Kingdom hearts

03-22-2003, 12:39 AM

Story: It's where a kid named Sora wants to go to other worlds, and to take his friends Kairi and Riku along, but he's really the chosen one, the one who will open the door to the light with the Keyblade, but the heartless beg to differ. It's nothing to boring, but once Sora seals the Traverse Town Keyhole, it begins to get interesting. 8.4/10

Graphics: They get FFX good at the end, mysteriously. I can't describe how they are in words. 9/10

Gameplay: It's the FFX gameplay, only without the funny walk. (It's pretty funny in FFX, Zak showed me) You confirm with X, and cancel with O. Also, the shortcut and lock on help too. 10/10

Sound: Each Keyblade and heartless make a different sound when you attack them. I love it when you hit Clayton when you fight him. Also, they have voices. One other thing to note out is that the NPCs and disney/square bosses have battle quotes, I personally like it when you lure Captain Hook off the ship, then he jumps up and yells "You'll not get me other hand!!", it's pretty funny. There's alot of humour in that game, but I think FF9 was funnier. 10/10

Difficulty: My god is it easy, with the exception of Sephiroth, the Ice Titan, Phantom, Zisa, Riku with Keyblade, and that stupid Oppisite amour. Most of the others are just too easy, and the so called Puzzles are...bleh. 1/10

BTW: Kingdom Hearts did NOT ruin Final Fantasy, FFCC and FFTA look pretty good, and it's probably a 1 time only thing. Just ignore the people hating Lance bass and liking KH, this means you Lupus.

03-23-2003, 09:28 AM

Lance Bass is an asspumper. I don't care about your opinions, in fact, if you think this game is good it proves you are a sucker for hype.

This is a just as inane review. You give pretty much everything 10s when someone with a drop of sense would give even a kick ass game (such as FFVIII) no higher than a 8, probably an 9 at best.

And don't argue with me how it supposedly didn't ruin Final Fantasy. FF games are seperate from each other, which means this along with FFX-2 are the wrecking crew for all that has gone before. Giving characters voices is alright, IF THE VOICES ARE GOOD AND THEY PRONOUNCE THE NAMES CORRECTLY. Since when is there a character called "Yoofie"? Since when does Squall age while Selphie and them magically DECREASE IN AGE??

Square want your money. And they'll resort to making nothing more than crap games that people who only begun playing the FFs at FF7 because of the "nice FMVs" will lap up like little puppies. Attached to Square's leash, no less.

A Genius · 03-23-2003, 11:31 AM

Evrey time you don't agree with a review, you have to flame the reviewer, don't you?

-A Genius (I think you do, or you're implying it, anyway.)

give me food · 03-23-2003, 03:18 PM

Story: o_o; The story's actually pretty good. A little confusing, and I'm still fuming over what they did to Riku...
Basically, you go around Disney world...s (pun intended if not for the damn s)...with this bigass blunt object called a "Keyblade". The keyblade looks painful to hold...err...In the worlds, you run around, kick some ass, listen to a bunch of Disney characters, and seal a keyhole. ^-^
Although I made it sound pretty basic...which it is...it's actually a lot more complex then it sounds.
However, the repeated use of "light," "heart," "darkness," was terrible. Where's Hell? Where's Heaven? Where's the firey doom?
7/10

Graphics:
Um, they're pretty good, I guess. The amount of effort put into creating the summons was pretty cool. Though there were too many flat surfaces.
Wonderland's Bizarre Room was definately a graphical turnoff. No, it's not because everything was flat.
9/10

Gameplay:
o_o Damnit, this was confusing. The magic-shortcut keys are, even as shortcuts, a pain in the ass to get to. And only three? With the large amount of spells in the arsenal, it's still confusing...
I liked the system better then the FF system, though. The lock on is useful, but still, most enemies attack in large groups, and most of the time, you don't lock onto the enemy you want to beat on...
8/10

Sound:
The music = awesome. Utada Hikaru is a genius, plain and simple. o_o
The sound made when Sora swings his Keyblade is NOT AMUSING.
But the voice acting kicked too much ass. David Boreanaz for Leon? Woohoo. I jumped for joy. And despite my prejudice against the Disney Channel, Christy Carlson Romano did a good job at Yuffie.
I hate Kairi's voice, though...
8/10

Difficulty:
The only way this is hard is if you are UNDER LEVEL. There are specific levels you need in order to not get your ass kicked.
Not to mention enemy overload in most places. The enemies could be weak, but in groups they could still kick your ass...
By the way, the puzzles? Piss easy. Pfft. I almost cried laughing.
6/10

Doom.

