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I am nobody · 09-15-2007, 07:32 AM

100 posts. And I'm going to stop doing that when I get to 500.

Chunky Kong12345 · 09-15-2007, 07:34 PM

Mario Strikers Charged

ARGH THIS GAME IS TOO HARD I CAN'T BEAT THE CRYSTAL CUP DIDDY IS SO CHEAP AND CRYSTAL CANYON SUCKS ASS

I am nobody · 09-16-2007, 07:55 AM

Now for a real reviewish thing by a LoZ: Windwaker fanboy on TP: TP sucks has the worst gameplay ever also the characters are mutated and ugly the plot is deppresing and has bad pacing and a tiny overworld and WW pwns it in everything IMO

Sailing>>>>>Horse Riding.

Asks n00b if he's ever heard of commas then kills him.

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 09-16-2007, 02:43 PM

Panfan the GameFAQs user's review of Super Mario Bros.

This is the greatest and most influential game ever? Psh. Greatest and most influential piece of CRAP.

Story: 1/10
Oh here's a shocker, Bowser kidnapped the princess! What the hell Nintendo? You do this in almost every Mario game, and now you do it in this one? Way to be original. If you want story, play Gears of War.

Graphics: 1/10
This looks so blocky. Nintendo graphics suck ass. If you want graphics, play Gears of War.

Sound: 1/10
OH MY EARS! It's horrible. Especially because we have games with FULL ORCHESTRA. Get with the picture, Nintendo. If you want sound, play Gears of War.

Gameplay: 1/10
YOU DO THIS IN EVERY PLATFORMER. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL NINTENDO? It's not fun. If you want gameplay, play Gears of War.

Controls: 1/10
You can only run and jump. Nothing else. It's boring and full of crap. If you want controls, play Gears of War.

Pros:
It's probably like $2 now
I guess some of the music is a little catchy
It's not as good as Gears of War

Cons:
It's not even worth that $2
The music is ruined by bleeps and bloops
The graphics are really pixelated
The story's the same as every other Mario game
You do the same you do in every platformer ever
You can only run and jump
Gears of War is better

Buy, Rent, or Skip?
Skip. Buy Gears of War instead.

X-3 · 09-16-2007, 06:48 PM

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Where's Sonic? This game NEEDS Sonic. I don't care if it's not released yet, it's not any good until Sonic is confirmed!

Microphone_Kirby · 10-04-2007, 11:44 AM

M_K's Bad review of Need for Speed: Carbon

Hello, I'll tell you about NFS: Carbon today.

You start off as some loser who tries to come back to Carbon City but gets caught by long time "aquaintances". 2 things abot this.

The loser: WHY CAN'T WE SEE HIS FACE?!?! He might as well be a wraith from Lord of the Rings!! We can't see the other faces, but not our own?!
Carbon City: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LAME NAME FOR??? Why not NOS City or Iron city; they're far more apporpriate(SP?) names!

Now moving on...
Your car gets wrecked after the chase and you get a new ride. The "wrecked car" scenario is nice and original. I love it! But...
WHY CAN'T WE GET COOLER AND BETTER STARTING CARS!!! I'd rather have my bro's car (which has a flat tire and a mediocre paint job) than ANY of those cars!!!
Now onto the main game...

Your job is to aquire dirrerent territories from different gangs. Simple huh?
But sometimes you defend your territories from loser gangs and not the gangs you're trying to take the territory from. COOL! I like beating losers for next to nothing!

Now the boss races... You first race in the 2 part boss race is a regular race. No biggie, right? Then you participate in the Canyon Duel. WTF!?!? Why can't we just race on a regular track like normal pepole? And why can't I lose my car if I fall off?!?!

ARRRRGH I'm so mad!!! I'll finish this later.

To be Concluded...

09-16-2007, 02:43 PM	#344
YOU ARE MY FRIENDS JESUS SAID Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ON A FRIENDSHIP TREK (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,135 Thanks: 477 Thanked 838 Times in 600 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 2,468.55 Bank: 21,468.11 Total Points: 23,936.66 Donate	Panfan the GameFAQs user's review of Super Mario Bros. This is the greatest and most influential game ever? Psh. Greatest and most influential piece of CRAP. Story: 1/10 Oh here's a shocker, Bowser kidnapped the princess! What the hell Nintendo? You do this in almost every Mario game, and now you do it in this one? Way to be original. If you want story, play Gears of War. Graphics: 1/10 This looks so blocky. Nintendo graphics suck ass. If you want graphics, play Gears of War. Sound: 1/10 OH MY EARS! It's horrible. Especially because we have games with FULL ORCHESTRA. Get with the picture, Nintendo. If you want sound, play Gears of War. Gameplay: 1/10 YOU DO THIS IN EVERY PLATFORMER. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL NINTENDO? It's not fun. If you want gameplay, play Gears of War. Controls: 1/10 You can only run and jump. Nothing else. It's boring and full of crap. If you want controls, play Gears of War. Pros: It's probably like $2 now I guess some of the music is a little catchy It's not as good as Gears of War Cons: It's not even worth that $2 The music is ruined by bleeps and bloops The graphics are really pixelated The story's the same as every other Mario game You do the same you do in every platformer ever You can only run and jump Gears of War is better Buy, Rent, or Skip? Skip. Buy Gears of War instead. __________________ L2R: Alex, Max, Bitch, Ethan, I'm not sure she has a name.

09-15-2007, 07:32 AM	#341
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09-16-2007, 07:55 AM	#343
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,354.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,354.72 Donate	Now for a real reviewish thing by a LoZ: Windwaker fanboy on TP: TP sucks has the worst gameplay ever also the characters are mutated and ugly the plot is deppresing and has bad pacing and a tiny overworld and WW pwns it in everything IMO Sailing>>>>>Horse Riding. Asks n00b if he's ever heard of commas then kills him.

09-16-2007, 06:48 PM	#345
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10-04-2007, 11:44 AM	#346
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 4,953 Thanks: 257 Thanked 78 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 19.27 Bank: 18,158.40 Total Points: 18,177.67 Donate	M_K's Bad review of Need for Speed: Carbon Hello, I'll tell you about NFS: Carbon today. You start off as some loser who tries to come back to Carbon City but gets caught by long time "aquaintances". 2 things abot this. The loser: WHY CAN'T WE SEE HIS FACE?!?! He might as well be a wraith from Lord of the Rings!! We can't see the other faces, but not our own?! Carbon City: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LAME NAME FOR??? Why not NOS City or Iron city; they're far more apporpriate(SP?) names! Now moving on... Your car gets wrecked after the chase and you get a new ride. The "wrecked car" scenario is nice and original. I love it! But... WHY CAN'T WE GET COOLER AND BETTER STARTING CARS!!! I'd rather have my bro's car (which has a flat tire and a mediocre paint job) than ANY of those cars!!! Now onto the main game... Your job is to aquire dirrerent territories from different gangs. Simple huh? But sometimes you defend your territories from loser gangs and not the gangs you're trying to take the territory from. COOL! I like beating losers for next to nothing! Now the boss races... You first race in the 2 part boss race is a regular race. No biggie, right? Then you participate in the Canyon Duel. WTF!?!? Why can't we just race on a regular track like normal pepole? And why can't I lose my car if I fall off?!?! ARRRRGH I'm so mad!!! I'll finish this later. To be Concluded...