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PK FIRE! · 03-06-2009, 12:46 PM

You wonder why the "mage" you recruited is only able to use parlor tricks instead of "real" spells.

You are confused by the lack of save points around.

You do not understand why the "monsters" you've killed don't drop money or give exp.

- You stupid dog1

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-06-2009, 07:53 PM

You look for a way to completely start your life over, yet keep all that you've earned with a New Game+.

When you hear someone say that they changed classes, you ask why they picked obviously picked Freelancer.

You carry lighters/flammable household spray and bags of ice as Fire and Ice magick.

You list four instead of a maximum of three out of sheer disobedience, since you are, afterall, the Warrior of Light.

Sim Kid · 03-07-2009, 05:38 PM

when someone asks you to run an errand, you look up other people asking you to run errands and then decide to manage them. Sometimes taking numerous hours to just go get something for them from the dollar store.

If someone asks you to meet up with them to tackle something as well, you wonder why they get mad when you leave them waiting to go accomplish other errands.

Metal Man · 03-07-2009, 07:50 PM

You attempt to pause the world, but fail, and become very annoyed at the lack of breaks.

Sim Kid · 03-08-2009, 12:01 AM

You ALWAYS hold your weapon in front of oyu

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-08-2009, 12:39 AM

You become evil, thinking you'll just be good next time.

PK FIRE! · 03-08-2009, 05:34 PM

You wonder if the soundtrack isn't working because you never hear background music.

You wonder why you can't buy any ethers or tonics yet there is a far wider selection of alcahalic drinks then just simplay beer and wine.

It confuses you that you can't find any acsessories that do anything other then look good.

- You stupid dog!

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-08-2009, 06:15 PM

You slay an evil person and end up in jail.

Discouraged, but hopeful, you decide to wait three days for Lucca to save you.

You live out the rest of your days thinking reality glitched out, that must be why she isn't coming.

I am nobody · 03-08-2009, 06:45 PM

You wonder why everyone dies when you hit them with your sword. Even villagers should be able to take at least three hits!

And furthermore, you wonder why they just kind of lay in multiple pieces instead of vanishing in a puff of smoke.

PK FIRE! · 03-08-2009, 07:12 PM

You are confused as to why there are no plot coupons to gather.

Also you wonder why most of the legends you heard about from "NPCs" turn out to be fake.

- You stupid dog!

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-08-2009, 08:13 PM

You wonder why used items don't disappear.

Sim Kid · 03-09-2009, 05:52 PM

You notice that when you shoot a projectile weapon like an arrow, it doesn't magically reappear in your bow or quiver.

I am nobody · 03-09-2009, 06:15 PM

You wonder why no one opts to build secret mazes in their graves.

PK FIRE! · 03-10-2009, 06:47 PM

You're surprized that gameplay and cutscene look so very similar graphix wise.

You wonder when you'll run into the guy that lets you change your name.

The lack of lighter-then-air airships confuses you.

You've got know clue as to where the four crystals are and this terrifies you.

- You stupid dog!

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-10-2009, 08:04 PM

You want to change games but can't find out how. This whole "Action RPG" thing is fine, but you're thinking something along the lines of a Tactical RPG.

I am nobody · 03-10-2009, 08:09 PM

You wonder why your pet doesn't have amazing powers.

You wonder why you seem to become very slightly better every time you do something, instead of drastically better after performing said task many times.

You wonder why even unimportant people get their own "sprites".

PK FIRE! · 03-11-2009, 01:36 AM

You wonder when you'll get to be in a crossover fighting game of one sort or another.

The lack of camara controll annoyes you.

You've yet to encounter a boss battle of any kind.

You're not sure when the game began and the tutorial ended.

- You stupid dog!

Sim Kid · 03-11-2009, 02:41 AM

You keep trying to do stuff like this YouTube - ToV: Judith Combo Video and wonder why you can't knock people high in the air.

I am nobody · 03-11-2009, 09:52 AM

You find it odd that people who are credited with saving the world, or even just their town/country, are generally over 35 and rarely ever a teen.