Pentagon · 03-23-2003, 04:03 PM

^The puzzles were supposed to be hard? They were (bleep) easy! Take that puzzle in Atlantica: everyone knows that red=fire and blue=Ice. The only ones that were supposed to be hard was probably the sewer maze in Hallow Bastion.

Lupus, you know what happens to users who flame others? They usually get banned, or bashed and VGF turns against them. Kingdom Hearts is as related to the other Final fantasies as FFIV is related to FFV. (Meaning it's not related fo Final Fantasy at all) And just because of Final Fantasy X-2, that doesn't mean that Kingdom Hearts ruined Final Fantasy. What if ENIX had ruined Final Fantasy and Not Kingdom Hearts? You bring Shame to your Family Lupus, regular and Normal people keep stuff like that to themselves.

[ March 23, 2003, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Zak, ya? ]

03-23-2003, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A Genius is stupid:
Evrey time you don't agree with a review, you have to flame the reviewer, don't you?

-A Genius (I think you do, or you're implying it, anyway.)

I did not flame. Unless you count me saying people who rate things endless 10s are morons, which is just the truth. I am merely stating that people who like this game beyond everything are suckers for hype.

Quote:

Originally posted by Zak, ya?:
Lupus, you know what happens to users who flame others? They usually get banned, or bashed and VGF turns against them. Kingdom Hearts is as related to the other Final fantasies as FFIV is related to FFV. (Meaning it's not related fo Final Fantasy at all) And just because of Final Fantasy X-2, that doesn't mean that Kingdom Hearts ruined Final Fantasy. What if ENIX had ruined Final Fantasy and Not Kingdom Hearts? You bring Shame to your Family Lupus, regular and Normal people keep stuff like that to themselves.

Read above about flaming. And you are a very sad individual if you can't find a relation to Final Fantasy in FFIV. And to top it off, you rip off an insult that Kamek and I used against you awhile back (you bring shame to your family), in order to sound intelligent. Well guess what? Sounding intelligent obviously isn't working for you. Don't quit your day job.

[ March 23, 2003, 11:58 PM: Message edited by: Sir Lupus the Turk ]

03-22-2003, 12:39 AM	#1
Red mage Guest Posts: n/a	Story: It's where a kid named Sora wants to go to other worlds, and to take his friends Kairi and Riku along, but he's really the chosen one, the one who will open the door to the light with the Keyblade, but the heartless beg to differ. It's nothing to boring, but once Sora seals the Traverse Town Keyhole, it begins to get interesting. 8.4/10 Graphics: They get FFX good at the end, mysteriously. I can't describe how they are in words. 9/10 Gameplay: It's the FFX gameplay, only without the funny walk. (It's pretty funny in FFX, Zak showed me) You confirm with X, and cancel with O. Also, the shortcut and lock on help too. 10/10 Sound: Each Keyblade and heartless make a different sound when you attack them. I love it when you hit Clayton when you fight him. Also, they have voices. One other thing to note out is that the NPCs and disney/square bosses have battle quotes, I personally like it when you lure Captain Hook off the ship, then he jumps up and yells "You'll not get me other hand!!", it's pretty funny. There's alot of humour in that game, but I think FF9 was funnier. 10/10 Difficulty: My god is it easy, with the exception of Sephiroth, the Ice Titan, Phantom, Zisa, Riku with Keyblade, and that stupid Oppisite amour. Most of the others are just too easy, and the so called Puzzles are...bleh. 1/10 BTW: Kingdom Hearts did NOT ruin Final Fantasy, FFCC and FFTA look pretty good, and it's probably a 1 time only thing. Just ignore the people hating Lance bass and liking KH, this means you Lupus.

