Square characters you think suck, and do - Page 2

Sim Kid · 06-16-2007, 09:40 PM

Sephiroth "sucks" because he looks way too feminine to be male. Like Vaan.

...that, and in Advent children, he wears black lipstick. BLACK LIPSTICK. (And yes, so does Kadaj...the other two Jenova's Witnesses as well, probably) The only other villain to do that was Kuja. I know Ramirez (Skies of Arcadia) may be a Sephiroth-inspired Bishounen, but he at least looked male.

Part of it is also the fanbase...Riku doesn't seem so cool to me anymore thanks to meeting Kingdom Hearts fans. (And seeing perverse fanart...)

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-16-2007, 09:59 PM

^Seph sucks more because of his fanboy legion. That's his biggest problem.

hey, were you the "RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" guy?

My favs were always the classic "LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!" and "CRONO'S MOM!" -CSM

Sim Kid · 06-17-2007, 01:56 AM

I think that was Zak, wasn't it?

lol, Jay did "CRONO'S MOM!"? What is his obsession with her? XD

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-17-2007, 08:40 AM

The same obsession we all have with her

-CSM

Rainbow Dash · 06-21-2007, 12:43 AM

**Galefore** · 06-21-2007, 02:50 AM

Sephiroth has a legion of fanbiys and fangirls. They worship him because he looked feminine and weilded a sword too long to be possible for a girly man. And he was not much of a villain, as evil is not supposed to look like the likes of Kuja and Sephiroth.

Therefore, I make my case.

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-21-2007, 05:10 AM

No one worships the almighty CRONO, and HE has a long sword. This doesn't make any sence at all. -CSM

**Valigarmander** · 06-21-2007, 07:49 AM

Val has a long sword too.

Rainbow Dash · 06-21-2007, 08:43 AM

Don't you mean a butter knife?

ChuckleHuck · 06-21-2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazySwordsMan

Everyone's forgetting Squall.

And yes, Sephiroth sucks. His name is Cetran for "Suckage." -CSM

I see. Nice detail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sim Kid

Sephiroth "sucks" because he looks way too feminine to be male. Like Vaan.

...that, and in Advent children, he wears black lipstick. BLACK LIPSTICK. (And yes, so does Kadaj...the other two Jenova's Witnesses as well, probably) The only other villain to do that was Kuja. I know Ramirez (Skies of Arcadia) may be a Sephiroth-inspired Bishounen, but he at least looked male.

Part of it is also the fanbase...Riku doesn't seem so cool to me anymore thanks to meeting Kingdom Hearts fans. (And seeing perverse fanart...)

Good point. Needs more detail.

Nameless Author · 06-21-2007, 02:09 PM

Aeris.

She went and died after I went through all the trouble to get her Level 4 Limit Break.

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-21-2007, 02:54 PM

I think I brought up Aeris. -CSM

Nameless Author · 06-21-2007, 03:02 PM

Haven't read this topic, just the first post.

Hours spent training that healer, and she has to go die while everyone forgets what a Phoenix Down is.

13jj9 · 07-07-2007, 02:08 PM

i think the worse part of the game is fighting weak goblins

Gumby, dammit · 07-08-2007, 07:47 PM

Sora.

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-08-2007, 10:00 PM

Dammit I keep forgetting KH. Yeah Sora blows. As do Kairi and Riku (and Rikku for that matter...) -CSM

Perrin Aybara · 07-09-2007, 12:37 AM

Everyone in both KHs blows.

Except for Roxas and Axel, who are awesome.

The first openly gay video game characters.

At least that I'm aware of.-jay

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-09-2007, 07:15 AM

They suck too. -CSM

06-21-2007, 12:43 AM	#25
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06-16-2007, 09:40 PM	#21
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Sephiroth "sucks" because he looks way too feminine to be male. Like Vaan. ...that, and in Advent children, he wears black lipstick. BLACK LIPSTICK. (And yes, so does Kadaj...the other two Jenova's Witnesses as well, probably) The only other villain to do that was Kuja. I know Ramirez (Skies of Arcadia) may be a Sephiroth-inspired Bishounen, but he at least looked male. Part of it is also the fanbase...Riku doesn't seem so cool to me anymore thanks to meeting Kingdom Hearts fans. (And seeing perverse fanart...)

06-16-2007, 09:59 PM	#22
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	^Seph sucks more because of his fanboy legion. That's his biggest problem. hey, were you the "RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" guy? My favs were always the classic "LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!" and "CRONO'S MOM!" -CSM

06-17-2007, 01:56 AM	#23
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	I think that was Zak, wasn't it? lol, Jay did "CRONO'S MOM!"? What is his obsession with her? XD

06-17-2007, 08:40 AM	#24
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	The same obsession we all have with her -CSM

06-21-2007, 02:50 AM	#26
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Sephiroth has a legion of fanbiys and fangirls. They worship him because he looked feminine and weilded a sword too long to be possible for a girly man. And he was not much of a villain, as evil is not supposed to look like the likes of Kuja and Sephiroth. Therefore, I make my case.

06-21-2007, 05:10 AM	#27
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	No one worships the almighty CRONO, and HE has a long sword. This doesn't make any sence at all. -CSM

06-21-2007, 07:49 AM	#28
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Val has a long sword too.

06-21-2007, 08:43 AM	#29
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Don't you mean a butter knife?

06-21-2007, 02:09 PM	#31
Nameless Author Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Posts: 58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Aeris. She went and died after I went through all the trouble to get her Level 4 Limit Break.

06-21-2007, 02:54 PM	#32
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	I think I brought up Aeris. -CSM

06-21-2007, 03:02 PM	#33
Nameless Author Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Posts: 58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Haven't read this topic, just the first post. Hours spent training that healer, and she has to go die while everyone forgets what a Phoenix Down is.

07-07-2007, 02:08 PM	#34
13jj9 Newbie Join Date: Aug 2006 Gender: Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i think the worse part of the game is fighting weak goblins

07-08-2007, 07:47 PM	#35
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,240 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sora.

07-08-2007, 10:00 PM	#36
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Dammit I keep forgetting KH. Yeah Sora blows. As do Kairi and Riku (and Rikku for that matter...) -CSM

07-09-2007, 12:37 AM	#37
Perrin Aybara Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 12,760 Thanks: 194 Thanked 504 Times in 235 Posts	Everyone in both KHs blows. Except for Roxas and Axel, who are awesome. The first openly gay video game characters. At least that I'm aware of.-jay

07-09-2007, 07:15 AM	#38
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	They suck too. -CSM