Sim Kid · 03-11-2009, 05:56 PM

^

And you wonder if maybe there was another hero to a religious war who fought demons.

03-06-2009, 12:46 PM	#21
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You wonder why the "mage" you recruited is only able to use parlor tricks instead of "real" spells. You are confused by the lack of save points around. You do not understand why the "monsters" you've killed don't drop money or give exp. - You stupid dog1

03-06-2009, 07:53 PM	#22
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You look for a way to completely start your life over, yet keep all that you've earned with a New Game+. When you hear someone say that they changed classes, you ask why they picked obviously picked Freelancer. You carry lighters/flammable household spray and bags of ice as Fire and Ice magick. You list four instead of a maximum of three out of sheer disobedience, since you are, afterall, the Warrior of Light.

03-07-2009, 05:38 PM	#23
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	when someone asks you to run an errand, you look up other people asking you to run errands and then decide to manage them. Sometimes taking numerous hours to just go get something for them from the dollar store. If someone asks you to meet up with them to tackle something as well, you wonder why they get mad when you leave them waiting to go accomplish other errands.

03-07-2009, 07:50 PM	#24
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	You attempt to pause the world, but fail, and become very annoyed at the lack of breaks.

03-08-2009, 12:01 AM	#25
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	You ALWAYS hold your weapon in front of oyu

03-08-2009, 12:39 AM	#26
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You become evil, thinking you'll just be good next time.

03-08-2009, 05:34 PM	#27
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You wonder if the soundtrack isn't working because you never hear background music. You wonder why you can't buy any ethers or tonics yet there is a far wider selection of alcahalic drinks then just simplay beer and wine. It confuses you that you can't find any acsessories that do anything other then look good. - You stupid dog!

03-08-2009, 06:15 PM	#28
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You slay an evil person and end up in jail. Discouraged, but hopeful, you decide to wait three days for Lucca to save you. You live out the rest of your days thinking reality glitched out, that must be why she isn't coming.

03-08-2009, 06:45 PM	#29
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You wonder why everyone dies when you hit them with your sword. Even villagers should be able to take at least three hits! And furthermore, you wonder why they just kind of lay in multiple pieces instead of vanishing in a puff of smoke.

03-08-2009, 07:12 PM	#30
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You are confused as to why there are no plot coupons to gather. Also you wonder why most of the legends you heard about from "NPCs" turn out to be fake. - You stupid dog!

03-08-2009, 08:13 PM	#31
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You wonder why used items don't disappear.

03-09-2009, 05:52 PM	#32
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	You notice that when you shoot a projectile weapon like an arrow, it doesn't magically reappear in your bow or quiver.

03-09-2009, 06:15 PM	#33
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You wonder why no one opts to build secret mazes in their graves.

03-10-2009, 06:47 PM	#34
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You're surprized that gameplay and cutscene look so very similar graphix wise. You wonder when you'll run into the guy that lets you change your name. The lack of lighter-then-air airships confuses you. You've got know clue as to where the four crystals are and this terrifies you. - You stupid dog!

03-10-2009, 08:04 PM	#35
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You want to change games but can't find out how. This whole "Action RPG" thing is fine, but you're thinking something along the lines of a Tactical RPG.

03-10-2009, 08:09 PM	#36
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You wonder why your pet doesn't have amazing powers. You wonder why you seem to become very slightly better every time you do something, instead of drastically better after performing said task many times. You wonder why even unimportant people get their own "sprites".

03-11-2009, 01:36 AM	#37
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You wonder when you'll get to be in a crossover fighting game of one sort or another. The lack of camara controll annoyes you. You've yet to encounter a boss battle of any kind. You're not sure when the game began and the tutorial ended. - You stupid dog!

03-11-2009, 02:41 AM	#38
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	You keep trying to do stuff like this YouTube - ToV: Judith Combo Video and wonder why you can't knock people high in the air.

03-11-2009, 09:52 AM	#39
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You find it odd that people who are credited with saving the world, or even just their town/country, are generally over 35 and rarely ever a teen.

03-11-2009, 05:56 PM	#40
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	^ And you wonder if maybe there was another hero to a religious war who fought demons.