HORRIBLE RETRO QUOTES

***Cosmonautical*** · 02-09-2007, 07:43 AM

Here's how the topic works: You post your favorite lines from NES, SNES, or other early-generation systems' games. The worse the translation or the cornier the plot, the better. Feel free to post screen shots of the offending text. So, tell me....

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?!1

Or, there's always the under-appreciated arcade version;

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 02-09-2007, 08:56 AM

All your base. Nuff' said.

Mushi · 02-09-2007, 10:14 AM

"A winner is you!"

Bomby · 02-09-2007, 10:32 AM

If all else fails use fire.

Mushi · 02-09-2007, 11:20 AM

"BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS".

LinkManDX · 02-09-2007, 11:25 AM

"SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!"

Mushi · 02-09-2007, 11:31 AM

"I feel asleep!"

Rainbow Dash · 02-09-2007, 04:37 PM

I AM ERROR

Mushi · 02-09-2007, 05:49 PM

"You are a Turks."

Totally Kennerson · 02-09-2007, 06:03 PM

Victoly!

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-09-2007, 06:04 PM

Off course!

UltimateGamer178 · 02-09-2007, 06:47 PM

"God! Excrement! I'm surrounded!"

***Booyakasha*** · 02-09-2007, 06:48 PM

"Winners don't do drugs!"--William J. Sessions, Director of the FBI

UltimateGamer178 · 02-09-2007, 06:56 PM

"Blood is thick, but syrup's thicker. Think about it"

LinkManDX · 02-09-2007, 07:03 PM

Mushi · 02-09-2007, 08:28 PM

"This guy are sick"

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-09-2007, 08:41 PM

BARF !!

ChuckleHuck · 02-09-2007, 08:44 PM

"Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!"

"It's dangerous out there, take this."

"I am Sinistar, I live."

UltimateGamer178 · 02-09-2007, 08:45 PM

"Welcome to Warp Zone!"

ChuckleHuck · 02-09-2007, 08:49 PM

"Lvl 1-1"

"Mario x 3"

"Game-Over"

02-09-2007, 07:43 AM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,156 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	HORRIBLE RETRO QUOTES Here's how the topic works: You post your favorite lines from NES, SNES, or other early-generation systems' games. The worse the translation or the cornier the plot, the better. Feel free to post screen shots of the offending text. So, tell me.... ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?!1 Or, there's always the under-appreciated arcade version; Last edited by Cosmonautical; 02-09-2007 at 07:57 AM.

02-09-2007, 10:14 AM	#3
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	"A winner is you!" __________________

02-09-2007, 11:20 AM	#5
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	"BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS". __________________

02-09-2007, 11:31 AM	#7
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	"I feel asleep!" __________________

02-09-2007, 05:49 PM	#9
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	"You are a Turks." __________________

02-09-2007, 08:56 AM	#2
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	All your base. Nuff' said.

02-09-2007, 10:32 AM	#4
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	If all else fails use fire.

02-09-2007, 11:25 AM	#6
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	"SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!"

02-09-2007, 04:37 PM	#8
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	I AM ERROR

02-09-2007, 06:03 PM	#10
Totally Kennerson Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Falling down all these stairs Gender: Posts: 2,116 Thanks: 340 Thanked 406 Times in 136 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Victoly!

02-09-2007, 06:04 PM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Something like that. Off course!

02-09-2007, 06:47 PM	#12
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	"God! Excrement! I'm surrounded!"

02-09-2007, 06:48 PM	#13
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	"Winners don't do drugs!"--William J. Sessions, Director of the FBI

02-09-2007, 06:56 PM	#14
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	"Blood is thick, but syrup's thicker. Think about it"

02-09-2007, 07:03 PM	#15
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts

02-09-2007, 08:28 PM	#16
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	"This guy are sick" __________________

02-09-2007, 08:41 PM	#17
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	BARF !!

02-09-2007, 08:44 PM	#18
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	"Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!" "It's dangerous out there, take this." "I am Sinistar, I live."

02-09-2007, 08:45 PM	#19
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	"Welcome to Warp Zone!"

02-09-2007, 08:49 PM	#20
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	"Lvl 1-1" "Mario x 3" "Game-Over"