03-23-2003, 09:28 AM	#2
Noodle Ding Guest Posts: n/a	Lance Bass is an asspumper. I don't care about your opinions, in fact, if you think this game is good it proves you are a sucker for hype. This is a just as inane review. You give pretty much everything 10s when someone with a drop of sense would give even a kick ass game (such as FFVIII) no higher than a 8, probably an 9 at best. And don't argue with me how it supposedly didn't ruin Final Fantasy. FF games are seperate from each other, which means this along with FFX-2 are the wrecking crew for all that has gone before. Giving characters voices is alright, IF THE VOICES ARE GOOD AND THEY PRONOUNCE THE NAMES CORRECTLY. Since when is there a character called "Yoofie"? Since when does Squall age while Selphie and them magically DECREASE IN AGE?? Square want your money. And they'll resort to making nothing more than crap games that people who only begun playing the FFs at FF7 because of the "nice FMVs" will lap up like little puppies. Attached to Square's leash, no less.

03-23-2003, 11:31 AM	#3
A Genius Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Place Posts: 2,657 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Evrey time you don't agree with a review, you have to flame the reviewer, don't you? -A Genius (I think you do, or you're implying it, anyway.)

03-23-2003, 03:18 PM	#4
give me food Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: :O omfg ovar tehr3!!1 Posts: 10,070 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Story: o_o; The story's actually pretty good. A little confusing, and I'm still fuming over what they did to Riku... Basically, you go around Disney world...s (pun intended if not for the damn s)...with this bigass blunt object called a "Keyblade". The keyblade looks painful to hold...err...In the worlds, you run around, kick some ass, listen to a bunch of Disney characters, and seal a keyhole. ^-^ Although I made it sound pretty basic...which it is...it's actually a lot more complex then it sounds. However, the repeated use of "light," "heart," "darkness," was terrible. Where's Hell? Where's Heaven? Where's the firey doom? 7/10 Graphics: Um, they're pretty good, I guess. The amount of effort put into creating the summons was pretty cool. Though there were too many flat surfaces. Wonderland's Bizarre Room was definately a graphical turnoff. No, it's not because everything was flat. 9/10 Gameplay: o_o Damnit, this was confusing. The magic-shortcut keys are, even as shortcuts, a pain in the ass to get to. And only three? With the large amount of spells in the arsenal, it's still confusing... I liked the system better then the FF system, though. The lock on is useful, but still, most enemies attack in large groups, and most of the time, you don't lock onto the enemy you want to beat on... 8/10 Sound: The music = awesome. Utada Hikaru is a genius, plain and simple. o_o The sound made when Sora swings his Keyblade is NOT AMUSING. But the voice acting kicked too much ass. David Boreanaz for Leon? Woohoo. I jumped for joy. And despite my prejudice against the Disney Channel, Christy Carlson Romano did a good job at Yuffie. I hate Kairi's voice, though... 8/10 Difficulty: The only way this is hard is if you are UNDER LEVEL. There are specific levels you need in order to not get your ass kicked. Not to mention enemy overload in most places. The enemies could be weak, but in groups they could still kick your ass... By the way, the puzzles? Piss easy. Pfft. I almost cried laughing. 6/10 Doom.

03-23-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^The puzzles were supposed to be hard? They were (bleep) easy! Take that puzzle in Atlantica: everyone knows that red=fire and blue=Ice. The only ones that were supposed to be hard was probably the sewer maze in Hallow Bastion. Lupus, you know what happens to users who flame others? They usually get banned, or bashed and VGF turns against them. Kingdom Hearts is as related to the other Final fantasies as FFIV is related to FFV. (Meaning it's not related fo Final Fantasy at all) And just because of Final Fantasy X-2, that doesn't mean that Kingdom Hearts ruined Final Fantasy. What if ENIX had ruined Final Fantasy and Not Kingdom Hearts? You bring Shame to your Family Lupus, regular and Normal people keep stuff like that to themselves. [ March 23, 2003, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Zak, ya? ]