michaels. "We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps." "No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... " "I'll get inside your face" "and this is my brothers new girlfriend and she is not a whore. I'm in a lot of pain I think I'm gonna barf" "I think I see the Virgin Mary" "Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!" "Ahh, my nutsack!" "THAT, young man, is how babies are made." "I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse." "Hey, MacElroy, was that your routine or a performance of Cirque de So Lame? Besides, you're too late; they already handed out the girls' medals this morning." "What're you, the rug doctor?" "This isn't what it looks like. [Grabs Katie's breast]" "No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina." "I'm a sex addict." Actually what I was really looking for were some words of wisdom which may help your sex addict girlfriend. "God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend, the courage to go home without having sex with my friend's girlfriend and the wisdom to know that masturbation is sometimes the most sensible solution." Tell her to masturbate more often. It feels good and will take away some of that extreme sex drive. __________________  Hold that thought, the bat signal! ~SML SML, always in a hurry when he's about to get in trouble. Last edited by wariovswario; 05-21-2008 at 03:10 PM. |
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| 05-21-2008, 03:18 PM | #48 |
| Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 851 Thanked 876 Times in 400 Posts | Another thread ruined by WvW. |
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| 05-21-2008, 03:26 PM | #49 |
| Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 656 Thanks: 18 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts | Thank's for that. Ok, Ok, I'll admit, maybe I shouldn't have used "sex addict" But I am being serious, and I was only seeking some advice!!! I don't wonna get into flamewar's with anyone.... But now I no it's not her fault. She need's help and hopefully when the Doctor's run more test's, they'll find out what's wrong... Please just close this thread...Someone!!!! |
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| 05-21-2008, 03:46 PM | #50 |
| Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade  Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 29,999 Thanks: 215 Thanked 538 Times in 376 Posts     | Eh, it doesn't seem particularly close-worthy but your wish is my command... |
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| 05-23-2008, 09:35 AM | #51 |
 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender:  Posts: 15,881 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,151 Times in 628 Posts    | ITS NOT A TUMA /ahnuld |
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