Old games to avoid

Leinad · 02-27-2009, 04:15 PM

Post the title, system and a brief reason as to why to avoid the game.

Robocop Vs. the Terminator. (Megadrive)
By the fourth level I finally got a different song to the opening theme, the controls are terrible, the weapons suck, enemies are retarded and the levels are dull. Nuff said.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-27-2009, 04:47 PM

SNES

Tom & Jerry

It sucks. In all possible ways. As you'd expect.

Luigi Pwns All · 02-27-2009, 07:39 PM

SNES Toy Story.

That was bad taste even for a 7 year old.

***Cosmonautical*** · 02-27-2009, 10:27 PM

Any Army Men games. Why? 3DO made them. Isn't that excuse enough?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-27-2009, 11:36 PM

^ I wanted to like those games. Buuut I couldn't.

1-up Salesman · 02-28-2009, 10:50 AM

Captain Planet (NES)

Dr. Furball · 02-28-2009, 01:13 PM

Lester the Unlikely (SNES)

While it had some good ideas for developing Lester throughout the game...everything else sucked. Especially the controls.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-28-2009, 04:50 PM

Magic Boy

SNES

Horrid story, characters, music, graphics, controls, and, he dies from ankle high water.

Metal Man · 02-28-2009, 05:05 PM

Hook (NES)
Pac-World 2 (SNES)
Batman and Robin (PS1)
Hong Kong '97 (SNES)
Super Off Road "The Baja" (SNES)
Ultimate Fighter (SNES)
Best of the Best: Championship Karate (Genesis)
Evander Holyfield Real Deal Boxing (Genesis)
Raid 2020 (NES)
Packy and Marlon (SNES)
Rex Ronan (SNES)
Challenge of the Dragon (NES)
Laser Invasion (NES)
Nagano Winter Olympics '98 (N64)

Robotazy · 02-28-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casual Violence

Any Army Men games. Why? 3DO made them. Isn't that excuse enough?

But I liked Air Attack

Anyway, ummmmm.....Madden for the DS.

It's so "Bleh"

Auron · 02-28-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Nagano Winter Olympics '98 (N64)

Oh dear God. That was quite possibly the worst game I've ever played.

Leinad · 03-01-2009, 05:15 AM

Batman returns (master system)
It's bat-****.

Vgfian · 03-01-2009, 10:57 AM

Batman forever SNES.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-03-2009, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Super Off Road "The Baja" (SNES)

What's your beef with Baja, dude?

**Valigarmander** · 03-03-2009, 09:18 AM

Young Merlin (SNES)

You don't have to play for five minutes before you go, "What the **** am I doing?"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-03-2009, 04:49 PM

Pinochio
SNES

AHHH

Panfan · 03-03-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckbeard the Pirate

Batman forever SNES.

Is it similar for the Genesis version as well? Because my brother said he found an old game lying around today...

Also:
Superman (Genesis)
Ballz (SNES)
Day Dreamin' Davey (NES) (there's no possible way this was made by the same people who made Kirby)
Star Trek: 25th Anniversary (NES)
Taz-Mania (Genesis)
Star Wars (NES)

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-03-2009, 09:57 PM

Day. Dreamin'. Davey.

Who greenlights this b.s?

Dizzy · 03-06-2009, 11:22 AM

A Week Of Garfield (NES).

It's enough to make even the most avid Garfield fan shutter out of their shoes.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-06-2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Day. Dreamin'. Davey.

Who greenlights this b.s?

Dude, read this, hilarious:

Day Dreamin' Davey

02-27-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	Old games to avoid Post the title, system and a brief reason as to why to avoid the game. Robocop Vs. the Terminator. (Megadrive) By the fourth level I finally got a different song to the opening theme, the controls are terrible, the weapons suck, enemies are retarded and the levels are dull. Nuff said.

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I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ I wanted to like those games. Buuut I couldn't.

02-28-2009, 01:13 PM	#7
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	Lester the Unlikely (SNES) While it had some good ideas for developing Lester throughout the game...everything else sucked. Especially the controls.

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Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	Batman returns (master system) It's bat-****.

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