HORRIBLE RETRO QUOTES - Page 3 - VGF

SephirothKirby · 02-15-2007, 11:45 AM

Okay, it's been a while since I played Golden Axe III, so don't get pissed if this quote is slightly off.

"You made it to ... Then you dead."

Antisocial · 02-16-2007, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIGILANTE KEVORKIAN

^ "NO OUTSIDE LINKING OF IMAGES"

Well, that sucks. It was a good nonsensical one, too.

Galefore · 02-16-2007, 05:41 PM

"WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE."

Tad Venture · 02-26-2007, 08:53 PM

SPECTACLE ROCK IS THE ENTRANCE TO DEATH.

LuWEEGEEman · 03-24-2007, 07:57 PM

"i am error."
every one knows this one!

MushroomKingdomSavior · 03-25-2007, 10:46 AM

Iabsolutely hated when the turtles said "CowaBunga!"

blaziken3 · 03-25-2007, 11:34 AM

I just hate the turtles I wish the next time they say something stupid I could go to go to the creators and yell at them until they cancel it.SLAPPING TOO

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Almost level four.............................................. .................

MushroomKingdomSavior · 03-25-2007, 12:37 PM

Yup, curse their surfer personalitys and ways.

N Kong · 03-26-2007, 02:10 PM

"Mario! It that really you?" ~ Yoshi

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-29-2007, 02:36 PM

Some HORRIBLE quotes from BoFII:
Ranger, are you working? You are working hard?
You MUSTN'T go into other people's bathrooms!

And then there's this all time classic:
Course Clear! You got a card! -CSM

Codiekitty · 04-03-2007, 06:26 PM

WILL HELP YOU!

My brother. My steel is no match for these creatures. Only with your great kicking skills can we hope for victory.

Jimbo Baby...

Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

Detective Lilac Bandicoot · 04-04-2007, 06:41 AM

I have no idea if this counts as retro but...

"You have no chance to survive make your time"

EDITS: Damn...that's already used...uhm...

'IT'S A TRAP!"

GRENTLEMEN · 04-06-2007, 01:56 AM

Think more like Retro Video Game quotes.

Excuse my paraphrasing, but..

"They must be deadly poisonous Zanzibar hamsters!" - Metal Gear 2, MSX

Codiekitty · 04-06-2007, 10:58 AM

Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

VWF_champion · 04-22-2007, 09:06 AM

"Rain can be found in the graveyard"

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 04-23-2007, 03:40 PM

From Ballz 3D: "Taunt the Ostritch!"

**Booyakasha** · 04-25-2007, 11:03 AM

I just found the awesomest thing in the history of ever--they retold 'Romeo and Juliet' through the medium of horrible retro quotes. Starring Street Fighter's Dan Hibiki and KOF's Yuri Sakazaki in the title roles. Check it out now, funk soul brother.

Deviot · 04-25-2007, 11:37 AM

That was awesome.

Luigi Fan 950 · 04-28-2007, 12:30 AM

I hope she make lots of spaghetti.

I have always hated that quote.

03-25-2007, 11:34 AM	#48
blaziken3 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Private Gender: Posts: 28 Thanks: 17 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,400.69 Bank: 0.54 Total Points: 2,401.22 Donate	I just hate the turtles I wish the next time they say something stupid I could go to go to the creators and yell at them until they cancel it.SLAPPING TOO .................................................. .................................................. .. Almost level four.............................................. ................. Last edited by blaziken3; 03-25-2007 at 11:34 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-26-2007, 02:10 PM	#50
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 985 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 897.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 897.73 Donate	"Mario! It that really you?" ~ Yoshi Last edited by N King; 03-27-2007 at 06:32 PM.

04-23-2007, 03:40 PM	#57
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04-25-2007, 11:03 AM	#58
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02-14-2007, 11:06 AM	#41
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02-15-2007, 11:45 AM	#42
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02-16-2007, 05:41 PM	#44
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02-26-2007, 08:53 PM	#45
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03-24-2007, 07:57 PM	#46
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03-25-2007, 10:46 AM	#47
MushroomKingdomSavior Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Mushroom Kingdom Gender: Posts: 84 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,629.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,629.89 Donate	Iabsolutely hated when the turtles said "CowaBunga!"

03-25-2007, 12:37 PM	#49
MushroomKingdomSavior Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Mushroom Kingdom Gender: Posts: 84 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,629.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,629.89 Donate	Yup, curse their surfer personalitys and ways.

03-29-2007, 02:36 PM	#51
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04-03-2007, 06:26 PM	#52
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04-04-2007, 06:41 AM	#53
Detective Lilac Bandicoot Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts Points: 8,762.30 Bank: 846.73 Total Points: 9,609.03 Donate	I have no idea if this counts as retro but... "You have no chance to survive make your time" EDITS: Damn...that's already used...uhm... 'IT'S A TRAP!"

04-06-2007, 01:56 AM	#54
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04-06-2007, 10:58 AM	#55
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04-22-2007, 09:06 AM	#56
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04-25-2007, 11:37 AM	#59
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 935 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,156.98 Bank: 7,425.44 Total Points: 12,582.42 Donate	That was awesome.

04-28-2007, 12:30 AM	#60
Luigi Fan 950 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A small, blank, room Gender: Posts: 182 Thanks: 6 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 568.96 Bank: 1,161.27 Total Points: 1,730.23 Donate	I hope she make lots of spaghetti. I have always hated that quote.