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Stanley the Bugman · 03-12-2009, 07:21 AM

You bump into someone in the street, and start fighting with them because you're convinced that the bump reduced your "HP".

You start chasing a bee around because you're convinced it holds the secret of your destiny, as well as a stone you need.

Dizzy · 03-12-2009, 12:10 PM

If someone is evil, there will be a symbol over their head indicating they are evil.

Sim Kid · 03-13-2009, 12:48 AM

You try to shoot someone and wonder why they bring the entire group over to them instead of just the one you shot.

I am nobody · 03-13-2009, 07:05 AM

When you begin to wonder why amnesia seems to be so uncommon in great people.

You also wonder why orphans and those with one living parent seem to make up less than 90% of the population.

Dizzy · 03-13-2009, 09:56 AM

You think people will same the same thing if you talk to them more than once.

You are distraught that the dollar store doesn't sell bombs.

You think you can carry every feasible weapon and not be slowed down at all.

PK FIRE! · 03-13-2009, 04:37 PM

You're confused as to why the "Chocobo" you saw had such an unusul color scheme.

Also you don't understand why was it at a zoo.

Though you're REALLY confused why you were brought to jail for trying to ride it.

- You stupid dog!

Sim Kid · 03-14-2009, 03:17 PM

you think you can use stuff like a boomerang, straws, and all other sorts of weird **** as weapons.

Metal Man · 03-14-2009, 04:34 PM

You wonder why the actual encounter rate of wild animals is less than every 5 steps you take.

Stanley the Bugman · 03-16-2009, 10:19 AM

If someone dies, you're convinced all that you need to do is get a pheonix down to revive them.

You beat up the fat kid that lives next door, convinced that one day he will be your mortal enemy.

I am nobody · 03-16-2009, 11:51 AM

You don't understand why the Europeans had such an easy time colonizing the "New World". Aren't bows and spears just as good as guns?

PK FIRE! · 03-16-2009, 03:56 PM

You wonder why timed hit are so much harder to pull off then they should be.

You're impressed that the game engion can handle such high powered graphix, sounds and the like.

The limitations on your inventory confuse you.

Also you wonder why so much detail was put into the item crafting system, well that and why you haven't found a way to exploit it yet.

- You stupid dog!

Metal Man · 03-16-2009, 06:38 PM

You get annoyed when items you use don't instantly suggest a category to you.

Your backpack cannot fit all those cool items you earned, and you become angry.

PK FIRE! · 03-18-2009, 04:38 PM

You are amazed how how the overworld, cities, and dungions look alike as if they were all created with the same engione and the lack of loading screens is truely a boon.

However you wonder how much memory this game has if everything is done with such high quality.

- You stupid dog!

Dizzy · 03-19-2009, 05:05 PM

You don't understand why someone has you arrested for killing everything.

You wonder why you can't find any dojos or people who will let you beat them up.

You can't find the A button.

I am nobody · 03-19-2009, 05:48 PM

You laugh at all the stuff NASA puts on astronauts. Don't they know you can safely go where ever you want in space without any form of equipment?

And what's all this about reentry? All you do is enter. No need to fuss over angles and the like. Heck, you can do this stuff with a good cannon!

03-12-2009, 07:21 AM	#41
Stanley the Bugman Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: A Greenhouse Gender: Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 19 Thanked 14 Times in 13 Posts	You bump into someone in the street, and start fighting with them because you're convinced that the bump reduced your "HP". You start chasing a bee around because you're convinced it holds the secret of your destiny, as well as a stone you need.

03-12-2009, 12:10 PM	#42
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	If someone is evil, there will be a symbol over their head indicating they are evil.

03-13-2009, 12:48 AM	#43
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	You try to shoot someone and wonder why they bring the entire group over to them instead of just the one you shot.

03-13-2009, 07:05 AM	#44
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	When you begin to wonder why amnesia seems to be so uncommon in great people. You also wonder why orphans and those with one living parent seem to make up less than 90% of the population.

03-13-2009, 09:56 AM	#45
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	You think people will same the same thing if you talk to them more than once. You are distraught that the dollar store doesn't sell bombs. You think you can carry every feasible weapon and not be slowed down at all.

03-13-2009, 04:37 PM	#46
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You're confused as to why the "Chocobo" you saw had such an unusul color scheme. Also you don't understand why was it at a zoo. Though you're REALLY confused why you were brought to jail for trying to ride it. - You stupid dog!

03-14-2009, 03:17 PM	#47
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	you think you can use stuff like a boomerang, straws, and all other sorts of weird **** as weapons.

03-14-2009, 04:34 PM	#48
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	You wonder why the actual encounter rate of wild animals is less than every 5 steps you take.

03-16-2009, 10:19 AM	#49
Stanley the Bugman Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: A Greenhouse Gender: Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 19 Thanked 14 Times in 13 Posts	If someone dies, you're convinced all that you need to do is get a pheonix down to revive them. You beat up the fat kid that lives next door, convinced that one day he will be your mortal enemy.

03-16-2009, 11:51 AM	#50
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You don't understand why the Europeans had such an easy time colonizing the "New World". Aren't bows and spears just as good as guns?

03-16-2009, 03:56 PM	#51
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You wonder why timed hit are so much harder to pull off then they should be. You're impressed that the game engion can handle such high powered graphix, sounds and the like. The limitations on your inventory confuse you. Also you wonder why so much detail was put into the item crafting system, well that and why you haven't found a way to exploit it yet. - You stupid dog!

03-16-2009, 06:38 PM	#52
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	You get annoyed when items you use don't instantly suggest a category to you. Your backpack cannot fit all those cool items you earned, and you become angry.

03-18-2009, 04:38 PM	#53
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	You are amazed how how the overworld, cities, and dungions look alike as if they were all created with the same engione and the lack of loading screens is truely a boon. However you wonder how much memory this game has if everything is done with such high quality. - You stupid dog!

03-19-2009, 05:05 PM	#54
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	You don't understand why someone has you arrested for killing everything. You wonder why you can't find any dojos or people who will let you beat them up. You can't find the A button.

03-19-2009, 05:48 PM	#55
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	You laugh at all the stuff NASA puts on astronauts. Don't they know you can safely go where ever you want in space without any form of equipment? And what's all this about reentry? All you do is enter. No need to fuss over angles and the like. Heck, you can do this stuff with a good cannon!