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**Perrin Aybara** · 05-20-2008, 09:33 AM

Dump her and start dating her sister.-jay

Serial Miller · 05-20-2008, 10:27 AM

I think her name is Debra.

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 02:32 PM

HA HA HA. WTF. You guys are seriously funny, I actually find it quite amusing, now... But no, her name is Crystal!!! However she does have a friend that's CALLED Debbra, and, a little bird told (WHISPERED) me that she's into "BUM FUN" soooo I see a three-way orgy happening very, very, soon!! I guess I could shag two birds with one bishop... Hell way not.

**FACE K. POLK** · 05-20-2008, 02:55 PM

This one time I fought myself out of a cave full of terrorists using a sword crafted by ancient Roman wizards in the land before time.

True story.

Metal Man · 05-20-2008, 04:35 PM

I walked down the street, and BAM! Japanese samurai robots attacked me! But I used Dr. McNinja's eye knife attack to repel them all... only for Tony Blair to steal my cell phone!

Sarai and Samiel · 05-20-2008, 05:45 PM

Bumblebee barbecue kumquat? Tribble 84 sven lurching crumpets, the undertrump fribble 1010111010001010101 trunculent phenylketoneuria, whomp bubble. Dingbat? Terrible yo' mama the biscuits underflung. Spam, qualot?

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 06:28 PM

^ huh, say what? Anyway. From out of dark and into light my circle gast, the candles burn bright. Using the power of three times three, hotter than fire!! this spell shall be. All lustful feeling's you will take, break one's bonds. Twixt, I and you!!! With my free will and harm to none. I now proclaim this spell be done. So mote it be!!!!!

* sorry i'm bored *

Serial Miller · 05-20-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevrosini

* sorry i'm bored *

I am offended by your boredom.

**Booyakasha** · 05-20-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevrosini

* sorry i'm bored *

Not as sorry as we are, Fibby McGee.

Kevrosini · 05-20-2008, 11:01 PM

^ Think what you like! I couldn't care less, but, I wasn't "fibbing" now it's totally your choice.. Believe me or not. That's your free will.

Swordmaster Link · 05-20-2008, 11:13 PM

True or not (and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt), why would you come to a video game message board for advice about your girlfriend's abnormally large libido? This is one of the few instances in which the Konami Code will not work.

**Booyakasha** · 05-20-2008, 11:34 PM

^^Go peddle your papers, kid.

Kevrosini · 05-21-2008, 12:50 AM

^^ Ok, if you really wonna no, I shall explain!! You see I came here because i've heard from many a good friend that this forum is extremely helpful. So, I joined, also, I have been told that many respectable people come here!! But I guess I was wrong. I was only seeking advice ( I did post in the relationships forum). So I don't see owt wrong, and I wasn't fibbing!!!!

Anyway Booyakasha:

#1, I'm no kid!

#2, I'm sorry, I thought you were taking the piss!

#3, Let's just leave it at that shall we?

Guildmaster · 05-21-2008, 01:47 AM

That's a good answer.
And there are some respectable people here.
Oh! and SML he does have a point about it being in the relationships forum.
VGF isn't just a video game forum.
It's just mainly a video game forum.
I mean you have people talking about politics and religion everyday.

Anyway , kevrosini,about your problem , I may not know much about relationships, but I do think that you should confronbt her about it.

**Deku Trii** · 05-21-2008, 02:03 AM

Has she ever informed you that it's "business time?"

Kevrosini · 05-21-2008, 02:23 AM

^ In her mind, everyday is "business time!"

***ZeldaGirl*** · 05-21-2008, 03:05 AM

I'd say talk with her about it, and if necessary, talk to a therapist about it as well. Good luck.

Serial Miller · 05-21-2008, 09:30 AM

WTF I thought this was the Contra forum

**Booyakasha** · 05-21-2008, 10:09 AM

I'm not going to tell anyone they're not allowed to talk absolute bollocks. It's like I was telling my BFF Shigeru Miyamoto the other day--'Storytelling isn't dishonest, as long as it's meant solely for entertainment purposes and everyone knows it's all made up.' And he was all, 'Ah so!' Then, suddenly, we got an urgent distress call from the North Pole--wouldn't you just know it, Santa Claus had been kidnapped by the saucermen AGAIN!! So Shiggy and I summoned our giant transforming robot suits from the depths of the ocean floor and lit out after the extraterrestrial fiends. Ahh, but that's a tale for another day...

Serial Miller · 05-21-2008, 10:21 AM

^ Is that a level in Contra 4? I haven't played it yet.

05-20-2008, 05:45 PM	#26
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,261 Thanks: 148 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 915.87 Bank: 46,946.46 Total Points: 47,862.33 Donate	Similar meaning. Bumblebee barbecue kumquat? Tribble 84 sven lurching crumpets, the undertrump fribble 1010111010001010101 trunculent phenylketoneuria, whomp bubble. Dingbat? Terrible yo' mama the biscuits underflung. Spam, qualot?

05-20-2008, 11:13 PM	#31
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 29,488 Thanks: 211 Thanked 504 Times in 347 Posts Points: 428.64 Bank: 1,050,203.33 Total Points: 1,050,631.97 Donate	*shrug* True or not (and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt), why would you come to a video game message board for advice about your girlfriend's abnormally large libido? This is one of the few instances in which the Konami Code will not work.

