Superman 64-Do not play this at home!

08-13-2003, 12:34 AM

Superman 64 is an N64 game, and considering most games based on superheroes (With the exception of Spiderman and Freedom force obviously) usually suck, I figured I'd give this game a try so I can just laugh at it. Just renting it was the biggest and dumbest mistake anyone could make.

Concept: a bunch of people all high on marijuana decided to make this game, stupidman 64 it should be called.

Graphics: -10/10
AAAAARRGGGHH!!! These graphics literally made my eyes water and I needed EYE DROPS to cure them, I mean, I was almost BLINDED by how bad these graphics are, the N64 may have been known for good graphics, but these graphics are worse than 1 bit graphics, ARRGGGHH!!!

Control: -9/10
AAAARRRRAAAAGGHHH!!! The control is terrible. Superman has developed a hernia from fighting evil, which is why he moves like he has 2000 ton weights strapped to his feet

Music: -10/10
AAAA NOOO!!!! The music's about as awful as the songs made by a drunken N-sync, backstreet boys, Neil Diamond, and Brittney spears in the same band. And not to mention, the music is sometimes so quiet, you'd have to turn the volume all the way up just to hear the faintest noise, and the next second, it's louder than KISS and Bjiork albums played at FULL BLAST at the same time. (It could have been my TV, but it couldn't have been because it never did that with Perfect Dark or Megaman 64) The music does suck, take my word for it.

Difficulty: N/A
It's too hard to pick the game up, let alone play it long enough to find out how hard it is.

Replay value: -10/10
If you do manage to beat this game, you'd drop down on the floor and would wake up in Intensive care, the pain induced by this game is that bad.

overall: -100 centillion/10
The worst game ever, it's even worse than Milon's secret castle, and this game will indeed hurt you seriously if you play it, why, some of the people who played this game are still in intensive care (Others were cursed and died within 7 days of playing it)

Buy or rent?
Buy, then smash! The game should really come with a warning label, instead of saying the classic "Do not try this at home", Stupidman 64 should have "Do not play this at home!" on it.

Okay, I'm done now, I only posted this as a joke.

08-15-2003, 07:47 PM

I agree, that game sucked. All the levels where you could actually fly freely were timed!

08-13-2003, 12:34 AM	#1
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Superman 64 is an N64 game, and considering most games based on superheroes (With the exception of Spiderman and Freedom force obviously) usually suck, I figured I'd give this game a try so I can just laugh at it. Just renting it was the biggest and dumbest mistake anyone could make. Concept: a bunch of people all high on marijuana decided to make this game, stupidman 64 it should be called. Graphics: -10/10 AAAAARRGGGHH!!! These graphics literally made my eyes water and I needed EYE DROPS to cure them, I mean, I was almost BLINDED by how bad these graphics are, the N64 may have been known for good graphics, but these graphics are worse than 1 bit graphics, ARRGGGHH!!! Control: -9/10 AAAARRRRAAAAGGHHH!!! The control is terrible. Superman has developed a hernia from fighting evil, which is why he moves like he has 2000 ton weights strapped to his feet Music: -10/10 AAAA NOOO!!!! The music's about as awful as the songs made by a drunken N-sync, backstreet boys, Neil Diamond, and Brittney spears in the same band. And not to mention, the music is sometimes so quiet, you'd have to turn the volume all the way up just to hear the faintest noise, and the next second, it's louder than KISS and Bjiork albums played at FULL BLAST at the same time. (It could have been my TV, but it couldn't have been because it never did that with Perfect Dark or Megaman 64) The music does suck, take my word for it. Difficulty: N/A It's too hard to pick the game up, let alone play it long enough to find out how hard it is. Replay value: -10/10 If you do manage to beat this game, you'd drop down on the floor and would wake up in Intensive care, the pain induced by this game is that bad. overall: -100 centillion/10 The worst game ever, it's even worse than Milon's secret castle, and this game will indeed hurt you seriously if you play it, why, some of the people who played this game are still in intensive care (Others were cursed and died within 7 days of playing it) Buy or rent? Buy, then smash! The game should really come with a warning label, instead of saying the classic "Do not try this at home", Stupidman 64 should have "Do not play this at home!" on it. Okay, I'm done now, I only posted this as a joke.

08-15-2003, 07:47 PM	#2
BradMan62 Guest Posts: n/a	I agree, that game sucked. All the levels where you could actually fly freely were timed!