05-20-2008, 11:34 PM	#32
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,812 Thanks: 75 Thanked 338 Times in 220 Posts Points: 9,328.64 Bank: 20,637.07 Total Points: 29,965.71 Donate	^^Go peddle your papers, kid. __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president

05-21-2008, 10:09 AM	#39
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,812 Thanks: 75 Thanked 338 Times in 220 Posts Points: 9,328.64 Bank: 20,637.07 Total Points: 29,965.71 Donate	I'm not going to tell anyone they're not allowed to talk absolute bollocks. It's like I was telling my BFF Shigeru Miyamoto the other day--'Storytelling isn't dishonest, as long as it's meant solely for entertainment purposes and everyone knows it's all made up.' And he was all, 'Ah so!' Then, suddenly, we got an urgent distress call from the North Pole--wouldn't you just know it, Santa Claus had been kidnapped by the saucermen AGAIN!! So Shiggy and I summoned our giant transforming robot suits from the depths of the ocean floor and lit out after the extraterrestrial fiends. Ahh, but that's a tale for another day... __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president Last edited by Booyakasha; 05-21-2008 at 10:22 AM.

05-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#21
Perrin Aybara LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! Ban HotD Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 11,759 Thanks: 169 Thanked 323 Times in 172 Posts Points: 59,400.05 Bank: 129,150.95 Total Points: 188,551.00 Donate	Dump her and start dating her sister.-jay

05-20-2008, 10:27 AM	#22
Serial Miller Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,679 Thanks: 416 Thanked 1,046 Times in 585 Posts Points: 14,135.59 Bank: 1,556,398.07 Total Points: 1,570,533.65 Donate	I think her name is Debra.

05-20-2008, 02:32 PM	#23
Kevrosini Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 407 Thanks: 15 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts Points: 4,085.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,085.59 Donate	HA HA HA. WTF. You guys are seriously funny, I actually find it quite amusing, now... But no, her name is Crystal!!! However she does have a friend that's CALLED Debbra, and, a little bird told (WHISPERED) me that she's into "BUM FUN" soooo I see a three-way orgy happening very, very, soon!! I guess I could shag two birds with one bishop... Hell way not.

05-20-2008, 02:55 PM	#24
FACE K. POLK Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 5,988 Thanks: 808 Thanked 808 Times in 373 Posts Points: 34,654.85 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 34,654.85 Donate	This one time I fought myself out of a cave full of terrorists using a sword crafted by ancient Roman wizards in the land before time. True story.

05-20-2008, 04:35 PM	#25
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,575 Thanks: 73 Thanked 181 Times in 121 Posts Points: 4,762.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,762.29 Donate	I walked down the street, and BAM! Japanese samurai robots attacked me! But I used Dr. McNinja's eye knife attack to repel them all... only for Tony Blair to steal my cell phone!

05-20-2008, 06:28 PM	#27
Kevrosini Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 407 Thanks: 15 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts Points: 4,085.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,085.59 Donate	^ huh, say what? Anyway. From out of dark and into light my circle gast, the candles burn bright. Using the power of three times three, hotter than fire!! this spell shall be. All lustful feeling's you will take, break one's bonds. Twixt, I and you!!! With my free will and harm to none. I now proclaim this spell be done. So mote it be!!!!! * sorry i'm bored *

05-20-2008, 11:01 PM	#30
Kevrosini Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 407 Thanks: 15 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts Points: 4,085.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,085.59 Donate	^ Think what you like! I couldn't care less, but, I wasn't "fibbing" now it's totally your choice.. Believe me or not. That's your free will.

05-21-2008, 12:50 AM	#33
Kevrosini Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 407 Thanks: 15 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts Points: 4,085.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,085.59 Donate	^^ Ok, if you really wonna no, I shall explain!! You see I came here because i've heard from many a good friend that this forum is extremely helpful. So, I joined, also, I have been told that many respectable people come here!! But I guess I was wrong. I was only seeking advice ( I did post in the relationships forum). So I don't see owt wrong, and I wasn't fibbing!!!! Anyway Booyakasha: #1, I'm no kid! #2, I'm sorry, I thought you were taking the piss! #3, Let's just leave it at that shall we?

05-21-2008, 01:47 AM	#34
Guildmaster Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The tropical island paradise of Jomama Gender: Posts: 709 Thanks: 211 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts Points: 2,904.38 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,904.38 Donate	That's a good answer. And there are some respectable people here. Oh! and SML he does have a point about it being in the relationships forum. VGF isn't just a video game forum. It's just mainly a video game forum. I mean you have people talking about politics and religion everyday. Anyway , kevrosini,about your problem , I may not know much about relationships, but I do think that you should confronbt her about it.

05-21-2008, 02:03 AM	#35
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,254 Thanks: 97 Thanked 244 Times in 161 Posts Points: 1,321.96 Bank: 1,566,553.83 Total Points: 1,567,875.79 Donate	Has she ever informed you that it's "business time?"

05-21-2008, 02:23 AM	#36
Kevrosini Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: In my Castle. Somewhere in england Gender: Posts: 407 Thanks: 15 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts Points: 4,085.59 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,085.59 Donate	^ In her mind, everyday is "business time!"

05-21-2008, 03:05 AM	#37
*ZeldaGirl* Venting SuperMod Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 11,356 Thanks: 482 Thanked 671 Times in 462 Posts Points: 8,256.37 Bank: 261,176.43 Total Points: 269,432.80 Donate	I'd say talk with her about it, and if necessary, talk to a therapist about it as well. Good luck.

05-21-2008, 09:30 AM	#38
Serial Miller Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,679 Thanks: 416 Thanked 1,046 Times in 585 Posts Points: 14,135.59 Bank: 1,556,398.07 Total Points: 1,570,533.65 Donate	WTF I thought this was the Contra forum

05-21-2008, 10:21 AM	#40
Serial Miller Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,679 Thanks: 416 Thanked 1,046 Times in 585 Posts Points: 14,135.59 Bank: 1,556,398.07 Total Points: 1,570,533.65 Donate	^ Is that a level in Contra 4? I haven't played it yet.